The lady: Laila from Lush Escorts
Link:
External Link/Members OnlyWhen: May 2022
Type of meet: 1 hour outcall
Price: £120
Having had a reasonable meet with a different girl from Lush (review posted), I thought I might take a chance on someone who hadn't been reviewed much at the time, except for one positive.
Comms: Dealing with Lush I'm not a huge fan of speaking to a man to organise things, but it was ok and businesslike.
The meet: Laila arrived reasonably on time. The second she was through the door she moaned she was cold, despite my having turned the heating on and set it to 22 degrees an hour before she came on account of not being an arsehole. She moaned that I wouldn't let her smoke inside. She moaned about how she was working all the time 7 days a week. There was a lot of moaning throughout the meet, and none of it was the good kind.
Her pictures are filtered within an inch of their life. She doesn't look anywhere near as fresh-faced as the pictures suggest. I mean she looks perfectly attractive, but not what I thought I was getting at all.
She mumbled something and I didn't understand and asked her to repeat, and she mimed taking coke. No, I don't, love. She asked whether I could give her a credit card to cut it up. Absolutely not a fucking chance, so I found something else. Really not a big fan of someone taking coke in front of me. I mean at least do it in the car beforehand or something ffs. It's only an hour you've got to cope without it for.
Anyway, we finally got going, but not before she insisted that the main light be turned off. I really, really, really hate that. But by this point, she's doing absolutely nothing for me at all. I don't even want OWO from her after hearing how she's just working all the time and she's just taken a line of coke in front of me. So we pop a rubber on and I can just about get hard. I didn't even want to fuck her, so I ended up just wanking myself off. Then she took some more coke and left.
She does have massive natural tits, to be fair, and she's short if you like that. But that was the only good thing about the meet. It's a shame because she is actually perfectly pleasant, but my God I couldn't wait for her to leave. It just all felt stressful and like I couldn't count on her sanity after the coke business.
Unfortunately, the recent thread of negative reviews weren't up when I was researching her, otherwise I wouldn't have gone ahead with it!
I was wondering whether to go with neutral on account of I think if I'd been up for it, she'd have given a perfectly serviceable time, but on reflection, no. Handing over £120 for an experience like that just isn't on. I can get three times the service elsewhere for less than 20 quid more.
Anyway. Chalk that one up to experience, I guess. And I'll steer clear from anyone who says they're a "Party Girl" because that really does just seem to be a euphemism for "addicted to coke" these days.
