Author Topic: Lisa - Lamphai Thai Massage - Cardiff  (Read 593 times)

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Price: £50 Deep Massage + £40 Topless HJ

Decided to give this place a try as a walk in since I was in the area. The usual set up for a Thai massage shop, £50 at the door for a deep massage since it's been a long week and I thought I'd try the premium massage. Kit off, on the bench, in comes Lisa, who is probably in her mid-to-late-40s.
She gets to work, we chat a little as she goes and I get a pretty decent massage out of it, I certainly felt loosened up the next day. At some point she climbs on the table and straddles my head to get to work on my back and immediately I think 'Fantastic time to bring up the possibility of more' so I give her rear a squeeze and ask how much to let me slide off her leggings and enjoy the view.

Which might've been a touch overconfident of me because the answer is £100!
No chance.
I haggle a bit to see if that's just the usual 'See if he says yes, if he gives a reasonable price then take it', but it isn't and in the end opt instead for a topless HJ, after which the conversation dies off a bit. She finishes on my back and asks me to flip over. The actual massage continues a while longer until she gets to about the same point, bends in over me and basically buries my face in her chest, so I ask if she can pop her top off for this bit. She agrees but by this point it's pretty clear she's not a particularly good actress and isn't particularly enjoying this part of the job.

Long story short, lovely pair of tits and a pretty good happy ending but it's awkward because she's clearly not enjoying it and not even trying to pretend otherwise. Full on won't even look at you while she's at it and keeps offering her backside; which would be fine if it wasn't still safely behind the £60 leggings. I ask if she kisses and that's a no, before she admits she doesn't really do much, which is accurate, but a little elbow grease gets the job done in the end despite the atmosphere.

At which point she asks if I want a hot towel to clean off; sure, I've got about 15 minutes left, so she pops out for a second and returns, not with a hot towel as I expected, but with a full on bowl and towel and gives me a rub down in full there on the bed, which was odd to say the least.

Things end with a scalp massage to round off the rest of my time and her mentioning she's only in Cardiff for ~2 weeks or so, before heading out into the rain again.

All in all, a good massage and a not so happy ending. While it wasn't the best time I've had it was a decent massage and it's not like she did anything wrong or trimmed my time, ect, so, a neutral across the board.