External Link/Members OnlyComms- very easy, rang up and spoke to a guy who booked me in.
Location- just off a busy main road, I went in the evening and it was quietish. The main street was busy.
Services- £80 for b2b and a bath 1hr
Meeting- so in blackpool and I saw a ad and had to try. A quick phonecard and booked in. Arrived and the place is not discreet but it in very quickly. Met the guy at the counter and handed him the vouchers as I was led to a room. Got undressed and a lady called may come in, very late 40s but seemed OK and friendly. Onto the bed and she stripped off, massage was flipping shocking and clearly had no interest in pleasing me. Alot of oil put on and stroked slowly. She then hopped on and slid over me, I wasn't really feeling any arousal as she did reach unders. Flipped over and she became abit more chatty and started he and rubbing her body over me. She was hinting at sex but with little to zero effort so far it wasn't happening. I got her to do some dirty talk as she wanked me off and lasted a few mins then shot my load. Off the bed into the jacuzzi bath and she washed me down, she had a little play with the toddler again but he wasn't interested. Some small talk as I got dressed and then left 40mins. I wasn't bothered and quite glad to get out. As I was walking back onto the main road a poor chap was walking out of another parlour onto the street right in front of a bunch of drunk chaps who sang how was your happy ending down the street. The young chap sprinted away like a cheetah.
Overall- tried it, it was shit.
