External Link/Members Only£40hr massage + £20 HE
Following my last visit when I saw Roby, I decided to make another booking however this time I saw Sara. Booking made in advance via text, no fuss and easily arranged.
Turned up at the agreed time and was left in reception for around 5 mins but then shown to the massage room by Sara. Was told to get undressed and lay on the table which I did. Sara did not return until after 15 mins, at which point I asked if she had got lost, I don’t think she realised that I was serious!
I then received a completely lacklustre massage, totally not interested and an extremely poor performance on her part. I was asked to turnover and she then woke up the old chap and gave a mediocre HJ, again no real effort. Upon completion she cleaned herself up and asked if I wanted a shower. I checked the clock and noticed I’d only been in the room for 40mins. I said what about the rest of my time that I had paid for and additionally the 15mins you were fucking about for before you came in the room. She then got really defensive and said the massage was over, so I said fair enough but I expected some money off. Again she was really defensive and said I have to pay the full fee. Part of me thought about only giving her the £40 and keep the remaining £20 for the short time. But given the amount of cameras they have and the fact that if they called plod I really couldn’t be arsed with the hassle, although it would have been funny.
In any case I had the shower and I made sure I was in there for a good 20 mins and used the full bottle of shower gel
After getting dressed I paid the money (£60) and left, with a comment of poor service and being cheated on time.
I won’t be venturing back to Queens anytime soon unless I can specifically see Roby.
Sara if you read this you need a new career because massaging is not for you, perhaps try your hand at scamming instead.
