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Sofyy £20 quickie - smethick (Just avoid)

I was way too horny & spent too much money on escorts this month. I wanted to keep it cheap. I came across this ad on viva street, I was already aware of the £20 squad in smethick.

The girl: Not the girl in the pictures I would rate her 3/10 about size 12. I was too horny went for her anyway. She is romanian.

The action: Condom on she gave me a blowjob which was shit. After 1 min of sucking she said which position I said doggy. I put my cock in her pussy which felt like I'm shagging a black hole. I then switched to mish put her legs up and went ham on her pussy trying to force myself to cum. I looked at her she had her eyes closed which then i had a eureka moment closed my eyes tried to imagine me fucking my ex lol which worked because i cummed. I had a look at 1 other girl that was in thr house she was butters too.

Lessons learnt 1:Stay away from romanians which was my number 1 rule and i broke it. They are fucking useless. Ugly personalities. My 2nd punt ever was with a crazy romanian before i knew about uk punting. That was one crazy experience I had i thought i was going to die & after that i promised myself no more romanians.

Lessons learnt 2:if there are no good options or I want a cheap punt don't!! wank yourself off 🤣

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Offline Beerswillin99

Damn, sorry you had a bad one, bud.

Having said that, I am on the look out for some quickies for £20 (most seem to be around £40 minimum) and I am a big fan of the (good looking) Romanians. Don't get me wrong, I really enjoy GFE, but sometimes I do feel up to a more mechanical shag. Was she *that* bad looking?  :lol:

Thanks for review  :thumbsup:

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I looked at her she had her eyes closed which then i had a eureka moment closed my eyes tried to imagine me fucking my ex lol which worked because i cummed.

 :lol:

Thanks for the review. Sorry about the shite experience.
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Offline coachman

Damn, sorry you had a bad one, bud.

Having said that, I am on the look out for some quickies for £20 (most seem to be around £40 minimum) and I am a big fan of the (good looking) Romanians. Don't get me wrong, I really enjoy GFE, but sometimes I do feel up to a more mechanical shag. Was she *that* bad looking?  :lol:

Thanks for review  :thumbsup:

I've had £20 shags where I walk away thinking what a waste of money it was and £100 ones where I feel it was completely worth it.

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I've had them the other way around as well

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Thanks for the review. Sorry about the shite experience.

Yeah mate they are butters. She put so much lube on or thinking about it now she definitely stuck something inside her pussy so it restricts penatration. In my eyes its a waste of £20 because forcing myself to cum was more like a task then enjoyment. I would rather pay the £40 p&d to someone else who is at least good looking. I forgot to mention she didnt wash herself after aswell.
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Damn, sorry you had a bad one, bud.

Having said that, I am on the look out for some quickies for £20 (most seem to be around £40 minimum) and I am a big fan of the (good looking) Romanians. Don't get me wrong, I really enjoy GFE, but sometimes I do feel up to a more mechanical shag. Was she *that* bad looking?  :lol:

Thanks for review  :thumbsup:


Yeah mate they are butters. She put so much lube on or thinking about it now she definitely stuck something inside her pussy so it restricts penatration. In my eyes its a waste of £20 because forcing myself to cum was more like a task then enjoyment. I would rather pay the £40 p&d to someone else who is at least good looking. I forgot to mention she didnt wash herself after aswell.
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Yeah mate they are butters. She put so much lube on or thinking about it now she definitely stuck something inside her pussy so it restricts penatration. In my eyes its a waste of £20 because forcing myself to cum was more like a task then enjoyment. I would rather pay the £40 p&d to someone else who is at least good looking. I forgot to mention she didnt wash herself after aswell.

Big shame. Thanks anyway  :thumbsup:

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If I'd listened to the ignorant crap about avoiding Romanians, I would have missed out on some great punts.
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Offline coachman

If I'd listened to the ignorant crap about avoiding Romanians, I would have missed out on some great punts.

I don't think it's ignorance, some of them promise the world, take the money and then don't deliver or want you out asap. Not all of them, some of them. And then unfortunately they gain a reputation which probably isn't deserved .

I too have have great punts with ROMs and then other times really bad ones. They themselves acknowledge a few bad eggs ruin it for the ones that want to provide a decent service.

Offline Torqy

I then switched to mish put her legs up and went ham on her pussy trying to force myself to cum. I looked at her she had her eyes closed which then i had a eureka moment closed my eyes tried to imagine me fucking my ex lol which worked because i cummed.
I fucked a civvie once that was so ugly I had to shut my eyes and pretend I was bumming my dad just so I could cum.

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I fucked a civvie once that was so ugly I had to shut my eyes and pretend I was bumming my dad just so I could cum.

Cool story bro what happened in chapter 8?
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Offline Torqy

Cool story bro what happened in chapter 8?

I’ll give up trying to be funny  :rolleyes:

Good luck next time haz_2 :thumbsup:

Offline Blackviper_85

This is the reason why I prefer fbsm punts over fs punts with escorts. If you pay for an affordable punt with a Romanian you get a shit service and if you punt with a English escort you get a great service majority of the time but pay almost double of what these Romanians are charging.

I have been to many Chinese massage shops in the past and majority of my experiences with them have been more pleasant in comparison to fs punts with Romanians and this why I prefer fbsm punts. I would be tempted to book an English escort but paying £200 an hour is way above my budget or majority of what other punters can afford. 
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I fucked a civvie once that was so ugly I had to shut my eyes and pretend I was bumming my dad just so I could cum.

Why what happened… Did you forget to go to specsavers  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I’ll give up trying to be funny  :rolleyes:

Good luck next time haz_2 :thumbsup:

Ahaha no comeback? You might aswell go bum your dad
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Ahaha no comeback? You might aswell go bum your dad

If you want my cum back, then go scrape it off your mother’s teeth :hi:

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If you want my cum back, then go scrape it off your mother’s teeth :hi:

What are you 5 years old? Grow up & tell your mom I'll be home late tonight ahahha
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