Hannah @ Lush agency Birmingham - New fit Rom - TOFTT

[alibirmingham]

Surprised no one has seen and reviewed yet as she’s been with lush for at least a week.

Link: External Link/Members Only

Price agreed and Time: 30 Mins £60

Services requested : OWO, RO, 69, toys (but would only use her own toy) - all agreed before payment
Services declined: fingering, any ball licking or sucking

Comms:

Usual app affair. Nothing new to add.

Location:

Broadway plaza location.

Room:

Open plan apartment. Shitty bed and bathroom seen better days. Place looking and feeling tired.

Appearance:

She is fit body wise and facially but to me her lips look overdone. Way too much filler. Clearly makes an effort in terms of appearance as she had lip stick on, fake eye lashes etc. Her tits are bolt ons, round very firm. Perky nips. Defo slim size 6, no fat to speak off. Pussy cute and clean, arse round and soft. Overall not much to complain about.

The details:

Once in the room quickly confirmed services and handed over cash. Asked about toys and as she would only use her own she had to get her toy out her bag. I felt once. Obey was paid she was faffing around a bit. Putting money away, texting agency, checking phone, putting music on, getting he charger and plugging it on change. Have a drink, using the bathroom. By now you get the picture.

About 6/7 mins after I arrive she finally meets me on the bed. I ask so our time starts now? NOPE! Started when I entered the flat so just lost almost 10 mins.

So OWO was poor at best. No depth as she was restricting herself (and me) but holding her hand at the base of my cock. Felt toothy too at times too. Not sloppy and kept stopping after a few sucks and wanking while she took a break. Wanking mind u wouldn’t be that bad if she made a effort but on a dry cock it wasn’t Ideal.

The next 5 mins was my playing with her, using her toy on her for 2 seconds as it didn’t work and she complained it was too big (this was her own toy bare in mind) and brief RO. Although no obvious red flags I just had the feeling it’s wasn’t as greasy as it could be.

So sex started earlier then I would usually like partly because time was running out as I was being short changed and partly because she was rushing me saying time for sex.

She wanted to to start doggy but I asked for CG which she did for like 20 seconds and then insisted on doggy. The shit bed didn’t help she ended up with me standing and she was on all fours on the bed. This wasn’t bad as the view was great. Shortly after moved to mish but again she was being restrictive on penetration. Another rushing tactic she deployed was offering to jerk me off on her belly but is the earlier hand job was anything to go by there was no chance of me accepting.

Was about to switch positions when she took a bathroom break for 2/3 mins. Once back in the room I could sense it was time to finish so prone bone it was and I finished in the bag.

 I clean up offered or attempted and just told to dump condom in toilet. Had to ask for a wipe to clean myself up.

Get dressed and left with at least 5 mins on the clock (by my count at least) but overdue by hers.

Summary:

Was a mixed punt. Great body, good looks (minus the lips) and decent sex as I liked her slim build and body. But short changing on time, faffing about, rushing, and limited owo, no ball play, and limited penetration makes it a neutral for me.

Would I Visit again??

I think it’s safe to say I won’t be back to see her. She reminds me of my other Rom punts with lush. Some have been ok but very average and not worth a revisit. This one sits in that category for me. No doubt some may find her fitness a reason in itself for revisits but I just wasn’t feeling it.

Oh, and before I forget the fake moaning was really off putting.  Did it throughout the punt. When I was touching her, playing with her, fucking her etc. just sooo fake I was thinking pls be quiet.

[Tender.french.kiss]

Sorry to hear it wasn't that great.
Thanks for the intel

[801]

Much appreciated Ali for this review.  Such a shame as she seems to have decent body but the attitude and service won't get her anywhere. Was going to see her or the other new one last week and it was a good job they were busy and I needed up seeing Alice

[alibirmingham]

Thanks guys. It was a mixed feeling on the neutral. I just get the feeling it could have flowed better if she wasn’t faffing around on my time. She can do it all she wants on her time but punters should get the time they paid for.

As for service again easily improved if she wants to. But after all is said and done she may have one of the best bods at Lush right now and this in itself will attract other punters who can overlook those flaws I found and have a great time.

[Brumbrum]

I would have probably rated it a negative, thanks for the Punt as I was going to visit at some point but won’t be now!

[Everhard115]

Thanks , seems negative won't bother now.

[doughboy]

Banging body, shite attitude. She looks faf, best suited for someone who only wants a pnd

[alibirmingham]

Banging body, shite attitude. She looks faf, best suited for someone who only wants a pnd

This is pretty much what I think as well. Sure some may love her looks over service. But for me there’s gotta be a element of decent service to make it a good punt

[versace]

Rushing and limited penetration would have been insta red(negative)for me.

Nothing worse than fucking their hand, I mean what’s the point even?! I hate when they do that.

[alibirmingham]

Rushing and limited penetration would have been insta red(negative)for me.

Nothing worse than fucking their hand, I mean what’s the point even?! I hate when they do that.

The limited penetration was done by way of her hand on my chest and arm limiting my upper body movement. Luckily I was able to get into a position where I used my hips to do most of the work so still got a decent fuck session in but her trying to limit was defo there.

[versace]

The limited penetration was done by way of her hand on my chest and arm limiting my upper body movement. Luckily I was able to get into a position where I used my hips to do most of the work so still got a decent fuck session in but her trying to limit was defo there.

Oh I see, that’s nowhere near as bad as holding your cock and limiting the depth of penetration.

[Dark Vader]

Well Ali you beat me to the punch yet again.    If you'd looked in your rear view mirrors you would have seen me right behind you but I took a slightly different and strangely interesting route in the shape of Kina. Thanks for the review/warning. May eventually end up at the same destination if nothing else to re enforce the bullshit service.

[smiler999]

Sounds worth a 15 min p&d but not really the minimum £60hh. Might still give a go if I get weak willed and availability worked

[chadpitt]

Well Ali you beat me to the punch yet again.    If you'd looked in your rear view mirrors you would have seen me right behind you but I took a slightly different and strangely interesting route in the shape of Kina. Thanks for the review/warning. May eventually end up at the same destination if nothing else to re enforce the bullshit service.

Can't wait for the review

[Cryton123]

Thanks for the review Sir 

I’ve had this one on my radar for the past week but something stopped me from making a booking. My spider senses were tingling..

Sounds like I was right to trust them after reading your experience. Think I’ll pass now so you’ve saved me £60   

Better luck on the next one 

[alibirmingham]

Oh I see, that’s nowhere near as bad as holding your cock and limiting the depth of penetration.

Yep, not as bad as some others and tbh if she tried that holding cock nonsense I would have stopped right there.

[alibirmingham]

Well Ali you beat me to the punch yet again.    If you'd looked in your rear view mirrors you would have seen me right behind you but I took a slightly different and strangely interesting route in the shape of Kina. Thanks for the review/warning. May eventually end up at the same destination if nothing else to re enforce the bullshit service.

I was surprised I was the first to review tbh. Thought a hot body like that would have been like a moth to a flame but guess not in this occasion.

Look forward to reading your review of Kina. Hopefully it was a positive one 

[alibirmingham]

Thanks for the review Sir 

I’ve had this one on my radar for the past week but something stopped me from making a booking. My spider senses were tingling..

Sounds like I was right to trust them after reading your experience. Think I’ll pass now so you’ve saved me £60   

Better luck on the next one 

No probs Cryton, I also had the feeling and wondered why no one had reviewed yet. But thought fuck it and you gotta try every now and then. I could have played safe and seen poppy but where’s the fun in that lol.