Helen Thai - Croydon - TOFTT

[hypoviser]

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Cost: £80 in theory for 1/2 hour but I walked

I was drawn to this new Thai advertising on AW. It’s another girl from the infamous Lewisham crew. Thought I’d chance it because of Reya, a past girl from the same crew, who I thought was awesome and was from the same exact same “company”.

Unfortunately, Helen as she’s called, didn’t live up to expectations. She was just .. fat really. Yes, her tits are massive but she has a massive gut, the thighs of a hippo and Bulky arms. I mean she’s not obese or anything.. I’d call her borderline BBW. Anyway, I just wasn’t into it and walked. My wallet thanked me profusely!

Thought I’d save more of you prospective guys the time that I have wasted shlepping all the way to Croydon.

[FiveKnuckles]

 Checked out the profile earlier in the week.  That's some Marilyn Manson shit right there! 😂🤣
Swear the guy that does the Photoshop needs new skills with the jaw

[hypoviser]

Checked out the profile earlier in the week.  That's some Marilyn Manson shit right there! 😂🤣
Swear the guy that does the Photoshop needs new skills with the jaw

I know! Can’t believe I fell for that. Need to think more with the bigger brain than the smaller one.

[quickyfart]

Personally I have visited recently and had a good time.

The pictures are 100% photoshopped but it is her, the face it's has extreme amount of editing to it. But the body was good.

She has a tummy but I think you are over exaggerating, I believe she has fake Lips, tits are massive as per pic.

She gave me a awesome owo, was great, English is poor but the shag she let me do anything I wanted

[markimark08]

how was the face, looks bizarre with the editing and are the tits natural?

[Duron]

If those tits are natural I would like to work round the negatives to simply have a good play with them. Yum. I shall report back.

[hypoviser]

For those that are wondering, yes I believe her tits are natural. So that might outweight the other “problems”.

[quickyfart]

The tits are natural, I played a ton with them, and they are heavy lol .

Face is hiiiiiighly photoshopped. Her face isn't bad in my opinion, lips are fake I think, I could be wrong, she wears a bright red lipstick.

She also comes with Owo out of the box lol

Also wanted to add, she used a ribbed condoms, which were much better quality than what other girls use

[markimark08]

The tits are natural, I played a ton with them, and they are heavy lol .

Face is hiiiiiighly photoshopped. Her face isn't bad in my opinion, lips are fake I think, I could be wrong, she wears a bright red lipstick.

She also comes with Owo out of the box lol

Also wanted to add, she used a ribbed condoms, which were much better quality than what other girls use

Thanks for the info, might make a visit later in the week if i can cause i guess she will be moved by next week.

[bigblackt]

Yeah I saw her on Wednesday night, her pics are photoshopped to all hell. But if you are looking for a small thick Asian I would recommend her. She's not nearly as bad(fat) as OP made her seem. She gave great owo going deep at times. Only downside for me was the language barrier and the location, you need to get past a gate to get to her flat. But I would definitely recommend and I'll be going back soon.

[Duron]

BigblackT mentions a language barrier. Then I suppose the bubbly lady who answered the phone yesterday to inquire is a call-handler. Sounded really inviting. I was eager to go over straight away late night. Good thing I didn't.

I shall check her out just for the heavy boobs experience. (Tested: Nuru Brie, and Myra at Masha's for 'heavy')

[Duron]

The photos of Helen on AW (now discredited as Photoshopped) make her look like Buffy porno actress with huge natural boobs. Can the OP comment on .... have they replaced her face with that of Buffy perhaps?
The boobs in the photos also look like those of Buffy's. Are these Helen's? Or Buffy's?
Hmmm. Only one way to find out ....