Eve, Pimlico - Dire and Awful (wanted to see Erotic Laura)

[JamesRockford]

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This punt took place last week with a stand-in for Erotic Laura (who is a regular).  Laura was away so in the phone I was offered “Eve, 20 y/o, really cute smile, lovely body, no profile available yet as she is new, owo/cim/unlimited sex/dfk. £120/hr”

I often book Laura (perhaps 20 times) with the maid and so I made the mistake of trusting her description.

Location
Good location in Pimlico/Victoria

Girl
OK so firstly I shouldn’t have stayed but it was the usual story of wanting to bust my nut as a master of urgency.  Short, dark, in what was once a summer dress, no shoes on, looking bored. Facially a solid 3/10.  She looks possibly Romanian. I thought that she was pregnant and even asked her hire many months she was along. Response “I’m just fat”. Filthy feet, and as the point progressed I noticed that she had what looks like a rash or yeast infection all over her groin.

Service
I’m happy to say that I didn’t fuck her. She had no idea how to give a blow job.  She tugged at my duck in a clumsy way, and kept suggesting sex, which I solidly declined. Eventually I took matters into my own hand and messed up her bed.

It was hands down the most convincing negative that I’ve ever experienced and I left pretty disgusted.

I’ve posted this just in case anyone gets the same girl offered when calling for Erotic Laura. Just don’t do it, and count yourself lucky.  I’ve just saved you £120 and probably any of a variety of dread diseases.
You’re welcome.

[Kevin Boss]

That's exactly why I avoid her and busty demi because of the many B&S review cases I saw. Can't imagine trying to arrange a punt and dealing with the maid to assure you its demi or laura

[Fuzzyduck]

... I thought that she was pregnant and even asked her hire many months she was along. Response “I’m just fat”....

[versace]

External Link/Members Only

This punt took place last week with a stand-in for Erotic Laura (who is a regular).  Laura was away so in the phone I was offered “Eve, 20 y/o, really cute smile, lovely body, no profile available yet as she is new, owo/cim/unlimited sex/dfk. £120/hr”

I often book Laura (perhaps 20 times) with the maid and so I made the mistake of trusting her description.

Location
Good location in Pimlico/Victoria

Girl
OK so firstly I shouldn’t have stayed but it was the usual story of wanting to bust my nut as a master of urgency.  Short, dark, in what was once a summer dress, no shoes on, looking bored. Facially a solid 3/10.  She looks possibly Romanian. I thought that she was pregnant and even asked her hire many months she was along. Response “I’m just fat”. Filthy feet, and as the point progressed I noticed that she had what looks like a rash or yeast infection all over her groin.

Service
I’m happy to say that I didn’t fuck her. She had no idea how to give a blow job.  She tugged at my duck in a clumsy way, and kept suggesting sex, which I solidly declined. Eventually I took matters into my own hand and messed up her bed.

It was hands down the most convincing negative that I’ve ever experienced and I left pretty disgusted.

I’ve posted this just in case anyone gets the same girl offered when calling for Erotic Laura. Just don’t do it, and count yourself lucky.  I’ve just saved you £120 and probably any of a variety of dread diseases.
You’re welcome.

That’s grim 

So you basically paid £120 to wank over a fat Romanian. Ouch 

Better luck next time mate.

[JamesRockford]

More accurately “Better decision making next time”. I had the chance to walk before I gave her the money. Nobody to blame but myself. Lesson learned.  PS Do not trust the maid who does the bookings - very friendly but no shame about telling utter lies.

[Handel2020]

It looks like they've been doing this for years. Quite a funny review from 2019 here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=256563.0