External Link/Members OnlyComms: Good comms via SMS, quick replies, easy to set up. She asked my name and age, potentially has some age restrictions, I rounded my age up slightly to play it safe.
Price paid: £20 for 15 minute massage, including a little bit of body to body and happy ending.
Location: Terrace house in St Anns, newish build estate, easy parking on the road. House clean and tidy inside, dedicated room with a proper massage table.
The girl: Larger Polish lady, probably a size 16 or so, friendly but English a little limited. Not really what I would go for in an escort booking but for massages I'm less fussed.
The action: Guided me to the room, was waiting for her to leave to get undressed, but she started taking her clothes off herself and stripped down to just a thong. Whipped my clothes off and on to the massage table. Started on the back and soon moved down to the thighs/bum area and paid lots of attention here, plenty of reaching under and massaging of the gouch area and touching my cock and balls. Alternated between this and massaging my back. The massage itself wasn't really a proper massage, but not terrible - a little bit of pressure at least, but mainly just rubbing around without proper technique. After a while of this she climbed up on to the table and rubbed her tits on my back/bum/balls. Few minutes of this before she tells me to turn over. Oils up the old chap and gets his attention before moving on to a bit of a stomach/chest massage and brushing of the cock as she goes. Moves on to the finale and starts properly wanking me off while using her other hand to rub her fingers up and down my balls and gouch. Soon blew my load, she gave me a thorough clean up with some wipes and tissues. Got dressed and chatted a little, then she showed me out.
Was out the door just under 20 minutes after entering, so no rushing and got a full 15 minutes of action.
No shower offered but given it was such a cheap and short booking, I was not expecting one.
I've gone for positive, obviously good value for money and got the job done - I've had way worse massages at much higher prices.
P.s. I said "gouch" twice in this review and didn't enjoy doing so - is there is a better word for this?!