Herbal Clinic - Cricklewood

[Metalgear2018]

Location is on the high street opposite b&q next door to a kabab place.

As soon as you go through the door you are greeted by Asian women (Filipino???)

I pre booked a woman in advance. I was led to a numbered room. It’s dark in the room. Red light bulb. Small shower in there and a fan heater is on full blast.

I lay on the bed with my boxer shorts on. The woman enters. She introduces herself to me. She is wearing casual clothing. She gets massaging my back. Very talkative. I want to sleep but she just talks.

She runs my legs and then pauses. Explains to me about the extras. Like naked HR for £50 topless HR 40. I said no. I said I’m here for a massage. My body hurts. She accepts this and continues massaging.

I’m not paying extra money for a wank. I can wank on porn hub at home for free.

I paid £35 for a massage. Job done

[IAmNotFamous]

What was the masseuse name? How would you rate her looks out of ten? Was she Asian?

[LLPunting]

If you wanted a genuine massage why did you go to this renowned wank station in Cricklewood?   

If you had no intention of paying for a wank again why go to this establishment?   

If you wanted to sleep why pay to try to do so in a dive like this, especially given your reluctance to pay for things you can do for free by yourself?   

Kindly name the masseuse and give a more identifying description of her.   

[Metalgear2018]

What was the masseuse name? How would you rate her looks out of ten? Was she Asian?

You can choose from 5 different women. I saw a fit polish women. Nice girl but I think she was charming

[Metalgear2018]

If you wanted a genuine massage why did you go to this renowned wank station in Cricklewood?   

If you had no intention of paying for a wank again why go to this establishment?   

If you wanted to sleep why pay to try to do so in a dive like this, especially given your reluctance to pay for things you can do for free by yourself?   

Kindly name the masseuse and give a more identifying description of her.   

Because I wanted a massage. My body wanted a massage. I’m happy that I got a massage. My intention was to come out relaxed. I guess I’m not you’re average punter.

[sparkus]

You can choose from 5 different women. I saw a fit polish women. Nice girl but I think she was charming

From what I can Dominica works there mostly, long blonde hair and enhanced tits?

[RAJEC]

What a pointless ‘review’ 

[Atrueyorkie]

What a pointless ‘review’ 

+1

[Metalgear2018]

From what I can Dominica works there mostly, long blonde hair and enhanced tits?

Would you recommend her next time. I will go again. Does she off a good massage?

[Metalgear2018]

What a pointless ‘review’ 

I don’t see it as a pointless review. I went to the shop for a massage and nothing else. They off extra services to customers. I didn’t want any of them.

I plan to go again.

[sparkus]

Would you recommend her next time. I will go again. Does she off a good massage?

Just OK really and while she's attractive enough, the fact her chebs are bolt-ons detracts from experience