When both my two regulars were unavailable I took a punt and I am sad to say that it did not turn out.
External Link/Members OnlyHer location at the time was in Shepherds Bush (now Croydon) in a rather dirty lower ground floor flat in a reasonable area. Entrance is discrete. Room was reasonably clean but this was obviously a working flat as there was a stream going in the door. I should have walked at this point. Knocked and Fernanda greeted me with a simle. Definitely the person in the pics and she is very attractive with a great body.
Unfortunately this is where the positives ended.
Upon asking about French Kissing I was told it was £20 extra on top of the £120 I had already handed over. I was thinking with my little head! So paid the extra. Her idea of french kissing is stabbing with her tongue. Very off putting. So we started with some very strange kissing and I initially thought she was getting into it, only to realise quickly that they were all fake moans.
She proceeded to go down on me which was mediocre at best, very functionally done, through the motions, very detached... I decided that I would switch things up and go down on her, which I find always gets girls going as I think I am quite good at it. However, she wanted to charge another £20 for me to get her off!! so skipped that and went straight to fucking in Mish and Doggy, where I eventually came. I then asked for a massage where she announced in a lofty tone "I am a sex worker, not masseuse" as though I had insulted her.
I gave up at this point, still 25mins to go. Asked for a shower, to which she started knocking on the door after 5mins to tell me to get out. Dressed and out the door never to return. In summary, 40 minute and £140 wasted.
I guess thats why they call it a punt.
Guys, spend your money elsewhere, its too hard to earn to waste on women like Fernanda.
Topic: Fernanda Delicious - Shepherds Bush. Anything but (Read 1138 times)