Had been out for a few weeks and was eager to punt again.
Originally booked Charme but Diva couldn't get a hold of her on the day. I gave Diva 5 names and Malva happened to be available at the time I booked Charme so I went with her. I wish it had been a girl who hasn't been reviewed yet but I intend to plough through my list in the ner future so some TOFTT posts may come soon.
TL;DR - The girl is not a stunner and I was put off by the difference between the pics and real life. Too chubby for my taste. Friendly girl who wants you to have a good time but sadly her whoring skills are not at the same level as her enthusiasm.
Link: External Link/Members OnlyTime: Last week
Place: 10-12 minute walk from
Sloane Square station
Price: £250 for 1 hour (due to membership discount, would be £300 otherwise)
Services: DFK, OWO, RO and Sex (Protected)
Comms Seamless as is usual with Diva. Originally booked Charme but had to make a last minute switch. Operator was quick and helpful
Location Roughly a 10-minute walk away from Sloane Square Station. There is a message at the entrance that says you have to sign in with the concierge but I just confidently walked past their desk without being stopped. Modern, high end building with nice flats that's reflective of the upscale neighbourhood. Her flat was a huge mess - apparently she is crashing at her friend's place who is whoring abroad. Both her and her friend's stuff was indiscriminately lying around the apartment. Marie Kondo would have fainted if she had laid eyes on the living room. Bathroom included a bathtub with shower - shower gel and mouthwash available as expected. Decent sized bedroom that includes a queen sized bed.
The girl Ukrainian girl in her 20s. Website says 28 which I'm inclined to believe. Intermediate English, you can communicate with her but try to use simple phrases. No smoker's breath and no tattoos.
Sadly she only bears a 60-70% resemblance to the girl on the pictures. I was a bit disappointed when I saw her. I'm not a fan of chubbier girls and the girl shown on the website was about as chubby as I'm willing to accept. In reality her thighs are much thicker which obviously means a bigger ass but also translates into a not-so-small belly. Definitely not a dress size 10, I'd say at least 12 if not 14.
The other issue I had was her face - photoshop did a good job with her looks, she is a far cry away from the girl with the seductive look on the website. Tits are average size but smaller than what's shown to you, no issues with the shape.
Her attitude was very friendly throughout, she likes to smile and comes across as warm and welcoming.
The punt Usual hiding behind the door routine as I entered the apartment. Sorted the paperwork immediately and was given a towel. As mentioned above, I was a bit disappointed with her looks but her friendly attitude made a bit up for it. Managed to exchange a small kiss before leaving for the bathroom.
In the bedroom she greeted me in the red lingerie set you can see on the website. She was wearing a matching robe on top that I took off her after making out with her for about 5 minutes. Light kissing that gradually got deeper. DFK was available throughout the punt but it somehow lacked passion. You have to take the lead with this girl but she is happy to follow.
We started with
LFK then DFK. Occasionally she would turn around and I'd take advantage of it by mildly slapping her bum. She seemed to enjoy it and we alternated between French kissing, neck kissing, caressing, bum slapping and tits squeezing. After a while I reached down with my hands and was pleased to notice that she became a bit wet. At the end she rubbed her ass against my cock which felt great.
Continued kissing on the bed and I asked her to lie down so that I can suck on her nipples a bit. Travelled further south after a while and started a
bit of RO on her. This is where things started to go wrong. Her pussy didn't taste bad but it wasn't exactly fresh either. She should have made an effort to taste a bit better down there but it wasn't gross, just a bit annoying.
Finished RO on her after 10 minutes, she seemed to enjoy it but I doubt she came. It was her turn to show me her oral skills and I was hoping to be in for a treat based on previous reviews but it turned out to be a big disappointment. She was playfully tickling my junk with her tongue instead of taking my shaft in her mouth - this didn't do anything for me but she kept repeating it despite me remaining flaccid throughout. She finally decided to take me in her mouth but I could barely feel any suction. On the flip side she didn't use her hands and I couldn't feel her teeth either. I wasn't able to get hard this way even thogh I hadn't punted for weeks. Fairly
weak OWO IMHO, not sure what other reviewers enjoyed about it.
I had to take matters in my own hands as I wanked myself to a desired state of erection. However, she kept fiddling around trying to find the condom. I was still erect when she covered me up although I had to show her how to do it because, for some reason, she was struggling with this simple task. Once the dom was on she stood up and went into the living room to get the lube. By the time she came back I was flaccid again. FFS
Another round of wanking made me ready to go again and this time I finally
entered her in CG. She used a bit of lube but it wasn't excessive. By this point I wasn't really in the mood to drag this out so I grabbed her hips and started pounding her from below. She seemed to enjoy it, made some noises that sounded genuine and I quickly came into the bag. As I pulled my dick out, the condom seemed to have gotten stuck inside her which made her a bit anxious but she managed to take it out with ease.
Overall I didn't really enjoy the act with her. The fact she couldn't get me hard speaks volumes about her OWO. I'm sure she is happy to take a pounding in doggie and maybe I should have gone for that but all this fiddling around before penetration was really amateur on her part. Nice girl who wants you to have a good time and can follow directions but doesn't know how to fuck a man properly...
We chatted a little bit afterwards and she was in no rush to get me out of her flat. I probably left 5-10 minutes after my time so she is definitely not a clockwatcher.
Closing thoughts I gave this a neutral because she delivered all services advertised and had a positive attitude throughout the punt. However, at £250 an hour I can't stay silent about the discrepancy between real life and the pictures and I also expect better skills from someone who does this for a living.
