Author Topic: Malta Escort websites question  (Read 3455 times)

Offline CockMonster

Hi all I've been invited to a stag do in malta and if I go will by my first time abroad since covid.  Massive thanks for wombat for his forums on malta massage parlours but I have a specific question about the following websites.

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A quick google shows a few escort sites with girls with whatsapp numbers that so far pan out.  My question is 'what am i not seeing here?'.  Do they seem legit to you? Anyone with better experience or a keener eye able to tell me what i am missing?  The same girls seem to advertise across the sites , or is it one lazy sergei?

Image seaeches and initial whatsapp messages check out ok.


Basicaally the OH is giving me stick for even considering going, and I've been to Malta before so not really keen to go unless there is some decent prospect of WG action. 

Any and all opinions and info would be welcome  :drinks:

Offline Convince Me

Only found one lady on AW.

I found this site had a good search facility including reviews.
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This one has a few reviews External Link/Members Only

& because I've not had an Argy this one may get it External Link/Members Only

I'm visiting in yhe next few days. Logisticsly its going to be difficult getting away from the family & finding a escort available but I'll give it a try. Massage parlours are not my scene.

Offline CockMonster

I wouldn't bother mate; place is a-fucking-trocious.  I'll do a fuller report soon but the headlines are

90% of the girls on the few websites there are, including the ones i listed and you listed, are all pimped by one miserable sack of shit.  If you have to whatsapp only that's a sure sign, and the girls either never turn up, look nothing like the pics, or are just pure B&S.

The pimped girls ; which is like 90% of all the ones on the sites above ; were impossible to make appointments with after Sergei or his maltese cousin twigged my phone number and pegged me as a timewaster after i tried to book more than one girl out call after the first was over 3 hours late only to message "sorry i deleted your message by accident, send me location again and i'll be there in one hour"  :dash:

I used my workphone to circumvent sergei and arrange some incalls but the pimped ones were never there or answering the door when i arrived.  The few times they did they were B&S.

I did manage to find a couple of independents with one beautiful Russian looking thin and amazing in the pics but MY GOD SHE WAS FAT.  It was her for sure but a long time ago and lots of photoshop ago.

One Maltese independent I found, Alicia i think was her name, had cracking pics but were literally from 20 years ago. she was 50+ instead of the 28 described.

Most importantly the pricing.  Forget what all the websites say they are lying.  lowest rate is 200 euros an hour incall, and higher was common at 250/300. 250 outcall was minimum possible. OWO CIM Kissing were all 50 euros extra EACH when they were available.

Without a UKP to keep things good over there, it really is the wild west. Fucking expensive and shit.

My only advice is to jump on tinder and bumble mate.  I managed to bag a couple of young Colombians who loved a good spanking and fucking for the price of a hamburger meal beforehand.  Not sure if that's possible with missus there but definitely the best option i found.
« Last Edit: May 27, 2022, 01:57:44 pm by CockMonster »

Offline Convince Me

Thanks for the advice, really appreciate it. The missus was  stuck to me like a leech. Couldn't even leave tbe hotel to watch the CL final & she loathes football. Backhoe, planning a trip to NY where I will get some time alone.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2022, 02:12:56 pm by Convince Me »