External Link/Members OnlyI wasn't going to bother doing a review of this one because it's one of the girls who stays with Yang Yang for a week or two at a time with no advert of her own. But I figured that I'd stick a review on in case anyone is considering a visit to Yang Yang's place before the weekend. Mee Mee leaves at the weekend and will be replaced for a week or so by "Fee Fee". Yang Yang assures me she is going to be having a new young girl here every week or two. They will always be young and pretty she declares. I think she is trying to be like a female version of that Chinese guy from St Anns. Anyway, here is my review for what it's worth...
Price paid£60 for 30 mins
Services receivedOW, RO, Sex in missionary, doggy & cowgirl, poor massage
CommsEasy by text via Yang Yang. She gave me the usual crap about how I am her most important customer and I always get priority blah blah blah
LocationA ground floor apartment on a quiet street in Sherwood Rise just up from the Goose Fair island
The girlYang Yang had given every indication in her texts that it was her I would be seeing. But when I got there she led me to a different bedroom to the usual one and said "you will be seeing Mee Mee today". OK, this was disappointing but I looked at Mee Mee and she was attractive, strange looking face but lots of make-up and she looked pretty enough. Her body was slim, only a slight Mum tum letting her down. Tits looked natural to me, probably a B or C cup, but I'm no expert when it comes to Bristol Cities. Nice arse, slim legs, so....yeah....why not I thought. Like Yang Yang, she speaks no English so the translation app on her phone is required if you want to communicate with her.
The actionWe were both dressed, her in a sexy white thing which showed off her cleavage and she looked appealing. I went in for a kiss but she turned her head, so clearly kissing of any kind is off the menu. Maybe it's extra, but I didn't ask and Yang Yang had kissed and hugged me when I first arrived so I assumed Mee Mee would be doing the same. Oh well!
She started undressing so I followed suit. She then placed a paper towel in the middle of the bed, just like Yang Yang does. So I thought this is good, she's been trained by Yang Yang so the meet will be following YY's usual routine of massage first followed by OW and Sex.
So I lay on my front, cock on paper towel, and she immediately dangled her tits on my body and sort of moved them around, lifting them and dropping them. This went on for quite a while and it was getting boring and doing nothing for me really. She then started "kissing" me all over my body. Now Yang Yang does this and it's quite nice, but the way Mee Mee did it was weird, it was more like sucking mixed with blowing, it sounded comical and I had to stop myself from laughing. Now I should add at this point that she occasionally burped which was a bit disgusting. I know Yang Yang likes to cook her visitors a hearty breakfast in a morning but I think Mee Mee had overdone it and the fry up was now repeating on her badly. Alas, she also kept replying to messages on her phone and this went on throughout the meet.
After about 10 minutes I think Mee Mee had run out of ideas, she made a noise to get my attention and sort of pointed at her body as if to say, "shall we do something sexual now?" So I got up on my knees, caressed her body and sucked on her tits. I went in for another kiss but again she turned her head (no kissing now confirmed). I started rubbing her clit half expecting her to push my hand away but she didn't. Queue the fake moans....
I lay her down on her back and continued playing with her clit and I slipped a couple of fingers inside ever so slightly. Again, she allowed this so things were looking up. But her fake moans were now way over the top and it was really distracting. I tried to slip my fingers right inside her pussy and she stopped the fake moans and pushed my hand away.
I gestured that it was time for a BJ and she put a condom on me, not with her mouth like YY does, just with her hand. She even did the fake moans while she put the condom on - no need for it at this point I thought lol.
Once the condom was on, she started OW and it was ok to be fair. She took it quite deep and I face fucked her a little, even though that's not really my thing, but anything to stop the fake moaning. She took it well, fair play. She got me quite close to cumming so I stopped her and asked her to lay on her back for missionary. She applied lube to the condom and in I went. So much fake moaning now it was getting ridiculous. I just wanted her to shut the fuck up lol. She also started pulling some strange faces which was a distraction so I flipped her over for doggy so I couldn't see her face.
Doggy was good, nice arse and I again came close to cumming. So I stopped and asked her to climb on for cowgirl.
Cowgirl was good and I came in the bag, after which she cleaned me up.
I still had 10 minutes left but it looked for a moment that she was going to get dressed and leave the room. Thankfully, I think she realised that I wasn't going anywhere so she said "massage?". "Yes please" I said and I lay on my front and pointed to my neck to show her what to pay attention to. The massage (no oil used) was crap and I was a bit sweaty from the sex and she seemed a bit obsessed about not getting my sweat on her hands. She was constantly wiping the sweat off my neck with some paper towel. It was all just really crap but I was determined to get my full 30 minutes so I just let her crack on. Obviously the burping and text messaging continued throughout the massage.
VerdictI was contemplating a negative because of the B & S and the average service, but to be honest I think if I had said to Yang Yang that I wanted her instead of Mee Mee she would have obliged because she has more or less said that in the past, ie. I only have to ask and she will "service" me. As for Mee Mee, while she seemed disinterested and made no attempt to be sexy or interact, she was attractive and I got what I wanted. Plus at £60 for 30 minutes, it's still great value. So it's a neutral rating from me but I would only recommend Mee Mee if you want a really vanilla experience and can put up with texting, fake moans and a general lack of interest.
This was my first visit to Yang Yang's place for quite a while and based on this experience, I won't be rushing back.
