Sky - Lush Escorts - Birmingham

[covidiot]

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Girl: 40s and looks like been round the block.

Location/Cost : Birmingham, 60.

Date : Last month

So after another long sabbatical I booked Sasha as reviews were so great. She cancelled and the agency offered Sky.

Having the horn I said OK. Went to city centre location, rang and got given flat number. Buzzed in no probs, town is so easy as always people moving about. Went up and met with what looked and sounded like an old ex crack head. Thought fuck it.

What followed was an OK bj cim which was dispensed in the sink. Then a little chat followed by bj, cow girl and finish. It was all very mechanical and I did not feel we had any sort of connection fake or not. And her hair or body did not smell good.

She was pleasant enough and I gave my thanks and left. However the smell of fags and stale pussy lingered as I only washed my togger in the sink.

Back in the car I fastidiously applied sanitiser everywhere...... even the unlucky tagger.

That was so bad I then booked another lush girl who has left now. Would have actually been TOFTT but she was there for only one day and I forgot her name. She was mixed Ethiopian. Hot as fuck but a shit a shag as I have ever had.

Think I may be on an unlucky streak lads, always happens in 3s for me. Not sure what to do now as I am quite a tight fisted sod as well.

Why negative, well I did not really enjoy the experience even tho as always I try and just make the best of it.

[Jimmy The Gent]

'Not sure what to do now as I am quite a tight fisted sod as well'

If the girl you booked cancels, just go home and have a wank. Unless you've properly researched a plan B, it usually won't go well. If Lush are offering you a replacement, it'll be someone who isn't very busy, and there's generally a reason for that.

Sasha is worth persevering with, but she's hard to book and I've had a cancellation off her before.

[Brumish]

I put some hand sanitizer once...don't half fucking sting especially after getting a mauling from OWO...

[chadpitt]

'Not sure what to do now as I am quite a tight fisted sod as well'

If the girl you booked cancels, just go home and have a wank. Unless you've properly researched a plan B, it usually won't go well. If Lush are offering you a replacement, it'll be someone who isn't very busy, and there's generally a reason for that.

This

[covidiot]

I know you are all correct, power of the horn I suppose.

[chadpitt]

I know you are all correct, power of the horn I suppose.

It happens and walking away only comes with experience.