Lianna Desire, Bracknell

[mrpunterton]

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£130 - 1Hr

Comms: Texted the day before for an early afternoon appointment, was given the postcode for a carpark and told confirm in the morning. Got a text around 9am day next anway to confirm the booking which I did. Sent another text just before I left to say I was leaving. 
Arrived bang on time, called but no answer so left a text message, got a reply a around a minute later saying she needed some time and 15 minutes later sent me another text with her location.

Location:  Block of recently built flats within one minute walk of a pub, nice place with aircon and with a nice walk in shower.  Parked in the pub carpark which was £1.50 for an hour, £2.50 for two hours as she said she needed time so I got two hours just in case which endup being the right call considering the 15 minute wait.  The machine gives you a voucher that refunds your parking fee if you spend over £5 in the pub. 

The SP:  Facially Lianna looks even better in real life than her profile pics would suggest, for me her face is beautiful, always smiling and is the kind that I could easily fall in love with in the civilian world.  However paradoxically she is large girl, everything below her sholders is much larger than you would expect compared to her face.  I don't recall her arms being fat but she has huge thighs/rear (which are starting to show blood vessels). Her torso is large however the weight does not cause her stomach to overhang nor does the fat overlap like a michelin man body shape.  Her breasts are n't paricually large compared to her chest and where n't great to look at although she does have very large areolas.  I'm not good with womens dress sizes but I would say that if 18 is BBW territory then she is 16. I saw Sarah Taylor a few weeks earlier who had some presence and this girl is much larger.  I have seen all kinds of womens shapes and sizes and having said all that she initially looked good in her one peice lingerie, it was only when she took it off my brain said that things do not compute.   I am a few inches taller than her and 11 stone but she was just too big for me.

The Deed:  A great full on kisser and is very sensual in her general movements, especially when giving a blowjob.  Throughout it was obvious she was in control but because of her size it was difficult for me to get in positions that where comfortable. We tried missionary and doggy but wheren't getting far as I am more girth than length and it did n't help that she was using her vibrarator on herself at the same time.  Eventually we tried cowgirl and managed to get into a rythm whilst kissing, she was making the right noises and I told her to take things slow as these days I am a one pop guy but at around 35 minutes into the punt she stopped and told me cum in her mouth, got off the bed and proceeded to kneel in front of me and give me a blow job until the deed was done.  She then went off to spit/clean off the residue whilst I waited on bed and came back where there was then a bit of chatting/kissing/fondling before she asked if I wanted to use the shower.  I looked at the clock and with 15 minutes left, I took a 10 minute shower and then spent 5 minutes to get changed to fill out the hour.  She gave me a couple of longish kisses after I was dressed and sent me on my way.

Conclusion:  I considered not writing this review as it is now two neutrals from the same group that up until my review had 100% positive reviews.  My initial feeling on the day was that this was going be a weak positive just by the nature of Liannas face carrying it from neutral to positive, however in retrospect with a clear head it is a neutral as thinking back the hour was very start/stop and when we did get going it was quite short lived.  The mismatch in phyiscal stature did n't help and that's not her fault so taller/larger punters may have a better experience compared to me.  I also did get the inkling that she was running behind and wanted to get me out a bit early to recover some lost time which is why I made sure I was there for the whole hour as a matter of principle.

[dubhcarr]

Thanks for the review OP and warning re size. She has a lot of reviews and clearly she is no size 14 if I read them correctly. It is always difficult to walk but we should do more of this so SPs present accurate information on their AW profiles. It reads like you wasted your money but the reviews read that her attitude is good. I guess what puts me off is SP size and use of vibrator during sex. Good luck with your next punt and thanks for the warning. 

[mrpunterton]

I didn't initially have the urge to leave as she actually carried the weight well and looked just chunky with the one-piece on, I'd already handed the cash when before she got naked but I think even then I have seen women who are physically smaller but with worse looking bodies, ie wide overhanging stomachs or michelin-man flab.

Her face, kissing and BJ skills basically carried the whole punt but the sex wasn't good at all, infact in that respect her friend Katerina was much better.

It's probably for the best as if she was a size 12 I could easily have developed EAS with this one.

[JonasG]

She certainly is a bit of a unit.

Have to like the bigger girl to appreciate her, if you don't then it's definitely an avoid.

She's not quite BBW yet which is why I still see her. She's just about chubby enough for me but not quite yet into whale territory to bother me if that makes sense.

[mrpunterton]

Yeah knowing what I know now and reading between the lines it is plain to to see but with reviewed sizes of 12-16 there is a big margin for error there.  I did have a look at her pics/video covers to try and get an idea and I was expecting around a size 14 and with the last review reporting 12-14 I will be the first to admit there may be a element of whishful thinking on my behalf.

I did n't have buyers remorse when I left as my last three punts have been with SPs with not so steller faces and my main requirement is was to see someone with a pretty face and she certainly ticked that box. 

I just hope my review makes it clear on what to expect physically as it is easy to come to the wrong conclusion when there is a sea of positives and I certainly would n't begrudge her any customers who are into larger SPs.

[JonasG]

She's definitely put on more weight since I first saw her which was late 2019, I'd say she was a 12 then.

For the last year I'd say she's 14-16, but I'm never great at pinpointing the exact size. She isn't always that great in CG cos of this.

[Lema]

Great spot on review! I've seen her about 5 years ago and I know exactly what you mean. 

[sameoldsinner]

That's great review mrpunterton. I have seen Lianna for while whenever she's here and the reason she's too good what she offers, very passionate from door to bed. The way you described in your review spot on !

She has put on bit weight and curvy in right place but in my opinion its goes well with her personality and age group women I like to meet.

I've met her friend Katarina and she is good as well, but main difference; Lia is super passionate gfe whereas Katarina has got bit of kink in her play and slight less gfe. Usually they both travel on same days so both options on offer !

I was asked to wait for couple of minutes as well but I guess it was property maintenance guys repairing central aircon/ heating things in her flat and she was bit annoyed as well as they visited couple of time during her stay.

[mrpunterton]

As I said, if she was a size 12 I would probably see her whenever she was here.

The main difference with Katerina was she was pretty much full on sex for 55 minutes whereas I had around 5 minutes of CG with Lianna.  This was not Liannas fault per-se due to the size difference and even if I was well endowed enough I would not want the same experience anyway as they are two different kind of SPs but the point needed to be made.

Regarding delays, she did n't appologise or give a reason when I entered or text me when I was on the way.  In my experience when I get a delay despite confirming I'm leaving and arriving on time it's nearly always as a result an overrun and they need time to freshen up.  It did n't affect how I rated the punt but I had to include it if the review was to be honest.

Unreleated to the punt I knew I'd get a few responses to the neautral, which is why I was hesitatnt to do the review in the first place.  However there was a previous punt a couple of years ago I went out of my way of to see based on glowing positives here which turned out to be a easy negative that I regret not reviewing, since then I've decide to tell it how it is - well for me at least.

[Stiltskin]

Unreleated to the punt I knew I'd get a few responses to the neautral, which is why I was hesitatnt to do the review in the first place.

Don't worry about it. Positive, negative or neutral, it's your review. I've now hotlisted her based on this, as I like a bit of a chubber these days.