External Link/Members Only30 minutes incall @ £60
Didn't know whether to give this a negative....but it just about scraped a Neutral.
Phoned earlier in the day to see who was available,it was Shola and Kylee. I'd seen Shola before,
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=334981.0And I wasn't impressed,so I had the receptionist describe Kylee to me....seemed decent. I also asked the receptionist if FS was available with Kylee,by that I mean DFK,OWO and RO,she said yes.
I've been to ES on a couple of occasions before so I'm fairly familiar with the routine. All nice and clean and professional.
The receptionist took the money and showed me into the room,nice and clean.
First impressions of Kylee were good. 5'5,proper mummy body,size 10ish I'd say,definitely not toned. Looks were the best part,a solid 7,better than your average girl next door. Kylees white British,Friendly and chatty, she soon put you at ease. Age would be under 30,she looked good.
Can't really tell you much else about her because.....
I went in for FK,she said she doesn't do tongues,only pecks,what a bummer.
Had a bit of a kiss and cuddle and then I said that I'd like OWO,she said I can only do OW at the moment because I've got a wisdom tooth infection...FFS
That really killed the mood.
I asked for my money back. I was expecting the receptionist to come back and ask me why I wanted my money back,and maybe even chip a bit of the money back,but no. Kylee came back straight away with The Folding.
She apologised once again and told me that if I came back after the 21st of November,that's when she's having the dental work done ,FK and OWO would be available to me.
There is something rather satisfying about walking out of a knocking shop with 60 holes in your pocket,kopping a cheeky feel of the WG and giving her a bollocking,hence the neutral.
Maybe I should get out more......uuhhmmm.
