External Link/Members OnlyI wanted to see Helena for quite a while now, she mildly reminds me of a coworker.
I got a bit of ghosting (red flag that was missed), but she was changing her location to Birmingham (or something like that), so i thought she would be on tour.
Meeting scheduled without trouble for mid March 2022 through text.
Location: nice apartment central London (sorry - i dont remember the location). Single room, on the small side.
When she opened the door, i realised she was not the girl the picture
(another red flag).
I thought, ok, lets give it a try as she was good looking, typical Easter European girl with nice boobs and toned body. The request for a secretary outfit was ignored (red flag) but at least she was wearing stockings (the crappy kind where she had to adjust them every 5 seconds).
Started the action with a poor attempt to dance, got undressed and started OW (wasn’t offered OWO). It was poor, no attention to balls, no eye contact.
Continued on cow girls, no passion, no rhythm.
She asked to change position, we tried doggy and then the smell hit me. AWFUL. I pushed myself to finish ASAP, we stayed in bed afterwards in total awkward silence and i left.
TLDR: B&S, not good, smelly stuff.
Would i return ? Short answer: no.
Long answer: once i find the gut to walk if it’s another B&S, i’ll probably go again as i *really* would like to see if the girl in the picture is real.
