FKK Type Clubs - Frankfurt

[SWLondon]

The Mrs is leaving me for a weekend to go to Rome in November and I have come up with a plan to go to a FKK club (life long ambition).

Would it be feasible to go to fly to Frankfurt from London go for a day and then fly home from Frankfurt in the evening?  Or is it really best to do an overnighter?  I want to minimise the risk of getting found out / explaining why I went to Frankfurt so to go and return the same day would be preferable.

[CoolTiger]

Jerboa, our resident expert on FKK (he's practically got a 2nd home in Germany) should be here soon to give you expert advice.

From personal experience, I would recommend flying and staying overnight there. Most FKK clubs should be open til 2~3am and get busier at night, so I would expect greater choice of girls at night. also, this way you could maximise your stay in the club, by going in the afternoon and staying there til closing time, unless you've popped max times and are shattered.

Also, there are numerous threads on here for Frankfurt FKK. read them up and  see if you can narrow down which club you'd want to visit.

for same day visit, you'd have to be catching the return flight early evening or even late night. When you remove check-in, transfer to club, etc., wWould that leave you with sufficient time in the club itself?

[webpunter]

for same day visit, you'd have to be catching the return flight early evening or even late night. When you remove check-in, transfer to club, etc., wWould that leave you with sufficient time in the club itself?

The clubs will tend to be quieter in the day.  And the real stunners come out to play in the evening.  I'd save the money on a flight / hotel / extra costs / time in travelling to Frankfurt

And invest the money in a shag fest in London.  Stay in a nice hotel - with a big jacuzzi bath.  Great for sex in the bath & some fizz.  Get an early check-in, have an outcall mid afternoon.  Maybe catch a film / get some food whilst recovering.  Maybe see some mates for drinks.  Get some blueys & then do an incall central London.  Wake up with a hangover / raging hard-on.  Have some breakfast - followed by reading the paper on the bog & a massive dump.  Maybe a sauna then ship in another outcall before a late check out. Well something like that.  See how things develop.  The above would be perfect for me

Much less chance of being found out that you have been to Frankfurt.  HTF do you explain that to the OH ??  She'll figure girlfriend or one off trip for a shag to see some bird.  Probably won't figure FKK.  So many xtra things can go wrong on a foreign trip

[webpunter]

Just had a thought.  Hendrix mentioned taking an AW girlie to a club in central London [Camden ?].  Kind of FKK but on home turf.  Maybe PM him.  Some AW girlies mention going to clubs on their profiles

[chris_jp2]

The only Camden place I know of was called Fantasy Video until earlier this year when it got renamed Mr B's. Two screen basement mini cinema where it all went on. I've lived a bit but it was an eye opener to me. Quite a gay crowd but if a woman came in - whether a WG or just a swinging female - then an orgy followed. Nothing like an FKK, which is much more civilised.
Anyway, Mr B's got closed down by the council a couple of weeks back - creeping gentrification took it's inevitable toll, even though the activities there disturbed no one.

[Steely Dan]

Agree you need overnight.

Tell your wife now that you always wanted to visit Berlin to tour some museums that she will find boring, so you will plan it when she is Rome.  Don't lie about things you don't need to.  More credible than a trip than Frankfurt.  Only Artemis there so less choice, but it is a fine starting point so no worry.

Just read wikipedia about Checkpoint Charlie and the Museum of Holocaust and other sites that you wont see, so you can talk about them if you need to.

[Jerboa]

You could do one day In Frankfurt, but leaving the same day will ruin the visit, as was mentioned the clubs don't get busy until the evening. Best bet Is to book a room In a nearby hotel, and flight home the next morning.

Frankfurt Is a good choice, visiting Palace Is probably top of the list, for choice of girls, easy location In city centre, and hotel around the corner. Oase Is a bit of a trek out In the country for a one day trip.

Berlin could also be an Idea, world city with a lot to do tourist wise, only has the one fkk Artemis though.

Cologne, I know this city very well, If you can get a handy flight Into Cologne airport (Easyjet fly from Gatwick) then Samya Is only a U-bahn train ride away, a club well worth a visit, as my reports show, not as big a club as the others mentioned, bet still a lot of girls to choose from most days.

[webpunter]

Berlin could also be an Idea, world city with a lot to do tourist wise, only has the one fkk Artemis though.

Artemis is probably the best in Europe.  A close 2nd would be Estark in Fuengirola.  Even score on the girlie front - however Artemis wins by a mile in terms of venue & set-up.  Although €80 entry fee i recall - which is 1/2hr with a girlie.  And in Artemis its extra € for this, that & whatever [like €50 if you want to CIM or on their face].  Whereas in Estark then it seems included in the price for the time etc - or maybe the price of a drink or two

[Jerboa]

Artemis is probably the best in Europe.  A close 2nd would be Estark in Fuengirola.  Even score on the girlie front - however Artemis wins by a mile in terms of venue & set-up.  Although €80 entry fee i recall - which is 1/2hr with a girlie.  And in Artemis its extra € for this, that & whatever [like €50 if you want to CIM or on their face].  Whereas in Estark then it seems included in the price for the time etc - or maybe the price of a drink or two

Atremis girls rates start from €60 for the half hour, has been this way since they opened in 2006, where most fkk's its €50.

[JV547845]

Is there any way of keeping FKK clubs off your credit card - can you pay cash?

[Jerboa]

Is there any way of keeping FKK clubs off your credit card - can you pay cash?

I don't know, I've never used a card at a brothel, It's not Tescos, where would you swipe the card, between her fanny?  Cash Is king.

[JV547845]

Oh I read in a guide that you give your credit card details at the start of the booking and they keep everything on account for you.  Glad to hear that's not compulsory.

[Jerboa]

Oh I read in a guide that you give your credit card details at the start of the booking and they keep everything on account for you.  Glad to hear that's not compulsory.

You've read some clap trap then, even though most saunaclubs are legit and above board I'd never use a card at one, the concept is you pay a entry fee at the door, get given a locker, robe, flip flops and towel, get changed and wander about the club, you do not carry a wallet or any cash in your robe, unlike in most UK brothels in a German saunaclub you pay after the session once you're back down in the locker room, never pay a girl upfront, because she will just be scamming the dumb tourist.

[webpunter]

Atremis girls rates start from €60 for the half hour, has been this way since they opened in 2006, where most fkk's its €50.

But you've got to admit that with the quality / selection of the girlies & the place overall that its worth doshing up the extra ?

[Jerboa]

But you've got to admit that with the quality / selection of the girlies & the place overall that its worth doshing up the extra ?

No, it was just a scam, the club opened before the World Cup '06, the only big Fkk in Berlin, they charged 60 because they can get away with it, no competition.

[SWLondon]

Thanks for all the info, I'm going to hold off for another time... 

Artemis looks amazing

[webpunter]

Not FKK club stuff - but FYI in the centre of Frankfurt there are a few buildings which are basically 5-6 floors of hookers
All operating from single dorm style rooms
Not the most luxurious of accomo & certainly no showers.  But a basin for the WG's to have a clean up
Deffo a few of them & some of them have perhaps 150 rooms in them
Worth perusing each floor a few times as its often the stunners that have the door shut as they are busy
Did a reccy patrol of all 5 floors at least twice.  Good fun chatting a bit with the WG's and nice when they stroke up & down your thighs / rub your knob to try & get you inside
The tip is to slow up walking when you see a door open - to check out the WG
Sure a geezer exits and gets a peck on the cheek from the WG to say goodbye
Was on my final walkabout having narrowed things down to a couple of birds on separate floors
This one stunner opens the door.  Bloke leaves.  There is no time to waste.  Its straight in to have a chat.  A couple of blokes are obviously waiting nearby.  WGAF.  Couldn't believe my luck.  €70 quoted for 30 mins which in reality becomes 20-25 mins.  Or less once you shoot your load.  Not a problem having had a fair few drinks.  More the other way round.  Fab bird
For me its all about the window shopping.  Missing the opportunity when you go back to look at a particular bird is part of the fun.  Fuck - her door is shut
Worked out in the end all rather well.  Recommended.  Ideal for a 'play' in addition to other activities like doing an FKK club proper

[yuiop300]

The clubs will tend to be quieter in the day.  And the real stunners come out to play in the evening.  I'd save the money on a flight / hotel / extra costs / time in travelling to Frankfurt

And invest the money in a shag fest in London.  Stay in a nice hotel - with a big jacuzzi bath.  Great for sex in the bath & some fizz.  Get an early check-in, have an outcall mid afternoon.  Maybe catch a film / get some food whilst recovering.  Maybe see some mates for drinks.  Get some blueys & then do an incall central London.  Wake up with a hangover / raging hard-on.  Have some breakfast - followed by reading the paper on the bog & a massive dump.  Maybe a sauna then ship in another outcall before a late check out. Well something like that.  See how things develop.  The above would be perfect for me

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[webpunter]

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Thanks matey - this would be my dream w/e.  Just trying to work out when i can get time to do it with an ever present eagle eyed OH.  Plus need to discretely save up & ferret away some readies.  Did make one error in listing meanderings for a weekends activities.  Taking Auto-trader to read on the bog too.  Will have to remember to buy a copy on the way [thinking about this - i'm sure i read somewhere that this is now online only ?].  Also required 'bog' reading is Top Marques when looking to go more upmarket on the car front