Chester - Wellness Massage

[Delfrommem]

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£30 half-hour massage. Thought extras over priced for this girl especially
I've been here before some time and it was so so. But slim pickings in Chester so....

This time mid 40 s bubbly welcome.but that was about as good as it got

Worst massage I've had...was jabbed about a bit and alternatively smeared  with some kind of cheap lotion.

Didn't really get me in the mood even with some undercarriage brushes.

I had thought to try my luck with oral - she wanted £60. I was prepared to go to £40 max but offered £30 - she held to £60

And then happy ending and so called b2b £50. I clarified that b2b actually meant for her that she just stood naked so declined that also.

She asked happy ending? I didn't even want to know what it would be given the mechincal massage I'd received.

Saw a younger prettier girl about to in with a customer but just the ambience of this place is downer.

Mind you cheered myself up with some Fanny across the road. Fanny's burger bar at the biker place.
Restored my faith in the Fanny.

[Thephoenix]

.....Or you could have sat in the cafe opposite, sipping your cappuccino and watching the other mugs parade in and out.

It's so hit and miss this place.
It's probably been about 50/50  for me.

Thanks for the review.

[spiralnotebook]

Ad gone, this is the new one

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or the Viva ad, same place somewhat different style

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Try and keep a straight face when calling. . . .

[Blackcat25]

A quote from the gumtree ad

All our therapists are fully trained, and have years of experience in their respective fields.

I would guess they are trained in anything other than massage, perhaps they’re plumbers, chefs or bus drivers