Jada, Chrissy's Angels - Hull

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To my surprise in researching for the review I found an indie review here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=333436

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After a long break from punting (been suffering too much from the can't-be-bothered-have-a-wank-instead syndrome), I decided that a quick in and out parlour would be a good place to start. Avoid the need for research and overthinking.

Venue:

I decided on Chrissy's in Hull which has a few limited reviews on here. It is not in the nicest location in Hull, Beverley Road (your opionion might vary from "culturally diverse" to "shit hole" depending on your persuasion).

I admit that even in broad daylight I wasn't thrilled to be parking a car nearby, but there is an Asda located directly opposite (90 minutes free parking enforced by cameras), and next door to that is an ethnic supermaket called "Haris & Co". With a big car park. It seems the parking here isn't monitored apart from a warning that it is closed out of store hours. The store has normal hours except for Friday between 12:30pm - 2pm for "prayers". I used this one.

PRO TIP: if you park here, don't think you can make a short cut through the gate in the corner. It is locked and you'll get trapped in the corner looking like a right bell end. It'll be obvious you aren't using the supermarket. Walk out the way you drove in.

Parlour entrance is across the road, through an unmarked back door which felt very seedy, but a maid answered the bell fairly quickly.

Taken upstairs to a floor with a kitchen/living room just as 4 girls were flying across to line up to attention in the living room.

Although I'd checked the girls on the rota, I wasn't too bothered who I picked really, so I didn't mess around and announced "Jada". 3 girls heaved a sigh of relief and to be fair to Jada, she supressed the urge to let out a "oh for fucks sake".

Paperwork done with the girl in the room, I was surprised I didn't have to pay the maid.

The venue is pretty clean, appears to be well run and there was a nice atmosphere in the building. The girls seemed happy. This is really the most important aspect of the review. I would avoid Fridays between 12:30pm and 2pm as I suspect they will be busy at that time.

Paid £60 for 30 minutes.

Jada:

To get the negatives out of the way first, she looks nothing like her picture on the website or AW folio. Of course, nobody ever does, But the picture - porn star, thin, perky boobs, ebony - why am I describing, you can see it for yourself. Well, no. She's average in most respects. Not fat for sure, more like podgy. I'd say "puppy fat" but she isn't "late teens" either. Maybe late 20's possibly a bit more.

I found her quite attractive but I don't think you'd look twice if she crossed you in the street. That's why I'm struggling to describe her.

That's all the negatives out of the way.

Jada is quite quiet but if you start a conversation she can hold it quite well and she's very likable. She's friendly, definitely local (northern at least). Previous review stated she is "mixed race" and the pictures look that way, but if I'd met her on the street I'd have just assumed she'd been on a sunbed. Tits listed as "B" which is probably right, they were quite saggy for her age TBH. Again, I like the "girl next door" so no problem.

I think Jada is quite submissive. She started with "what do you want me to do?". In civvy life I'd love this, but I was just looking for a low pressure round of duck breaking so I muttered "just a bit of vanilla", so no extras were offered (or needed). I'd have prefered her to take the lead. She started with a decent firm massage, turned over for a short covered oral, then I moved on to a simple mish to finish. All very basic but that's what I needed.

Paid for 30 minutes, I'd say we were at about the 20 minute mark at the grunting conclusion and a bit of a basic chit chat on the way out.

All in all, exactly what I needed, low stress, low ceremony and got to get my cock out in company for the first time since the world went hatstand-bonkers.

Would I return? I'll be ticking "yes" but I generally make it a rule not to return to the same people so I probably won't with her. But she was likeable and despite the ludicrous pictures, fitter than any woman I'd ever get in civvie life (if any). I sense, she is the type who gets better the more you see her and the more you get to know how she "works".

I will certainly return to Chrissy's Angels when I need an easy pop and go.