External Link/Members OnlySWS is based in York but has made a couple of trips north in recent years. It seems she funds her holidays up here by doing a couple of punts a day. I’d been trying to arrange a meet for some time and finally managed to agree an evening last time she was here.
She doesn’t do anything shorter than a 2 hour meet, but at £200, I thought “you can’t go wrong” Hmmmm…
Comms over AW then number given once we’d arranged a time and date. The meet took place around the time of the Queen’s funeral. Travel arrangements got royally fucked up. I kept Nat posted all the way, and she was very easy going and understanding. Eventually arrived about an hour late, but she seemed quite relaxed about it, which suggests that her claim she only sees a couple of guys a day is true.
I had high expectations having read the other reviews, which all speak to her plush accommodation, stunning looks, great conversation and flawless attentive service. Maybe we just didn’t click, but I was rather disappointed.
The flat, by her own admission, was shabby. To be fair to Nat, she was NOT impressed either. Obviously an AirBNB but in an area you’d avoid if you could. For “luxury apartment” read “tired first time buyer sad singleton” flat - the sort you’d buy just to get on the property ladder and then have to let out cos no other fucker will buy it off you.
SWS is as per her profile description. Age is stated in whore years - net of VAT. Facially - one review mentions Sophie Ellis-Bextor. I can see where he got that - so not unattractive. Bodywork is impressive for her age. She doesn’t gym, but walks a hell of a lot, so despite the expected wear and tear, she’s in pretty good shape. That said - stunning? Not imho. Acceptable, yes, but nothing to write home about.
Like I said, maybe we just didn’t click, or maybe the delayed start time etc was bothering her more than she let on. The shitty flat certainly was - she didn’t hide that. Indeed, it was a major topic - no, THE major, topic of conversation.
I was getting bored so got down to business. There was none of the expected warm and passionate welcome, with the quick move by her to get things going. There was no sign of that. I had to initiate everything. She does indeed, go without panties, and that was a delight. But she has next to fuck all pubic hair, which was one of the things I was keen to enjoy. A landing strip (which she had confirmed in advance of booking) but one which, like the flat’s furnishings, was a little threadbare. Her dress, the dark reddish one in one of her pics, was similarly tired. I think she’s probably used the same one for every punt since she started.
Service - adequate dfk, average owo, fairly bland fuck cowgirl. Not as tight as another review suggested. The wee man wasn’t enthralled, and certainly didn’t feel obliged to fill the bag in situ. Ended up returning to the lounge and sitting astride her chest on the sofa - jerked off to completion on her face.
By this time I was genuinely bored. Checked the clock - and an hour had passed. I really couldn’t be arsed making small talk or even trying for round two, so politely made my excuses and took my leave.
So, all in all, she did provide a service, and it wasn’t unpleasant. It just wasn’t what other reviewers had led me to believe was her standard.
Would I recommend - probably not.
Would I return - probably not.
Does it deserve a negative. If I’d paid any more - probably. But at £200 for an hour’s ok service from a fairly tidy middle aged girl, it’s certainly not a positive either from me, hence the neutral. YMMV.
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