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External Link/Members OnlyLocationHotel in Reading centre. Paid parking at the nearby Oracle.
CommsVia SMS, with a maid. The responses came through quickly enough, but I was fucked around for 15 minutes beyond my booking time, getting in.
Price£150 the hour.
Service ProviderSo, this lady is actually more attractive than her pictures, which are otherwise accurate. In person she seemed relatively laid back. But she has not a word of English to speak of, and she was paranoid at being outed by the hotel staff, and this led her to underdeliver all of her services, which were below rock bottom.
ServicesOWO, sex. Very quiet kissing.
RefusedSpecifically asked that her breasts were not sucked or played with.
The MeetArranged a meet via a maid, but when I turned up they wouldn't provide me with the room number. Kept trying to faff me around with 'baby' this and 'baby' that, but just playing for time, so I turned and walked after ten minutes on the assumption she was double booked or going back to back. But just as I did so the room number came so I decided to go back but I probably shouldn't, as I'd been back and forth in the hotel lobby like a shady git.
When I finally got to the right room, I was let in with the behind-the-door trick. But the SP was clearly uncomfortable; she tried to explain, with a mix of broken English and Google translate, that she was afraid the housekeeper in the corridor would hear her. I took a shower - fresh towel available but only because I was clearly the first client of the day, and the hotel towel was still dry.
When I finished up, I came back out, and frankly, the SP didn't actually want to do anything - tried to play for time in the room, wouldn't kiss because that was too noisy(?), insisted on absolutely no noise, had to find a position on the bed that wouldn't creak even a bit. Increasingly frustrated, I decided to simply finish things up, so I asked her to just suck me off. Feeling the point of no return coming, I gave her warning, but she just stopped entirely, and I finished up with my hands around my cock trying not to dribble over the floor.
I took a shower, with 15 minutes left on the clock.
I'd've been out early, were it not for the fact that the SP insisted I wait in the room for a full seven minutes because she was afraid of housekeeping and wouldn't open the door to let me out.
OverallHonestly, this was a terrible experience. The SP was so afraid of housekeeping that she wouldn't do anything. I wanted to point out that they'll hvae better things to do than go around perving at doors, trying to catch people in the act, but she wouldn't've understood. Then a ruined orgasm to finish things off. I'm definitely not going back, and I don't recommend her to anyone else.