Cleo Amiga Mia x - Harrow Weald

[Ron89]

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Hadn’t been to the fun house in a while but when I saw this girl was working out of it I had to revisit. Usual location, hard to get to unless you drive. Got in and wasn’t disappointed by her looks; as usual the pics are accurate from this set up. Pretty without being stunning, would give her a 7/10 facially. Her tits are probably her best feature - nice handful and look good with her on top. Her body has a bit of meat on it in a sexy way: she’s slim but not overly so. She has a bit of puppy fat on her sides and legs, as well as a bit of an ass. Paid 80 for 45 mins.

She was very warm and friendly to me, looked almost excited, which was a nice ego boost. She did say using translate that I’m the youngest client that’s visited her so maybe she’s into that. Her oral is above average but would fall short of being labelled good. Decent technique and has blowjob stamina which I find is rare these days. She must have sucked me for 10-15 minutes without even once gesturing that we move onto sex. I caught her smiling to herself in between sucks a couple of times so she either liked my dick or just enjoys giving head. Sex was awkward at first; she can’t initially handle size well if you’re over average. I could only get half in without her wincing and gesturing to stop. We persevered for 5-10 mins and she got naturally wetter over time, so I managed to get it all in. Started in mish, went easy on her and slowly increased the tempo before eventually giving it to her pretty hard. She responded really well to that and was moaning loudly; she’s very submissive and liked it when I’d pull her and move her around into different variations/positions.

Overall, I feel like this girl is very much a YMMV punt, especially after reading the other review which was the polar opposite to my experience. It’s clear, at least in my opinion, that she has to like the look of you somewhat for it to be a good service, which makes visiting her a bit of a lottery. A positive for me though as I liked her aesthetics/energy; plus the sex was really good. One of my best punts this year.

[LLPunting]

Thanks Ron for the contrast and confirmation that she could be better for some.   

I'm now wondering if I saw her in a different location or I've actually popped my "Funhouse" cherry?
Must admit it felt more like we were having nookie at her home with her Mum in the next room rather than a den of hookers.

Don't know if it's age she's not fond of but I'm under 60, in healthy shape, average height and my attitude was friendly and respectful so there may be a number of physical things that put her off.  I'm not forceful/overly assertive when maneouvering through positions
Luckily you're younger and swinging some D. 

GL to others that give her a try.   

[Ron89]

Thanks Ron for the contrast and confirmation that she could be better for some.   

I'm now wondering if I saw her in a different location or I've actually popped my "Funhouse" cherry?
Must admit it felt more like we were having nookie at her home with her Mum in the next room rather than a den of hookers.

Don't know if it's age she's not fond of but I'm under 60, in healthy shape, average height and my attitude was friendly and respectful so there may be a number of physical things that put her off.  I'm not forceful/overly assertive when maneouvering through positions
Luckily you're younger and swinging some D. 

GL to others that give her a try.   

I'm sure it was the same place. I actually saw the 'mum' when I entered before she drew the curtains to the living room. Stunned that guys pay to fuck that one.

Not sure what it is but wouldn't overthink it. I've had plenty with positives on here that I didn't click with.

[RAJEC]

Love a milf. Profile? Interested as there is suggestion that she’s on the game…?

[Ron89]

Love a milf. Profile? Interested as there is suggestion that she’s on the game…?

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[LLPunting]

I'm sure it was the same place. I actually saw the 'mum' when I entered before she drew the curtains to the living room. Stunned that guys pay to fuck that one.

Not sure what it is but wouldn't overthink it. I've had plenty with positives on here that I didn't click with.

 
At least I know it's much easier to access by public transport than I previously thought.

Not concerned about clicking with her, it's prob best for my bank balance and hobby time.
Just a shame that the ones in better shape tend to be the most disappointing.  Got another review to drop where the girl looks the part but sadly hasn't the service attitude to match.

[RAJEC]

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  thanks

So according to their adultwork profiles, the mum is 14 years older than the daughter. She could even be a grandma for all we know 

[SlickMilk]

I reckon the milf that you're on about is Nikki. She's now full time maid at the fun house. She answers the phones. But back around 2015/2017 you could punt her. 40quid half hour, 60quid hour. Golden years of the fun house when Xena was working, Xena was incredible for the money.

Nikki https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=795

[blackx6phantom6]

how old r ya lad?

[Ron89]

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Saw this girl again, she’s under a new profile and in East London - very similar to the review in terms of how the punt played out. She has some bad reviews under the new profile already so can imagine she just likes me. I’ll take it, doesn’t happen often. She did say she’s had a lot of bad experiences since returning, so can imagine the location/clientele isn’t putting her in the best of moods to offer a decent service. Think at her prices it’s worth a visit if you’re in the area in case you catch her on a good day. She’s back in Hungary for a month or so.