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External Link/Members OnlyPrice: 200 for 1h
Services:
OWO, RO, Sex (protected).
DFK agreed but NOT received.
Location:
A bit of a dodgy area IMO. Parking was free on the street directly outside.
I was confronted by a random bloke at the door to the block, saying he was neighbourhood watch. He asked me what I was doing there and that he had never seen me before. He was pretty confrontational but turns out he was just a local crazy.
Ive since noticed that when her 'available today' light is on, her location shows as Hillingdon. But when the light is off, it reverts to West Sussex or elsewhere.
Kaira:
Age I would say is 30 , but im shit at guessing.
Yorkshire lass. I did not find her pretty but I find that someone's expression dictates this quite a lot and she seemed very depressed and disinterested. Hardly any smiles or interest throughout the punt.
She might be the girl from the photos, but they are most likely old. She is possibly a bit wider in the hips and more saggy in the tits than some of the photos would lead to believe. I would say a B cup. Body wise overall, she is in pretty good shape but not as toned as in the photos. There is little body fat but equally she's also probably not a gym type. 4 or 5 tattoos. Smooth and soft skin, pretty much blemish free.
Services:
Kaira answered the door in a dressing gown. Matching bra and knickers underneath. No smile, just a mumble of hello and "follow me". She led me straight to the bedroom. Very very heavy ciggy smoke in the flat. All the doors in the flat were closed and I definitely got the feeling we were not alone.
No shower offered but I had just had one at home. Bedroom was just about fit for purpose, peeling wall paper, pretty dark, with only 1 candle and a dim light. Bloody squeaky bed.
There was a photo of a little kid next to the candle, it felt almost like a shrine. WTF. I thought that was pretty fucking strange but tried to block it out.
There was also a cat. Kaira got up at one point to tell it to "stop being weird". I did wonder if she was high at one point but decided that she just really fucking hates her job/life. She did mention that she had been on holiday and reticently decided to work today.
In my initial message I had I requested some very vanilla GFE, slow, sensual, DFK, OWO. I very naively handed over the cash without confirming the requested services. She later said something which implied she had not read the email and basically called me weird.
She quickly got naked, got on the bed and motioned for me to do the same. Not as slow as I had wanted to start with, but I guess I hadn't spelled it out in enough detail. I asked if I could kiss her and she said yes. She kept her mouth shut the entire time. It was very awkward. I asked if using tongues was ok and she said yes, but the as the kissing continued in the same closed mouth way, I gave up.
RO:. She was very clean, soft and fragrance free. Not much feedback but my skills are rusty to the say least. I asked if it/she was a ok a couple of times throughout and I got the impression she thought that was very odd, if not annoying. Feeling awkward again, I sat up and she quickly rolled a condom on me. I took her in mish and that was the highlight for me. I didnt last long and came in the dom.
I lay next to her. Conversation was like pulling teeth. Awkward silence ensued for a few minutes before eventually she blurted out "shall we go again? This is TOO weird".
She volunteered OWO. She faced away from me, blocking my view with her head. I felt a wet sensation on my dick and honestly I had to look round her to see if it was even actually in her mouth. Worst BJ of my life. That lasted about a minute or 2 before she put on a condom and got on top. It was pretty mechanical and monotonous, so after a couple of minutes, I grabbed her hips and turned up the pace from below. She seemed to respond well and seemed to cum. I have no idea if she really did but if it was great acting, it felt very incongruous. She kept her head turned away from me as much as possible. Definitely not gfe. Maybe she did cum or maybe she was keen for me to fuck off. Who knows. There was another couple of comments involving the word "weird" but I cannot recall what.
She got off me and started to tug me off. I was starting to feel that this was indeed just too weird and so after a minute I just told her to forget it. She didn't say anything else after this. She put her bra, knickers and dressing gown back on. I got dressed and left.
A really shit first punt (before i joined UKP) but lessons learned.
Topic: English Kaira - Hillingdon (Read 2003 times)