Link: No website.
Date: Summer 2022
Price: £40 for 30 minutes.
Comms: Rang up to see who was on – a Caribbean lady, I think called Rihanna, was described who sounded right up my street so headed on over.
Venue: Cosmopolitan. Well known parlour on Portland Street – as many have commented, don’t go here if you’re looking for discretion, entrance is right on the main road.
Girl: Into reception and saw Rihanna, nice body but just wasn’t doing it for me facially. Heidi on the other hand looked very tasty – blonde, big tits, curvy but not overweight and facially pretty. So opted for her in one of the smaller rooms. She was very friendly – has a funny foreign/manc accent, she explained she had some Swedish parentage on one side which fits with her look. Asked about extras and from what I remember the only one on offer was to cum on her boobs, can’t remember how much.
Action: Got into the room and Heidi whipped out her baps straightaway with a smile saying we were going to have a good time – very optimistic about the punt at this point. I nipped into the shower, came out and Heidi was leaning on all fours over the bed platform. She ushered me to come over and started rubbing her arse on my cock (she still had on the bottom half of her dress) making all the right noises – I’m stood to attention immediately. After this things bottomed out. I climbed up onto the platform and she put a condom on for OW – this was fine, nothing special. I then asked if we could do doggy standing up over the platform – the start of the punt had got me in the mood for this. She said she doesn’t do standing up doggy – hmm, ok. So onto the platform for some doggy – as many on her will know, this isn’t the easiest place to have a proper full on f*ck, but made worse as Heidi kept on positioning herself so I couldn’t really build up any rhythm, she’d also gone really quiet at this point and felt like she was done with the punt. It was a baking hot day so was struggling to stay hard with not being able to get into a rhythm and feeling like she wasn’t into it at all. Said as much to Heidi and she just climbed off the platform – no effort to do anything different and I could sense I was done too so called it a day. Heidi put the baps away, said her goodbyes and went back to reception. There was a marked difference between her attitude at the start of the punt and midway through to the end – had me a bit flummoxed as didn’t do or say anything to piss her off. I also get that if you work in a parlour you don’t want to be pummelled to high heaven for 8 hours, but think Heidi could have at least let me go at it for a minute ☺
Would I return?: No, would love to have a proper full on shag with her but didn’t get the sense that would be possible with Heidi. Also made me resolve always to pay the extra tenner for the double bed at Cosmopolitan as those platforms are shit if that’s where all the action has to take place.
