Author Topic: mistress elysium - Leyland  (Read 732 times)


2 review(s) for mistress elysium (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Dashing]

Offline plus8

Could moderator please provide link?

I was looking for a nice massage with perhaps more on offer and came across this lady on AW. Her photo shows a reasonably attractive middle aged lady sat behind the wheel of a car.
From my research, I could not find any UK Punting reviews, just the usual fluffy ones on AW. 
Sent an email asking about availability and received a quick response, £50 massage no extras, £80 with HE or £100 with OWO to finish. (All one hour appointments).  I opted for the £100, in for a penny in for, well, £100.
Made an appointment and received Post Code and mobile number, so far so good.
Arrived at Post Code which is a quiet location just outside Leyland and announced my arrival, even though I was about 10 minutes early.
The SP answered and asked for a few minutes as she was tucking into a Big Mac, (the Burger variety, I assumed). Not a great turn on.
Was ushered in and my first impression was to walk.  This lady bore little resemblance to her photo, which had either been taken a few years ago or was of someone else.  This lady was on the large side, to say the least, in fact obese is the word I would use.
Anyway, I had travelled a fair distance and she seemed friendly enough, so I took the plunge and entered the house.
Quite a small room with massage table and soft lighting.  No shower available after I enquired but she said she used non scented oil.
I opted for the £100 OWO finish and climbed onto the table.
The SP removed her top to reveal a huge pair of tits, large nipples pointing downwards over a huge belly.  Not the most attractive of sights, but I like a pair of large boobs, irrespective of which way they are pointing.
The massage, if you can call it that, consisted of rubbing oil over my back and legs.  Eventually the "reach unders" started and to be fair they were quite good as I needed all the help I could get at that stage.  Free access to those huge udders was encouraged but I was struggling to get interested.  Eventually after a lot of stroking  and oiling, the old feller eventually raised his head enough to receive the oral, which was a little toothy, but the SP persevered and allowed me to insert my fingers deep into her pussy after she pulled down her tights, and to my surprise she was quite wet and moaned slightly, so I was obviously doing something right!
 I eventually exploded with quite an intense orgasm to be fair, which rather took me by surprise.
As I said before, no shower, so a rub down with a towel is all I got, dressed and was on my way in just under the hour.

To summarize:
Negatives:  Not a recent picture on AW to compare to actuality.   SP a lot larger than expected.  Massage was nothing special.  No shower.
Positives?  I actually had an intense orgasm and the SP enjoyed my/her work, but those two alone do not tip the balance, I'm afraid, so its a no from me.


Offline fleetwoodsimon

She's been around for years !  I've had her on my radar but never got round to seeing her, and by the sounds of it I'm glad I haven't.
Is she still near or next to a garden centre ?
The OP's comment about not finding any reviews of is strange as there are 4 threads that i found of her including one by our old friend (not) Bikerman lol
 https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=315930.msg3298534#msg3298534
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=111518.msg1299441#msg1299441
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=174313.msg1848519#msg1848519
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=64597.msg851431#msg851431
« Last Edit: November 03, 2022, 06:15:50 pm by fleetwoodsimon »

Offline plus8

Yes, that's the one! Its actually a Garden Pond supplier but you have obviously got the right place.  When I did a search on this site, no actual reviews popped up, only an enquiry if anyone had seen her.  Well, I have  now and wont be going back.