Coco Shanel - (Fake review)

[LikkleB]

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£100 for 30 mins. All comms via text until I reached her address where she called me and directed me to her door. 30 seconds from lpool st stn.

Curvy as fuck with a small waist. Huge tits. Huge arse cheeks.

One of the friendliest, most excited SPs I’ve met. Smiley, enthusiastic, friendly, excitable.
Anyway, asked if I wanted a shower, told her I’d just had one and we got to business. Started with kissing closed mouth at first but became proper DFK as the punt progressed.

Gave me a massage(not great at her own admission as we only had 30 mins) anyway, nice enough and then came the main event, very, very sloppy head. Spit dripping all down my cock from the get go, didn’t need much warming up. Sloppy, noisy, soaking. Lots of ball action as well. She would have had me cumming in 5 mins had I not pulled her up for a snog, this time, proper DFK, asked her to spit in my mouth, she replied, “spit in mine”, fucking filthy, loved it!
Anyway back to the blowjob and I start fucking her face whilst still laying on the bed, poor girl had to go and puke twice as couldn’t take the throat pounding. Didn’t bother me at all though, she used mouthwash both times and we carried on snogging and she carried on sucking like a trooper!

After the second puking, I knelt her down on the floor and fucked her face again, got her licking my balls and gooch and then lay down on the edge of the bed and told her to get under my balls again. Her response, “whatever you say”. Got licking my gooch and asked her to rim me, protested with a smile for a few minutes before I finally a managed to shove her tongue up my arsehole. With a mix of this, ball sucking, snogging and more sloppy head, I came on her tits.

The blowjob is very sloppy, just like I like. However SlopQueen, Princess Honey and Uck Specialist are a level above because they really don’t have gag reflex. And all 3 of them rim like there’s no tomorrow.

Anyway, would defo recommend, she’s the total package. Unfortunately she was on her period so couldn’t fuck but will return for that as I need to make those cheeks clap!

[Ron89]

Well you sound like a wrongun.

[jonesfromthere]

Well you sound like a wrongun.

[JonasG]

The puking would've put me right off. 😑

[Atrueyorkie]

“ protested with a smile for a few minutes before I finally a managed to shove her tongue up my arsehole.”

You don’t see anything wrong with this?

[JustaPunter]

So you either forced of coerced an Escort into providing a service that she doesn’t list on her likes?

I think Ron89 has got this spot on.

That’s wrongun behaviour.

[daviemac]

poor girl had to go and puke twice as couldn’t take the throat pounding. Didn’t bother me at all though,

Yet another one who has the wrong idea about this site, expecting a pat on the back for being a boundary pushing abuser.   

[LikkleB]

Love how wrong you’ve all got this.

She even text me afterwards saying what a gentleman I am. It was one of those situations where she was happy for her boundaries to be pushed because of the chemistry.

So you can all relax yourselves.

[LikkleB]

I think you’ll find if you’re good looking enough, most SPs will do a lot that isn’t on their likes list

[JustaPunter]

Love how wrong you’ve all got this.

She even text me afterwards saying what a gentleman I am. It was one of those situations where she was happy for her boundaries to be pushed because of the chemistry.

So you can all relax yourselves.

This didn’t happen, did it?

[jonesfromthere]

I think you’ll find if you’re good looking enough, most SPs will do a lot that isn’t on their likes list

Spoken like a man who's ugly as fuck.

[iq129]

I think you’ll find if you’re good looking enough, most SPs will do a lot that isn’t on their likes list

And I have been saying this for years but everyone keeps saying it is all about mannerisms, cleanliness and politeness. I knew all that was sympathetic nonsense. It really is all about looks.

Good looking guys like you get services beyond the SP’s likes list, and ugly people like me who are non-smokers, hygiene obsessed, polite, punctual, etc. don’t even get those services that are on an SP’s likes list. It’s a cruel world.

[JustaPunter]

I think you’ll find if you’re good looking enough, most SPs will do a lot that isn’t on their likes list

Yes, I know.

But what does that have to do with you forcing an Escort to do things she doesn’t list on her likes?

[LikkleB]

Yes, I know.

But what does that have to do with you forcing an Escort to do things she doesn’t list on her likes?

Nothing was “forced” she said she’s doesn’t normally rim and was giggling away, she went for my gooch and I pushed her down towards my arsehole and she very happily rimmed me.

It’s my favourite service and there are a ton of SPs who do things not on their like list because they don’t want every Tom, dick and harry asking for it.

[LikkleB]

This didn’t happen, did it?

Can assure you it did. She was really embarrassed about not being able to deepthroat and vomiting and I was completely understanding about that, maybe that’s why she licked my arsehole.

Anyway, it’s clear that a lot of you are bitter about SPs giving you the bare minimum.

[LikkleB]

I can name 4 SPs who don’t have rimming on their likes list that lick my arsehole every time for no extra money.

You don’t ask, you don’t get.

[JustaPunter]

Nothing was “forced” she said she’s doesn’t normally rim and was giggling away, she went for my gooch and I pushed her down towards my arsehole and she very happily rimmed me.

It’s my favourite service and there are a ton of SPs who do things not on their like list because they don’t want every Tom, dick and harry asking for it.

Have a word with yourself.

Nothing was “forced”

Then in the next sentence you said this

“I pushed her down towards my arsehole”

And you don’t have a problem with that?

Seems to be a lot of boundary pushers writing reviews recently very proud of their antics.

[Ron89]

Love how wrong you’ve all got this.

She even text me afterwards saying what a gentleman I am. It was one of those situations where she was happy for her boundaries to be pushed because of the chemistry.

So you can all relax yourselves.

‘Happy’ doesn’t equate to ‘she protested for a few minutes’ at least not in my books. If you’re telling the truth then you’ve done an awful job of relaying the punt.

[iq129]

The OP has girls eating his asshole despite him not immediately taking a shower. This shows that good facial looks matter more than hygiene.

Looking good facially results in deep rimming of a body part that is located quite a distance from one’s attractive face that has no correlation with one’s anus. How meaningless this is but it is true.

[Atrueyorkie]

The OP has girls eating his asshole despite him not immediately taking a shower. This shows that good facial looks matter more than hygiene.

Looking good facially results in deep rimming of a body part that is located quite a distance from one’s attractive face that has no correlation with one’s anus. How meaningless this is but it is true.

Are you alright? Haha. I don’t care how attractive a female is. If the hygiene is lacking just because the face is okay does not make it okay.

You can receive services not listed due to chemistry/looks that is true. But. This review especially the way it’s phrased & written just oozes of boundary pushing.

[Atrueyorkie]

Nothing was “forced” she said she’s doesn’t normally rim and was giggling away, she went for my gooch and I pushed her down towards my arsehole and she very happily rimmed me.

It’s my favourite service and there are a ton of SPs who do things not on their like list because they don’t want every Tom, dick and harry asking for it.

Your writing style implies you forced it: “before I finally a managed to shove her tongue up my arsehole”.

Nobody cares how you look. Nobody cares how well you got on in other punts.

The issue that is being flagged up is what appears especially from your initial review/statement that your pushing boundaries.

You’re now adding that she giggled etc. I, and anyone else reading has to take your word for that. That and this convenient text she then decided to text after the barrage of boundary pushing statements that you’re a gentleman 

Ultimately, “IF” it wasn’t and actually unfolded as you say you need to work on your wording. 

[SoapyTW]

...good facial looks matter...

NGL, I instinctively read that section as 'good faecal matter'

[Stevelondon]

As reviews go it would not put me off wanting to see this SP.....albeit it says more about the punter than the SP.

As far removed from my style of play as you can get.

[iq129]

Are you alright? Haha. I don’t care how attractive a female is. If the hygiene is lacking just because the face is okay does not make it okay.

You can receive services not listed due to chemistry/looks that is true. But. This review especially the way it’s phrased & written just oozes of boundary pushing.

I think you misunderstood me. I said that in a sarcastic way. I wouldn’t touch a woman that lacked hygiene regardless of how attractive she was.

I am surprised though that the OP’s chemistry through his good looks would make his asshole attractive too, and that despite his lack of shower. The OP showered just before the appointment but how many times could he have farted since then? Farts can release faecal particles, otherwise they would be odourless.

Shame on the SP for falling for his good looks in priority to the punter’s attitude and ego. If she fell for his dashing looks and extended her boundaries then perhaps she should not have charged him too.

[daviemac]

Love how wrong you’ve all got this.

She even text me afterwards saying what a gentleman I am. It was one of those situations where she was happy for her boundaries to be pushed because of the chemistry.

So you can all relax yourselves.

Is that why you now want the review deleted because she's annoyed that people keep asking for what you did.   

That really sounds like she was happy with it doesn't it.   

[dwagonkin1]

Her new profile defo reads a very different rhetoric to the topic poster!

[Atrueyorkie]

Hahaha, this is hilarious! 

OP I hope you used a punting phone  that number is done and burnt

One of them is lying, gonna go grab some popcorn   

[jonesfromthere]

One of them is lying, gonna go grab some popcorn   

I know who my money is on 

[JonasG]

Lol.

Tbf, the truth is in the review. But then he's tried to style it out after by saying it was given because he was good looking haha.

[Classicman1985]

Gues it’s safe to say she wasn’t impressed either.

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[JustaPunter]

So it would appear that the Boundary Pushing Wrong Un has been outed in the most public way possible.

What a WrongUn

[Payyourwaymate]

Oh my.

[LLPunting]

OP was lined up for the door and got him his comeuppance but who were the UKPers who waved his review as service demands to the SP? 
Untreatable cancer they are.

[iq129]

OP was lined up for the door and got him his comeuppance but who were the UKPers who waved his review as service demands to the SP? 
Untreatable cancer they are.

I guess the SP must have been reading this thread on UKP and decided to convey her message the way she did. I don’t think any punter would have made such ugly requests to the SP.

[daviemac]

I guess the SP must have been reading this thread on UKP and decided to convey her message the way she did. I don’t think any punter would have made such ugly requests to the SP.

You think wrong!! there's cunts out there who think because they are paying they 'own' the escort and can do as they like regardless of what her boundaries are.

[JonasG]

I guess the SP must have been reading this thread on UKP and decided to convey her message the way she did. I don’t think any punter would have made such ugly requests to the SP.

She did mention UKP to me and the fact she reads the forum regularly, so most likely did just stumble across it.

[iq129]

You think wrong!! there's cunts out there who think because they are paying they 'own' the escort and can do as they like regardless of what her boundaries are.

Shame on such punters for treating ladies as pieces of meat.

[jamiekinkxxx]

You think wrong!! there's cunts out there who think because they are paying they 'own' the escort and can do as they like regardless of what her boundaries are.

100% agree with that, whether it be punter and escort or SD and SB (on seeking and similar sites) - it is just wrong in every way.