I thought I should get back out there, so a couple of weeks ago I ventured to the wilds of Watford for a massage at Maridian Zone Health (133 St Albans Road, WD17), with Sue.
External Link/Members OnlyThe location.
Situated at the above address, along a parade of not particularly busy or interesting shops.
During the week, they suggest you can park over the road (a three minute walk away) at TK Maxx. Alternatively, on a Sunday, there are residential spaces in the roads behind the shops where there is less restriction on that particular day.
The shop itself is of a traditional nature for these type of places. Perfectly serviceable but everso slightly run-down. Reception on the ground floor, massage room down the stairs to your left. Sue appeared to be the only person working that day (I'm not sure on her schedule). The have a WC and a shower. I an attest to the functionality of the former but the latter was not requested or offered. The shower is just off the hallway (in full view of any passing patrons) but didn't look like it received regular usage.
The Cost.
£45 for one hour. £20 hand relief. You can pay by cash or card for the former.
The Service Provider.
Sue, a Chinese woman I'd estimate to be in her early to mid 30s. Probably around 5ft 6, with a size 12 figure, if memory serves. Wearing a short, floaty summer dress, once on the table, and before the massage, she bent over in front of me, revealing her peachy looking bottom.
The Massage.
I like a firm massage, and that's what was requested, and delivered.
As is traditional, I started face down, and used a towel to cover my rump, just out of courtesy more than anything. I rather like the WSWS experience, and although I was fairly sure it would be a 'She will' situation, it can't hurt to play along.
Sue seemed like a friendly woman, and delivered a decent massage, (I've had better. I've had worse) but overall it was a 7/10. Upon moving down to my legs, vague attempts at towel placement were attempted but half-hearted would be the term for this.
Some decent CC swipes, and accidental touching of the nuts were professionally applied by Sue, which started the sap rising. I generally like some serious interference in that area before the flip, and although it was hinted at, it wasn't quite long enough for my tastes. Upon turning, (towel gone the way of the Dodo) and me in an obvious state of arousal, Sue asked if I'd like a happy ending or anything else. I replied in the affirmative for the HE but imagine more is on offer. No talk of money, surprisingly.
What followed was a satisfying hand-job, expertly delivered, with my hand on her bottom at the moment of release. I didn't ask for B2B or topless because for the most part, it doesn't offer great value for money, and I have to find the SP particularly alluring. Sue is very nice, and not unattractive but my big brain hadn't been completely overridden by the small one on this occasion.
Upon completion of the HR, I was cleaned up with wet wipes, and the massage continued, ending with a perfunctory head massage. One hour, on the dot.
I put £20 on side table for Sue, and directed her attention to it. All fine, no issue.
Overall.
Generally speaking, a perfectly acceptable experience. Nothing to blow your mind but Incame away satisfied. £65 all in for a decent massage and a handjob by a nice woman. Simple. Effective. Cheap and cheerful. All good.
I will probably return at some point but I'll be investigating other places in Hertfordshire too.
