Lovely Oriental Massage - Orpington, Kent

[gary69]

i went yesterday to this fairly new place just of orpington high st 07756239391 free parking at tesco's for 2 hours nice flat very clean sorted out the paperwork £45 for the hour Chinese girl about 45 starts the massage with her belly in my head then did the finger around the pussy bit and no reaction so carried on so she said what you want and i said full sex so she said £100 so we settled on btb for £50 so i started to massage her  put 1 finger in her pussy and she put her hands towards my hands i was thinking she was going to pull my hand out but started playing with her clit after about 10 minutes she started making horse like sounds and arching her back as she was coming so after this i went down on her till me old jaw started aching then more horse like noises and then its my turn started giving me an oily wank for about 2 minutes cleaned up then a massage for the remaining time left paid the extra £50 then had a nice shower then  left she only works there on thursdays all in all a good punt 

[gary69]

mods can you put this in the review section please

[Goldfinch]

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[advent2016]

Thanks for the effort, content is the most important and you have the necessary information. Mr Finch has added the URL.

Hard to read.
No Capitals, full stops or paragraphs.

Next time use one of the popular review formats.

Mine looks like this - plagiarised from others.
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When: Month and Year  <2020-July>

Comms: <Phone, text, email - was it easy>

Location: <parking, area. would I leave my car here at night, did I feel safe>

Services: <Pre-agreed services>

Price: <Agreed price>

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Nationality: <e.g. British>

The Essay: <Include differences to agreed services and price, up to you if you describe carpet>

Would I return: Yes/ No and reason <No, lots of dog hair>

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[xxxdavidxxx]

Thanks for the great review Gary I’m tempted
Cheers

[Sweettunes]

Sounds like you may of fingered sea biscuit... but good review thanks 

[massageseeker1977]

Is this a new place?

Review a bit short so curious if there is any other feedback or comments

[gary69]

yes about a year mate .

[gary69]

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  you will have to phone first as the apartment number is wrong on the website .

[gary69]

Thanks for the great review Gary I’m tempted
Cheers

there are new girls everyday on a rotation basis so i would go on a thursday .

[Lab_Dex]

£95 to get tugged off by a 45yo bird..

[CockMonster]

£95 to get tugged off by a 45yo bird..

my thoughts exactly = never been a fan of massage services for punting. Sometimes if the massage is good then it's worth it, but I find this is less than 5% of the time, and might as well see a decent non-wg for this. Sounds like experience was dodgy and overpriced.

[King_Dong]

Agree with the above. For £95 you could easily get yourself a professional massage and a 15-30 minute full service punt.

[hemscorp]

Any good Chinese massage centres in Orpington. Which day is the best day to go and any suggestions about the ladies

[Budgiesmuggler]

better in beckenham or bromley if you are prepared to travel a tad.
Ruby Spa in bromley normally delivers and theres the thai trio in beckenham (Yaya, Mai and Ranticha) who I think are good value for money....but just my humble opinion..

[hemscorp]

Thanks mate, was looking for a chinese punt. Any references about Tina, chinese masseuse in Orpington welling and eltham. Does she offer FS.

[Stevelondon]

Agree with the above. For £95 you could easily get yourself a professional massage and a 15-30 minute full service punt.

I’ve never understood the need to compare in this way.
There are punters out there willing to fork out cash for a 15 minute shag. Cos that’s what they like.

There are punters out there willing to fork out cash for a massage with extras.

For me it’s a simple case of enjoying a variety of things nowadays (from time to time anyway)
To someone else all that matters is getting a couple of fucks in….     Cos that’s the important thing to them.

We are all different.

It’s called enjoying (hopefully) what your paying for.

[Budgiesmuggler]

Thanks mate, was looking for a chinese punt. Any references about Tina, chinese masseuse in Orpington welling and eltham. Does she offer FS.

ruby spa in bromley is a chinese punt.

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standard
£50 1 hr massage
£20 HE
£30 Topless HE
£40 B2b

Lulu is my fav.....