Visited Vienna last week and this place had terrible reviews from 2019 in an Austrian forum but I was short on time and was staying in the Hilton close by and couldn’t make it out to the preferred FKK Saunaclub.
Saw two girls on separate nights. It’s a pretty strange set up it’s a block of flats and you basically walk right in, no reception or anything and you walk up each floor and all the women’s pictures are on the doors. Heavily airbrushed so you don’t really know what you’re going to get when you ring the doorbell but most pictures have full face showing so in most cases it’s accurate. I’m not a fan of fake boobs so 70% of the women weren’t for me. Did a bit of scouting on the website and came up with a shortlist and went in to find them. It’s fairly chill in there, the only people you see are other punters who keep to themselves. The ladies are in nice hotel grade rooms.
First Lady was Emmy -
External Link/Members Only - bombshell from Romania who was in a spotless room. Quoted 100 for 30 mins but ended up staying 40 just chatting (she asked me to stay). OW, sex in all positions and finished in the bag in doggystyle. Offered and shower before and after and she was really sexy and nice. Only drawback was her teeth were a bit crooked and yellow like she didn’t look after them when she was younger but only noticed this after when chatting and had her belly laughing. 8/10 would (and should have) repeated.
Second night and Lady was Ina from Madrid who had a very messy room but I was inside by the time I managed to spot the messiness.
External Link/Members Only - 50 quoted for a quicky, 100 for 45 and 140 for an hour. Went for the 100. OW and sex in all positions plus 69 which was the highlight. She seemed disengaged a bit but got more into it as time went on. Shower offered before and after but the best thing was when I got out of the shower I always have a quick check of my wallet and the little Latina stole 15 euro out of it while I was in the shower. The cheeky sod. So I stayed 15 mins extra talking, she was polite and wouldn’t ask me to leave
so after I wasted exactly 15 mins of her night I headed out I was like ‘oh I’m 15 mins late, 15 huh what a specific time’ and you could see she was getting nervous and overly nice. 5/10 as the disinterested vibe was annoying but she had a mirror on the roof which was cool and was sexy. The absolute gigantic balls to rob 15 quid though was respected
just for the record I wouldn’t report her or complain due to her word v mine and she’s the one who pays bills I’d have probably just been asked to leave. I’ll make sure to stash my wallet in a hidden coat pocket next time and have the cash on hand.
Lesson learned
Overall a good experience. As there were 5 floors of girls all of whom seemed like decent options for a quick P&D at an ok rate. I’d imagine it’s more of a tourist trap as the laufhaus on the other side of Vienna was much better rated by locals with lower prices but I wasn’t travelling 45 mins to save a tenner.
I’d recommend the FKK sauna clubs the most but I didn’t have time and with an eye watering entrance fee of 95 euro I would plan to stay the entire day if I was going and just didn’t have time.
