Crystal23 - Farnborough

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Crystal23 Farnborough

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Three weeks ago, I think.  A chunk of my life, and a few quid I’ll never get back.  I liked the look of her on her profile. I wish I hadn’t.  I wish I’d taken the hint when she kept me waiting.  I wish I’d had a wank. Or done a John Wayne Bobbit.  But I have only myself to blame. 

Comms:
A couple of generic texts each way a few hours before. Time booked.  30 mins for 70 I think.  It’s amazing what you can forget when you are so full of self loathing.

Location:
Apartment block near the BMW dealership. Different to the one where I’d seen Erica porn some months ago but close by, and possibly an even shittier punt than that.  Which is saying something.  Easy enough to park etc.  In fact parking was about the sexiest part of the punt if I’m honest.

Room:

Newish apartment, pretty generic stuff.  Shower not even offered.  I sensed that even if asked for, I’d have been queuing for that too.  There was plenty of activity in the flat.

Looks and attitude:

Genuinely hard to tell whether it was the same girl as in the photos or not.  Hair was lighter and shorter, her tits weren’t as round and full.  She was sorry for the delay (not as sorry as I was for not just fucking right off though). 

Action:

Perfunctory mechanical OW, a shovel full of lube, lie back and think of England.  Or Romania or wherever.  Half hearted attempt at a fake orgasm and accompanying moans, trying to get me finished and out as fast as possible, before I got trampled by the stampede of blokes keen to be disappointed. 

Positives:
I didn’t die, get a speeding ticket, shit myself, catch covid or get my photo on a police information poster.
 
Negative:
Half arsed, half hearted service from a very ordinary girl.  Conveyor belt in full operation.  I might as well have been sitting between the cuddly toy and the fondue set.  Arrived 2 mins early in the car.  Texted on time.  “2 mins”. Same again after another 10 mins.  Why didn’t I just go?  Kept waiting.  Just about to leave and got a text asking if I was still there.  Of course I’m still there.  I’m a gullible twat.  Why didn’t I just say no?  Twat.  Some shifty looking bloke came out of the block just after I was told to go in, looking just like I imagine someone looks when they wish they hadn’t just wasted cash on a pointless unsatisfying shag. Why didn’t I just go? She answered texts and incoming calls while supposedly trying to suck my cock.  I’ve seen SPs check a text before or even send a quick reply, but not actually stop to speak to the queuing throng outside. 

On finishing, I escaped quickly, to be met by the next unsuspecting punter grappling with the door keypad.  The whole thing was shit from start to finish.  I should know better.

Conclusion:
Never, ever again.  And I recommend you avoid.  If that wasn’t obvious