External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyHelen is an important step in my learning curve as a new punter. Having previously had such a good experience with Thai Bowie (previously reviewed) and noticing the similarities in the AW profile descriptions I assumed all the girls working under this same umbrella would provide similar service, attentiveness, technique and satisfaction.
I was incorrect in this assumption but that doesn't mean I didn't find something worth the visit. A lot of this meet pushed into Neutral for me honestly, but there's some key details here that allowed the Positive to be the end result.
Bowie had left the UK and I chose Helen Thai as my next date.
December 11th2 Hours £240 - No Extras Purchased
CommunicationAll communication was smooth via WhatsApp. Sent initial message a few days in advance and received a response requesting my preferred time. I was then given the detailed address as well as confirming all pricing and services. Sent a confirmation message 1 hour before the scheduled meet and received a speedy reply giving me the thumbs up and made my way to the flat.
LocationThere's a big block of flats not too far from East Croydon station, although it was bitter cold and that walk felt much longer than it should have! There was a gate outside the complex which could leave you feeling a little exposed, but it's a very residential area, and it was day time so not a lot of people around in general. Texted at the gate, was let in and given instructions for a set of doors to enter the actual building and then up the stairs quickly to be met by the magic door. The flat itself is definitely shared (I believe with Miko Thai-Japanese who I've read a couple reviews detailing her massive feet - not my kink but I'm also not opposed to having a look!
), and to be honest, the flat was kind of shitty. Helen's room had a broken bed that she warned me about immediately and a shower too small for two people to share - BUT there was a large floor to ceiling mirror on the front of the wardrobe below the foot of the bed which I was able to enjoy many a reflective view into.
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Helen has now relocated to Forest Hill.HelenHelen has her age listed as 28, which seemed about accurate. Let me say, Helen looks almost NOTHING like the majority of her photos. The most recent few of her standing in the kitchen are closer to accurate although delicately posed to hide her soft middle. The photoshop job is so haphazardly done that she comes off appearing like a Slim Waisted Fem-Bot Fuck Demon.
She is not...
However, she is shockingly more what I was looking for; a thicc short Thai girl with massive natural suckable tits. Her boobs are real, they are very large, and they do hang with quite a bit of weight when taken out of their lingerie. Her face is okay, she's not ugly by any means. Lip filler and coloured contact lenses. Her ass is mostly flat and wide without much bubble to speak of.
However... if you, like I, are on the hunt for very large natural East Asian breasts, well then Helen is the massive responsive brown nippled titty jackpot!
She is a big girl, if that's what you like you won't be disappointed, but the photos on her AW profile are misleading to say the very least.
Our DateOnce I was in the door Helen greeted me with a friendly smile and a little side hug before ushering me into her room. Her english is limited but she is still very expressive and would at times use her phone to translate when needed. I get in, we agree to the length of time and exchange her fee which she counted and then stashed away.
She invites me to sit on the bed and we chat for a bit, not about anything deeply important but mostly small talk and specifying some of the upcoming events. I def think she was trying to eat away a bit at the time but ultimately it was beneficial info so I was happy to share. She wanted to know how many times I wanted to cum, I said 2 for sure, possibly 3. She asked me about a few other bits about positions and if I wanted to be rimmed which I declined. She picks up her phone to relay everything up the food chain and then things begin to get interesting. She says that the manager told her I was Bowie's customer, and I said yeah. She asks me if Bowie has gone back to Thailand and I say that yes she has. Helen then says with an evil grin "You my customer now" and we both laugh. She asks if i've ever been to Thailand and I say that I haven't but i'd love to some day. She very enthusiastically tells me I should go, and details how nice it is and that i'd love the food and how inexpensive everything is, I'm intrigued by her Travel Agent salesmanship but off to the shower I go.
As previously stated the shower was too small for us both so she mostly just watched me wash myself through the glass, which was hilarious in a "Black Dick Aquarium" kind of way. I returned the favour I suppose by watching her undress while cleaning her teeth/mouth and prepping over the bathroom sink. She handed me mouthwash once I stepped out, a long swish and a spit in the sink and I was ready to go.
I laid down on the bed and she laid down next to me, the bed gives out a little creak and she giggles. We began with some VERY DFK which kind of caught me by surprise but I was into it and my dick quickly began to spring to attention. She started to stroke my awakening penis while we kept kissing. I then pulled my face away from hers and dove straight into her massive tits - licking and sucking and squeezing. She increases speed with her hand work and I ask her to slow down, she laughs a bit but obliges. I spend a good amount of time with her big tasty nipples in my mouth before asking her to begin OWO while I lay back on the bed.
Now this is the first time the bed fully loudly creaks and we both freeze mid motion, her eyes tell me exactly how precarious this broken bed situation is and she quietly says "slowly, gently" as we continue to adjust our positioning.
The OWO begins, and Jesus I was not ready for the depth and suction that she provided. Helen truly sucked the living hell out of me, my dick is above average and she truly had me in her throat. Deepthroat is listed as an extra £20 but we had not agreed on it as a service. It was never mentioned for extra after or at any point during our session but every bout of oral she provided throughout the full date Helen had me in her throat and I was very grateful for it
. Gagging, wet, sloppy, I was honestly having to hold on to the edge of the bed not to just blow my first load right then and there. I asked for a condom while I hopped up to my knees on the bed.
The bed frame screeches out loudly in further degradation. Both of our eyebrows shot up to the ceiling, expecting to find ourselves either toppled to the floor or skewered with the broken wooden slats through my ribcage. But the bed holds and after another "slowly, gently" it's on with the condom and into missionary.
Helens legs are spread wide, she's tighter than I was expecting which was a nice surprise, as I'm beginning to get my rhythm going while she holds her tits up for my viewing pleasure but the BJ still has me about ready to pop, so I quickly request she get on top so I can suck her nipples while she rides me to completion. She responds "Me on top?" and I say yes please. She lets out a little reluctant sigh, but does make her way to cowgirl and I pump away from beneath while alternating licking her left and right breasts until I cum in the condom. Once I finish my orgasm Helen makes some over the top facial expressions along with porn noises, giggles, and then begins to climb off...
wtf.
After a very VERY slow and gentle dismount she cleans us both up and then things get interesting again...
Helen starts vaping and invites me to do the same as she breaks out her
other phone and proceeds to show me pictures of places to visit in Thailand, of food, even beach selfies and I can't help but laugh. We sat there for a good 15/20 minutes while she pitched me an all inclusive Thailand holiday, and shockingly, it was a
good pitch! Now, I'm not saying this group has their girls working an upsell to get punters to travel to Thailand for a visit, but my interest is definitely engaged. Although the biased circumstances of the saleswoman in front of me were in question to say the least!
I indicate I'd like to begin round 2 and Helen dives back in with her whole throat, gawk gawk gawking away on my dick. Again, I'm finding it hard to hold my load, but I power on and proceed to fuck her mouth while I watch the reflection in the mirror. On with the condom and a very slow/gentle switch into doggy. The problem here is the broken bed, every time I get decent thrust depth or begin to pick up speed the bed sounds like it's the one getting fucked, so unfortunately doggy isn't going to work. We swap back into cowgirl with tits in my face. Round 2 so she's gonna be taking a good long and deep dicking from here before I'll cum, although I can tell whenever she's having to ride she tires out quite quickly, prompting me to take control from underneath and thrust upwards to maintain pace and intensity. We get there, me alternating sucking her tits and she welcomed my hands up around her throat for a bit of a choke and genuinely incredible eye contact during. I cum for a second time in the condom in this position, Helen then produces the same cartoony porn sounds after, giggles and dismounts to clean us up again...
WTFShe offers me a massage which I decline, she lets out a sigh of relief. lol
We chat a bit more about me visiting Thailand and about her moving locations the following week. I asked if the bed has to go with her.
I suck her tits a bit more before getting another shower, getting dressed, kiss at the door and on my way a few minutes over the 2 hour mark.
What a journey.
ConclusionHelen is a strange one for sure, sweet and funny, but does some odd shit fellas! She's a little lazy and a bit of a time waster. The actual penetrative sex itself was okay at best, it was similar to a late night takeaway pizza after all your fav places to order from have already shut, it's pizza and you eat it, but you've had much better. Not to mention the broken bed limitations!
However, I honestly had a really really good time with Helen. Her boobs are a
marvel and I could suck them all damn day. I love a petite little Asian beauty but there's something about a nice plump thicc Asian girl with big juicy dark nipples that just gets me all the way up and Helen really turned me on. Plus that oral, I am not normally one to cum from oral alone but there's something about the way she sucks dick that made it a true struggle for me.
Would I recommend her? I'm not so sure, YMMV for sure with Helen.
Will I see her again? Probably to be honest, but no more than 1 hour.
8/10 (6/10 with a bonus 2 points for the fetishist in me)
Thanks for reading! Here's to great pizza!
~Taz
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