Poppyy_xx - Might just be the closest thing to perfection

[GerrardWarmaker]

   

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Where do i start with this one...

The girl - Probably the most natural, best looking girl I've ever had the pleasure of.  Not some generic plastic Pornstar wanna be.  Just absolutely stunning!  I'd say she's mid to late 20's with a simply incredible bod and natural tits which are massive and perky.  What more can I say other than I'm a little bit in love 

She speaks perfect English and genuinely funny.  She was very complimentary and 2 hours turned into close to 3 just because we were having a laugh.

The action - By far and away one of the best and most memorable shags of my life....  With a 2 hour booking there was no rushing and she just kept me going.  We were full on snogging, she gave me the best slow blowjob I've ever had, at one point she was giving my ole chap a nice massage and slipped a finger up my bum.... Which was nice.... Then voluntarily turned round, slid it into her amazing arse and slid back and forward on me for a good while.

Summary - Will I be back?....  FUCKING YES! 
She normally lives/works up north.   All of a sudden my northern clients are going to be seeing a lot more of me lol

[GingerNuts]

How much did you pay and in which part of London did the meeting take place?

[mightymunce]

Is this a bit touty or is it me?

[Payyourwaymate]

Close to perfection but hardly any information of what is meant to be a memorable punt?  .

[massagepuntingfan]

Is this a bit touty or is it me?

More fluffy I think.

[mightymunce]

More fluffy I think.

Yes - more.detail on the punt pls!

[jimbobster]

220/hr all inclusive on her profile for London tours.
Pricey

[inalco]

Close to perfection but hardly any information of what is meant to be a memorable punt?  .

Agreed, it does read a bit promotional to be fair, no real detail as to why she is so good.

She has a stunning body though, perfect boobs.

[GerrardWarmaker]

Sorry folks, I thought that was pretty comprehensive.

I paid £400 for 2 hours but ended up being close to 2 hours 45 mins.

She was close to perfection because of my personal preference.  She's fucking stunning!  And dead nice to chat to.  In my opinion...

She made me laugh and cum during the whole appointment, never clocked watched.
At one point when we both needed a water break we were in bed chatting and that was really nice too. 
She turned my mind on as much as my dick and I don't know what more to add than that.

I don't know her.
I'm not touting, I'm sharing.
I hope that answers everyone.

[LLPunting]

Sorry folks, I thought that was pretty comprehensive.

I paid £400 for 2 hours but ended up being close to 2 hours 45 mins.

She was close to perfection because of my personal preference.  She's fucking stunning!  And dead nice to chat to.  In my opinion...

She made me laugh and cum during the whole appointment, never clocked watched.
At one point when we both needed a water break we were in bed chatting and that was really nice too. 
She turned my mind on as much as my dick and I don't know what more to add than that.

I don't know her.
I'm not touting, I'm sharing.
I hope that answers everyone.

And yet still telling us nothing about her skills as a sex services provider.
Which services did she provide, what here her techniques, levels of enthusiasm and engagement, red lines, what did she DO that was so sexy?  We're not so interested in the head fuck she gave you.

[GerrardWarmaker]

Wooooo bloody hell!!!

Which services did she provide - CLEARLY a blowwie, DFK, a finger up the jack-seat and anal...  It's not much of a stretch to assume that it went in the pink too, a lot.

what here her techniques - Drunken monkey then switched it up a bit later to crouching tiger hide the sausage.... Of which she's deffo a blackbelt!

levels of enthusiasm and engagement - A great shag, no clock watching, we laughed a lot and she initiated the bum loving.  So enthusiasm level of 8.27 and full engagement!

red lines - No idea what they are

what did she DO that was so sexy? - It's not what she DID that was sexy, she just IS.

And finally, I'm just trying to spread the good news with a light hearted review while I have a moment.  She's awesome and hot.  Try her out yourself next time she's down...  If she likes you, you won't walk out normally.

[Liverpool]

GingerNuts has asked where you saw her. She's currently showing in Liverpool.

[LLPunting]

Wooooo bloody hell!!!

Which services did she provide - CLEARLY a blowwie, DFK, a finger up the jack-seat and anal...  It's not much of a stretch to assume that it went in the pink too, a lot.

what here her techniques - Drunken monkey then switched it up a bit later to crouching tiger hide the sausage.... Of which she's deffo a blackbelt!

levels of enthusiasm and engagement - A great shag, no clock watching, we laughed a lot and she initiated the bum loving.  So enthusiasm level of 8.27 and full engagement!

red lines - No idea what they are

what did she DO that was so sexy? - It's not what she DID that was sexy, she just IS.

And finally, I'm just trying to spread the good news with a light hearted review while I have a moment.  She's awesome and hot.  Try her out yourself next time she's down...  If she likes you, you won't walk out normally.

Thanks for clarifying services rendered.   
Your "jacksie" will appreciate the reduced grief it's receiving, unless that's your thing, you know, that makes "it" sexy.

We know from your initial statement that you over-ran so repeating she's not a clock-watcher isn't part of the clarification needed.

Still no objective detail on her performance just your word that she was "great" and some cryptic shit nodding your awareness of some Gong Fu and Wu Shu movies of a certain few eras before the turn of the millennium.

"Red Lines" is a pretty common term in general modern use; what were her "Don't dos"?  Did she stop any of your attempts at things you wanted to try?

Appreciate you're gushing about something you're trying to convince us is worth a punt and your attempts to clarify, just answer the very reasonable questions posed by everyone directly and without meaningless hyperbole and we're all playing nice in the sandpit. 

[drogoboy99]

how big is her chest d'you think ? many others reckon they are more C cup. kind of looks that way from the pvt gallery. still they look quite pert.

[tp69]

Not really sure what to make of this review, or why the SP suddenly increases her hourly rate by 60% when she visits London? Feels a bit strange.

[isaac_gauss]

It is not unusual for touring SPs to increase their prices for London.

[tp69]

It is not unusual for touring SPs to increase their prices for London.

By £80 an hour? She can take a hike.

[Rayray23k]

Thanks for the review. We know its for good intensions but im still trying to figure out hows her location in London and where cos her profile lists liverpool.
And possibly a description of her face if possible?

After i did my first review i was asked to read the "how to write a review" section which helped make a lot of sense.
The review should be factually detailed so that others can benefit without sounding like your pimping.
Tbh im not very good still with reviews still but im taking on board what others say and ask.

[Liverpool]

Thanks for the review. We know its for good intensions but im still trying to figure out hows her location in London and where cos her profile lists liverpool.

Believe she was touring.

[dildosaggins]

> the most natural, best looking girl I've ever had the pleasure of

You can see her bloated lips and plastic cheekbones in one of her pics lol

[The Night King]

All these people asking questions. I did a review of Poppy who was touring London for 72 hours and answered most of these questions.

The review went up 6 days ago. It's not hard if you look 

This review is clearly legit. It has a lot of similarities to my experience but not exactly - as always YMMV

[chodu1]

Close to perfection but hardly any information of what is meant to be a memorable punt?  .

- Well he did mention something about getting her thumb up his bum

[Js12299]

> the most natural, best looking girl I've ever had the pleasure of

You can see her bloated lips and plastic cheekbones in one of her pics lol

Can’t see that picture?
I was just going to ask how he rates her face?

[GingerNuts]

Can’t see that picture?
I was just going to ask how he rates her face?

This is from her public gallery. You can just about see her lips and cheek.

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[aanimator]

FYI, for the genuine punters on here, I saw Poppy recently and she told me that this review is a load of shit. Because my experience in this game my comments are never based on being a fanboy. I can say that this girl is a good egg, i.e. she is prettier than most Wg's and offers a good GFE / PSE (with anal) for a good price, with all her advantages over other WG's she doesn't overcharge or take advantage of punters. She is a WG that is very GFE and will treat you like her BF (she is not one to enjoy a pump and dump I don't think). I will write a review soon

[Prifessionallondinguy]

 

[Liverpool]

FYI, for the genuine punters on here, I saw Poppy recently and she told me that this review is a load of shit. Because my experience in this game my comments are never based on being a fanboy. I can say that this girl is a good egg, i.e. she is prettier than most Wg's and offers a good GFE / PSE (with anal) for a good price, with all her advantages over other WG's she doesn't overcharge or take advantage of punters. She is a WG that is very GFE and will treat you like her BF (she is not one to enjoy a pump and dump I don't think). I will write a review soon

Mr White Knight: how does the WG know this review is load of shit? And why is it a load of shit? The fan boy hardly gives anything away in his review.

[Payyourwaymate]

FYI, for the genuine punters on here, I saw Poppy recently and she told me that this review is a load of shit. Because my experience in this game my comments are never based on being a fanboy. I can say that this girl is a good egg, i.e. she is prettier than most Wg's and offers a good GFE / PSE (with anal) for a good price, with all her advantages over other WG's she doesn't overcharge or take advantage of punters. She is a WG that is very GFE and will treat you like her BF (she is not one to enjoy a pump and dump I don't think). I will write a review soon

Reported for white knighting and touting.

[aanimator]

Ouch, I guess I knew my comment would potentially come across as touting, I wasn't specific as I didn't really want her knowing my username! oh well, who cares, she told me this meeting never took place as she has never put a finger up a dude's butt and she wouldn't go over time as much as he said. She was annoyed I guess because it was a positive review and gives the wrong impression about what she offers. My positive comments about her are genuine, maybe I am a fanboy I guess but definitely not touting

[PatMacGroin]

Ouch, I guess I knew my comment would potentially come across as touting, I wasn't specific as I didn't really want her knowing my username! oh well, who cares, she told me this meeting never took place as she has never put a finger up a dude's butt and she wouldn't go over time as much as he said. She was annoyed I guess because it was a positive review and gives the wrong impression about what she offers. My positive comments about her are genuine, maybe I am a fanboy I guess but definitely not touting

Whatever the details of what she actually said, it's never a good look to be discussing UKP with any WG.

[aanimator]

Whatever the details of what she actually said, it's never a good look to be discussing UKP with any WG.

Fair enough, it wasn't specifically about UKP, but I guess what else could it be. Lesson learned

[Liverpool]

Ouch, I guess I knew my comment would potentially come across as touting, I wasn't specific as I didn't really want her knowing my username! oh well, who cares, she told me this meeting never took place as she has never put a finger up a dude's butt and she wouldn't go over time as much as he said. She was annoyed I guess because it was a positive review and gives the wrong impression about what she offers. My positive comments about her are genuine, maybe I am a fanboy I guess but definitely not touting

I can't see your review for her?

[Analist]

While Gerrard's review is rather gushing he does seem to have had a good time. His other reviews are neutral or negative, so this may be the closest to perfection he's experienced. Whether more seasoned punters would feel the same is a moot question.

[aanimator]

I can't see your review for her?

Haven't done one yet, I probably shouldn't now cause I would just get accused of touting.

[Trotter671]

There's no doubt (IMO anyway) that Poppy is bloody gorgeous!! I'm a fussy bugger for looks when I'm paying for it

I've seen Poppy a few times up in Liverpool and first time was in Warrington (review up on here) - always had a good time - not overly snoggerific or full on (which I obviously prefer and thankfully usually get in bookings) but FK/OWO/CIM/Anal with a FAF lass - what's not to like?

She is a lovely lass too and not up herself at all (I've met some lasses as pretty and great bodies but love themselves too much).