Author Topic: Melissa Milf X - Lymm  (Read 7742 times)


31 review(s) for Melissa M (28 positive, 3 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Iloveoral]

Offline MaxHamburg

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1h £160 - DFK, RO, prolonged OWO, CIM

Well reviewed on here. Positive from me with a couple of caveats. Meet took place recently, weekday.

Comms a little patchy but we got there in the end. Cosy & clean apartment outside Lymm, parking fine.

Melissa looked fine, attractive if not stunning, lovely enhanced tits that look and feel natural, quite a few tats, 46 seems right - fit for her age, I think, but tbh into GILF rather than MILF territory now, which doesn't necessarily bother me. And I may be wrong, but her rate was £150ph when I checked AW initially, and £160 a few days later when we met. It does seem to move between the two.

Kissing, light at first and getting a bit deeper, but with lots of weird side-to-side tongue wiggling from her. I stripped off in the living room, she started playing with me and sucking me. Moved into bedroom and onto the bed, lots of cuddling, her lingerie stayed on for a bit, she's wanking me, bra comes off, boob play, sucking her nipples, then she sucked me for quite a while. I went down on her, fully shaven, clean, as time progressed (and she seemed to enjoy it) it was pretty wet. Back up the bed for more OWO, for ages, including her gently fucking my arse with a slender finger inside a condom and well lubed. Took myself in hand and vigorously wanked to a CIM finish. Wipes to clean up, then a cuddle and gentle boob play for the rest of the time, and shower. Not rushed.

Melissa delivered everything asked for, wore lingerie as requested, was very friendly and pleasant throughout, and happy to suck me off for ages. She was attractive, 46 is probably right IMO given what we chatted about. But I don't think we quite clicked. She nudges a Positive overall: for me, the increase by £10 ph between contact and appointment does puts her outside the vfm category, that price point is a barrier for me unless the SP is exceptional, plus the patchy comms initially, and I guess the gulf between her pics and reality (which to be fair is par for the course). I won't return. But Melissa seems to have her regulars and I can understand why. Not a bad way to spend an hour-plus on a cold and windy afternoon.

Offline Kool Keef

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Good review Max, she's been on my To Do List for a while but haven't got around to booking her, your review has give me second thoughts now though.
I like a well preserved MILF but a quite expensive GILF with flattering photos doesn't sound great tbh.
Does she have a belly?
« Last Edit: November 09, 2022, 12:00:43 pm by Kool Keef »

Offline Cheshuk

Good review Max, she's been on my To Do List for a while but haven't got around to booking her, your review has give me second thoughts now though.
I like a well preserved MILF but a quite expensive GILF with flattering photos doesn't sound great tbh.
Does she have a belly?

That was literally going to be my question.. how tight is her body and does she have a belly?

I find the porn star Mindi Mink insanely hot, and for some reason I always pictured Melissa looking like her so she is on my hot list. Mindi is 53, is there any resemblance?

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I think her movie thumbnails probably show a more realistic appearance.

Offline Cheshuk

I think her movie thumbnails probably show a more realistic appearance.

I have seen those, however how she looks there doesn't match her reviews.. she's been described as pretty hot in some of them.

She's also wearing that waist garter thing that they were, which is often an indication they're hiding a belly, however not always the case. OP's input will be useful since its first hand and recent. No doubt it may be wishful thinking that she looks like Mindi

Offline MaxHamburg

I like a well preserved MILF but a quite expensive GILF with flattering photos doesn't sound great tbh.
Does she have a belly?

A well-preserved GILF indeed but a bit too £££ - put it this way KK, I think you'd like her and the service if the price point was lower. She does have a small tum, not especially large but a touch saggy. Not very off-putting for me. I would't say toned (neither does she) but curvy and soft. I wasn't particualrly disappinted, just probably won't return.

Offline eric 70

i considered this one but received a "rude" response to a   text and with the price inflation for an "old un" she can in fact do one :D

Offline MaxHamburg

I find the porn star Mindi Mink insanely hot, and for some reason I always pictured Melissa looking like her so she is on my hot list. Mindi is 53, is there any resemblance?

Sad to report, I don't think she resembles Mindi Mink, unless it's during a power cut and you've got the beer goggles on, and certainly not  cheek bones and midriff. But Melissa is pretty enough, and her body is fine (more than some) for a 46 yo, that wasn't really a massive issue. Very keen to please, but pushing the vfm.

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A well-preserved GILF indeed but a bit too £££ - put it this way KK, I think you'd like her and the service if the price point was lower. She does have a small tum, not especially large but a touch saggy. Not very off-putting for me. I would't say toned (neither does she) but curvy and soft. I wasn't particualrly disappinted, just probably won't return.

Cheers, a small tum wouldn't bother me in particular.
I read elsewhere that she looks a bit like Carla from Corrie, what you reckon?

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I think her movie thumbnails probably show a more realistic appearance.

As always lol

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Cheers, a small tum wouldn't bother me in particular.
I read elsewhere that she looks a bit like Carla from Corrie, what you reckon?

I suppose, maybe... see below. It's all a bit subjective. Many moons ago, someone on PN described an SP in Reading, 'Danielle' if my addled memory recalls, as looking "like Cheri Lunghi". Like fuck IMO. Instead I found a very attractive, dark-haired young woman with a strong jawline and some of the biggest and best natural ( . Y . ) it's ever been my pleasure to manhandle. In a jacuzzi.

Time for my tablets :wacko:



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I've been seeing her for years. Slight resemble to Carla little bit of a tummy nothing much, but always have  a great time very flexible enjoys her  work


Offline Cheshuk

Sad to report, I don't think she resembles Mindi Mink, unless it's during a power cut and you've got the beer goggles on, and certainly not  cheek bones and midriff. But Melissa is pretty enough, and her body is fine (more than some) for a 46 yo, that wasn't really a massive issue. Very keen to please, but pushing the vfm.

Cheers still after reading this thread she's staying on the list, but that Coronation Street bird looks fit. Don't watch the show so didn't know who she is but still

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I suppose, maybe... see below. It's all a bit subjective. Many moons ago, someone on PN described an SP in Reading, 'Danielle' if my addled memory recalls, as looking "like Cheri Lunghi". Like fuck IMO. Instead I found a very attractive, dark-haired young woman with a strong jawline and some of the biggest and best natural ( . Y . ) it's ever been my pleasure to manhandle. In a jacuzzi.

Time for my tablets :wacko:



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Offline Shabaz

Ive seen her a good few times spanjing a couple of years.  For a lady in her late 40s she is good looking but her photos are falttering. Im happy to go back every now and then as she gives a good service if creeping up to a bit expensive

Spot on about the movie thumbnails as they cant be air brushed

Offline eric 70

Theres new photos on her profile confirming she's got a mahoosive belly ,rather have a wank :scare:

Offline Cheshuk

Theres new photos on her profile confirming she's got a mahoosive belly ,rather have a wank :scare:

What are you referring to I can't see that

Offline MaxHamburg

Theres new photos on her profile confirming she's got a mahoosive belly ,rather have a wank :scare:

It certainly wasn’t a whopper. If you mean her new main profile pic, then it is probably more representative.