Author Topic: Desiree - TOFTT - Great body, disappointing service - Lush Escorts - Birmingham  (Read 607 times)

Offline Tender.french.kiss

The Girl:
Desiree from Lush Escorts
External Link/Members Only
Date of meeting: July 2022
Price: £60 for 30 minutes
I was in the middle of drafting this review when she disappeared from Lush's rota. So my review might not be very useful. I'll publish it anyway, just in case she comes back (possible bearing in mind she already worked as an escort before Lush) as an Indie or with Lush once she realises it's not that green elsewhere. Pictures attached below to help identification if she comes back


Pre-meet / Communications:
Usual with Lush. Meeting took place in Digbeth, my first meet in their new flat with the big open space. Good comm. On time.

The meet/ the action:
Usual behind the door trick. She was wearing like a full body beige-brown-mustard lycra suit that made me think she had escaped from a Star Trek episode. At least I could see great curves. Told her I had just had a shower at work 1/2hr before but she preferred I had another one. Went in the bathroom, spotted what looked like 3 used towels. Had a rinse while she went elsewhere in the flat to get me a fresh one. Came back with another towel which didn't look much different from the others. Don't know which laundry company or what fabric softener Lush is using, but wouldn't use the same.

Back to one of the bedroom, where she has already stripped fully. No chance to unwrap her myself  :cry: but might have been lucky as her attire might have proven as tricky to remove as opening some of these plastic encased salads in some supermarkets! Absolutely gorgeous body, quite dark skin, lovely curves, fantastic boobs all naturals and very firm (I could easily see myself hooked for the whole 30 minutes on them). Nice smooth skin with hardly no stretch marks. Great wide hips. Nice round ass, firm and full but not too big. Very tidy pussy (not fully shaved but very closely trimmed). Pictures on Lush's website were very faithful, especially the 4th one, more natural and less photoshopped than the 3 studio ones. That picture (attached below) is exactly what you will get.
Nice round face, reasonably pretty but not head turning style. Quite a lot of make-up (I realised when cleaning myself up at the end that my mouth was all brown from her lipstick).

Told her I had come for A-level and CIM + swallow (all on her like list) but I always prefer to start session a bit more GFE. Started caressing her, her back, bums and of course her magnetic breast. Knowing I was the first of the day I thought I'd venture into a bit of kissing (if not first, I refrain from girls who do facials/CIM as I can't help thinking about what might have been there just a short time before). Attempts at kissing were not rejected but only met with gentle kissing, my tongue wasn't rejected, but I still don't know if she has one! Kisses, caress, compliment about her goddess physic, nothing seemed to get her in the mood.
Without much reciprocated attention I ended up making her lie on the bed to start going down. Lovely dark pussy which my fingers started playing with. Not much reaction. Declined her invite to eat her as I hardly do it anymore for safety reasons and she had a slight aroma. Nothing dramatic, but she probably only had showered in the morning a few hours ago and not just before our meet. While on the subject of cleanliness, later on when taking her in mish the mac very quickly came back out with white stuff on it. Looked like curdled milk, definitely not the white cream some girl can ending up producing when they come. Add to that a bit of a BO, like sweat from a few hours, not really unpleasant to me, quite animal like but just mentioning as this could put some off. Bear in mind that the weather wasn't yet too hot that day, and I was the first (meet actually started 10 minutes early) so she had not excuse for not being squeaky clean.

She asked lots of questions, was XXX my real name, what job I was in, was I married, how many kids, how often I was seeing WGs ... When asked why so much curiosity she said she was just trying to have a conversation. This reenforce the impression that she wasn't feeling at ease, didn't really enjoy it. When asked how she felt at the start of her 2nd week she said she had already worked indie before (her studio pictures let me believe it might have been for an agency) but was so annoyed with the quantity of no-show that she was trying the agency route. But then complained on how high Lush's cut was, that it wasn't paying that well, that a girl her caliber deserved better ...

Had problem keeping hard (little fella likes less and less the condoms) and her attitude wasn't helping. Bit of mish, she's tight. Had her to suck it to resuscitate him, great suction, but no real passion, just going to the motion. Not proper DT, I'd say 4 inches max. Couldn't really hold her head to 'help' her as she had a wig (like many black girls). While she was sucking, I started fingering her ass with lots of lube. Tight. bearing in mind her lack of initiative I got her to lay on the bed on her front. At her request I used tons of lube (we must have gone through half her tiny bottle). Finally managed to gently punch her backdoor in prone bone. Didn't seem to do much for her, she was there as if watching telly or reading a book! Asked if OK, she said yes she likes it as long as plenty of lube. Eventually got her to stand back in doggy and do some work bucking back onto me. Finally managed to get a bit of life in her but not enough to save the whole punt from being hard work. Eventually removed the condom who wasn't the cleanest (I knew from where I was fingering her ass that she hadn't properly prepared for her day of work) and got her to kneel in front of me. She was very reluctant for that kind of finish (despite her profile saying she did facials) because of he make up. Told her I'd just wanted CIM. She proposed to wank me off, accepted, put some lube, quite good technique, firm fast and full shaft. As I the sap started rising her alarm went off (despite still many minutes left). Mood killer so I took over and ended up spurting straight on her tongue. Had asked her to wait till I was done before swallowing but as her tongue slowly disappeared below several layers of snow she suddenly had enough and turned around to spit in the bin. Big mistake as little fella who had rested for days kept spurting into her wig and on her back. Been a while since I had sprayed that much.

We cleaned each others and small chatted. She wanted to know whether I had enjoyed it and whether I'd book her again. I kindly told her yes and that I thought it would be best to book her for longer for it to be less rushed but the way she was asking (hard to describe all the non-verbal) showed she was in just for the money but didn't really enjoy it.


Summary:
Nice WG, with fantastic body but little initiative. Felt like not really enjoying the job or at least not really able to make it look like it.
Decent BJ and HJ, couple of minutes of her into it during anal doggy, but apart from that service wasn't good enough. Whether this is linked to her dissatisfaction with the earning of the job

Hard one to rate. Left with my balls properly emptied after having enjoyed a really fantastic body, so that was positive.
But the realisation of all the missed potential is mind-boggling. If she was really into it she could be a proper star and make big bugs as an indie but I am not sure it's the right job for her. She sticks to it in the hope of the $$$ but I have the impression she's going against her nature. I have seen a few girls you knew really enjoy it, I doubt this will ever fully be her case. Maybe I am wrong and she was just a bad day for her.
Refusal of facials and swallow were a bit disappointing, but lack of initiative/proactiveness and hygiene more are neutral to negative (depending how you see it)
So overall I'll give it a neutral

Pros:
- Fantastic body
- Anal included

Neutral:
- not 100% clean. (could easily be a neg for some of you, was only a neutral for me on that day)
Cons:
- Good potential (BJ and HJ) but fails to make the most of her skills and deliver proper good service. What a shame
- Not very pro-active. Didn't really seem to enjoy the job.



Would I see her again?
If she'd return, I could be tempted to admire and play with her fantastic body but with her service being very passive I would probably spare my cash for other adventures.

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