Bobbi - GEA Glasgow

[pilgrim]

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one hour at £150

Tried booking the day before but got told by the agency. You need to book on the day.

She was late for the booking, not as late as FMC, but late.  The agency txted me to let me know but by this time I was sat in the flat lounge with three other lasses. Nina Naomi and the other one could have been Olivia as body size and hair colour matches but the hours dont.  That means fuck all as they have deleted Ninas hours.

When Bobbi arrived she popped her head in and apologised and said she would be two minutes.  I wish she had taken her time and washed her twat. She literally was two minutes.  Once in the room I went for a shower, then approached Bobbi for some stand up kissing, I asked if CIM was an option, she said yes. She had one condom laid out on the bedside table, no lube no wet wipes, so I thought this is going to be shite. I removed her one piece bodice and got a whiff from the crotch, started fingering her and the stench was overpowering, I offered my fingers to her to suck and give some saliva. Eventually we moved to the bed where she gave me OWO till completion, she swallowed the lot. 
We lay down and had a chat, she had driven there from  a different location than she is used to and had missed turnings ect.  I think thats why she had a sweaty twat.  sat in the car, rushing and stressed out.  She mentioned that time keeping is not her forte and shes had a fair few bollockings from the management.  She sat away from me on the bed and asked the usual shite, "what else are you doing today?" "Have you travelled far?"

I initiated round two with very low expectations as there was very little interaction from her.  She tore the corner off the condom wrapper and offered the protruding condom to me to appy, then she climbed on and rode me to competion.  She got off went to the bathroom and threw me the toilet roll.  I mentioned wet wipes and got a muffled reply.  I just had a shower, got dressed, paid her and left.
As usual with ages and stats I think there is some exaggeration.  She is late 30s early 40s, Sunbed tan, and a fair few tattoos, her boobs hang quite low and she has a fair paunch on her.

[Clattypats]

I always thought she was prob about 40yo, and she never done it for me to book...

What I don't get is why you took umbrage to no wet wipes or lube... Generally punters after showering don't really want that anyway? 

[pilgrim]

Normally the more organised and seasoned providers have all their gear out ready and close at hand, rather than bolting for the bog with a mouthful or losing momentum when they start rumaging in their kit bag for lube.

[Clattypats]

Normally the more organised and seasoned providers have all their gear out ready and close at hand, rather than bolting for the bog with a mouthful or losing momentum when they start rumaging in their kit bag for lube.

Sorry, I didn't decipher it properly from your review, that's not what you said 


I certainly don't go to bookings expecting my cock wiped with wetwipes - after showering- or expect WGs to use/or not to use lube (but does happen)...

[Jock D]

Thanks for the review...you've really given me food for thought...as I was going to book her.

Typical unreliable WG behaviour! She gets a really good positive review from Glesgaboy, and then you're subjected to that shit show. A stinking fanny is totally unacceptable Her admission of timekeeping...not being her forte...is also a red flag.

[Clattypats]

Thanks for the review...you've really given me food for thought...as I was going to book her.

Typical unreliable WG behaviour! She gets a really good positive review from Glesgaboy, and then you're subjected to that shit show. A stinking fanny is totally unacceptable Her admission of timekeeping...not being her forte...is also a red flag.

I think its shite if a GEA booking is late cause it probably has a domino effect on other punters and other wgs because of the "layout/booking structure"... Can imagine its frowned upon by others that may be working that day... 

[Glesgaboy]

All comments noted.
It’s important to separate the issues smelly fanny/ late arrival and domino effect.

Some are girl specific / punt specific and some are more general.

GEA setup is not great at all- back to backs/ sandpaper towels/ crappy beds-  but once in a while there are some good punts to be had.

Recently I’ve landed a couple 

[Clattypats]

All comments noted.
It’s important to separate the issues smelly fanny/ late arrival and domino effect.

Some are girl specific / punt specific and some are more general.

GEA setup is not great at all- back to backs/ sandpaper towels/ crappy beds-  but once in a while there are some good punts to be had.

Recently I’ve landed a couple 

I wasn't having a go at your review GB, she may well have been clean and fresh (in fact I hadn't seen your review when I posted today).

I'm wondering though, the main prob with the bed is the headboard hits off the wall (ensuite). Just pull the bed out an inch or two, would that not sort out the banging!? 

[Glesgaboy]

Yeh.
I just jam the pillow in the gap and that works 👊🏼

[Clattypats]

Yeh.
I just jam the pillow in the gap and that works 👊🏼

Good shout 👌

[Clattypats]

Now every cunt turns up, does that, they're no members of ukp but can see the threads... Chaos! 

I'll need to change my fake name - Topkat- to Farquar instead of jeeves! 

[zag69]

I wish she had taken her time and washed her twat.

[youngatheart]

not as late as FMC,

WTF is "FMC" YFM?

Stop using TLAs

[rubntugn]

Do punters often cross paths in the GEA lounge?

[Clattypats]

WTF is "FMC" YFM?

Stop using TLAs

I take it its "Fuck_me_carmen" or whatever 

[Clattypats]

Do punters often cross paths in the GEA lounge?

Not that I've ever experienced, though did sit in it one time when no other wgs were in the flat bar the one I was seeing...

Doubt the OP seen Olivia there, if he did he'll be the only one that's ever seen her, (she's like Lord Lucan) because to my knowledge she's never had availibility on that profile, as she's defo one I'd see... Unless she's "stealth" 

[myothernameis]

I removed her one piece bodice and got a whiff from the crotch, started fingering her and the stench was overpowering

  poor fingers, did you manage to get rid of the smell

[Problem Child]

I thought everyone did the pillow thing?
I’ve never seen an other punter in the flat, never had to sit in the lounge either so think it’s a fairly rare occurrence.

Good review pilgrim, the condom/lube/wipes thing got me thinking tho. I honestly can’t see any correlation between this and how good the booking is. Thinking back to my last 3 -all excellent- 2 I had to grab the woman’s bag and almost throw it at her in excitement to get the Johnny out 😂  1 had them in a pile beside the bed. Can’t really say either added or detracted from the booking tbh.

[Jock D]

Do punters often cross paths in the GEA lounge?

Aye that's a concern for me as well.

Takes me back to my sauna days...where you'd be sat in the lounge with 2 munters, trying to make polite conversation, and you can literally feel their resentment/hatred towards you...because you haven't chosen either of them. Awkward doesn't even begin to cover it

[Topkat]

Do punters often cross paths in the GEA lounge?

Never in the lounge but almost bumped into another guy as we were both leaving at the same time.
The girl in the other room pulled him back in quickly so we didn’t meet.

I did shag one of the girls in the lounge, second visit to Honey. We were in the bigger room with the double doors into the lounge. At half time I went to get a drink of water, only us in the place. Ended up snagging her on the kitchen worktop then on the sofa. She was only there a short time, saw her 3 times……

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=171626.msg1825498#msg1825498
Sorry Clatty, it was a TOFTT 

[the fitter]

Do punters often cross paths in the GEA lounge?

Not so much in the current location, but in the past, at Sauchiehall St. Bath St, and Gorbals, in the corridors, and stairwells it has always happened. But I never thought much about it, as they are there for the same purpose as us. It happens in punting life, whether it be Sauna, Indy, or Agency. I have twice bumped into people in Saunas, that I have new, and when meeting again in normal life, it wasn't even mentioned. But we are getting off topic, as this is a GEA escort review.