Biggest turn-offs TOO a WG

[FineWine69]

What do they hate the most? The reason I ask is I always try to be the best I can be for any booking just to ensure I get a good service, obviously I'm not a greek god but I try to avoid giving them any excuse to skip out on something they offer due to "discretion".

So what is the biggest turn off that will get you a crap/mediocre service and do you look after yourself?

[Nagilum]

Just make sure you take care of personal hygiene and don't walk in smelling of a strong curry and beer, that way you will probably get a better service.

WG's do not care what you look like so I wouldn't worry about your Godly status 

[fastnet]

Just turn up on time, squeaky clean, correct money and show some respect.
That will get you the best service she is going to give.

[contentguy]

Poor comms, misuse of caps and using a phonetically similar word rather than the correct one.

[daviemac]

Not sure how a punter can answer that, I'm sure different things will turn different SP's off just the same as different things about an SP will turn different punters off.   

[MissWolf]

This is a punters site, there are literally a handful of wg's on here who post, me being one of them.

But even I can tell you this is not the site to ask this question to and not the audience either, if you really want some help in answering this question and you actually want the opinions of WGs, cos let's face it that's who you need to ask then bobble on over to another site 

[FineWine69]

Not sure how a punter can answer that, I'm sure different things will turn different SP's off just the same as different things about an SP will turn different punters off.   

Well reading around there are tons of people here with decades more experience than me so I assumed some would know, I'm not completely green but I'm only about two dozen punts in and still not really sure I understand the game to be honest.

[daviemac]

OP, do they not mention on their profiles what they don't like? or are you expecting punters to come on and admit they were refused OWO because they had a cheesy cock.   

Well reading around there are tons of people here with decades more experience than me so I assumed some would know, I'm not completely green but I'm only about two dozen punts in and still not really sure I understand the game to be honest.

We aren't mind readers, how do we know what an escort thinks?  You need to ask them.

[Lou2019]

and it’s *to not too 

[contentguy]

and it’s *to not too 

That was my point above, no problem with a bit of a typo, but capitalising it 

[Lou2019]

That was my point above, no problem with a bit of a typo, but capitalising it 

Sorry I missed your post, I was TWO busy being pedantic myself 

[daviemac]

I know that 2 Clint Eastwood films turn every one of them on if that's any help.

[Lou2019]

To the OP it really is simple

Arrive on time
Be polite/pleasant/friendly
Clean
Pay
Enjoy
Leave

Happy to expand on the above OP!

 

[Lou2019]

I know that 2 Clint Eastwood films turn every one of them on if that's any help.

Puzzled ?

[FineWine69]

Ok, thanks.

[daviemac]

Puzzled ?

A Fist Full of Dollars & A Few Dollars More. Watched whilst listening to ABBA.   

[lamboman]

I always turn up well presented and have a shower on arrival if available which strangely it sometimes isn't.
It doesn't always work but if you're gaupo like me you get a better service.

[Punterperson1971]

To the OP it really is simple

Arrive on time
Be polite/pleasant/friendly
Clean
Pay
Enjoy
Leave

Happy to expand on the above OP!

 

^^This ^^
Especially the one after arrive on time
I’m extremely polite and very respectful as they are giving me a service I’m after and it does help to behave like this as the service is generally better

[Lou2019]

A Fist Full of Dollars & A Few Dollars More. Watched whilst listening to ABBA.   

duh of course  I had Every Which Way But Loose in my head 

[Lou2019]

I always turn up well presented and have a shower on arrival if available which strangely it sometimes isn't.
It doesn't always work but if you're gaupo like me you get a better service.

gaupo  is that your personal opinion as obviously that’s subjective 

[Lou2019]

^^This ^^
Especially the one after arrive on time
I’m extremely polite and very respectful as they are giving me a service I’m after and it does help to behave like this as the service is generally better

It’s all really obvious isn’t it, it’s like with any service provider,  be an arse to them and expect to get treated like one back. If you treat service providers in hospitality badly you can expect your food to be spat in lol!

[signy]

Go and read the SAAFE threads on "what clients do to annoy" and " how not to book an escort" (the latter runs to over 1000+ pages and the former to 250+!), and you will learn all you need to know on the subject and more (many of the posts are also very funny/disturbing/unbelievable).

[Lou2019]

Go and read the SAAFE threads on "what clients do to annoy" and " how not to book an escort" (the latter runs to over 1000+ pages and the former to 250+!), and you will learn all you need to know on the subject and more (many of the posts are also very funny/disturbing/unbelievable).

Probably best you don’t promote SAAFE eh 

[Stevelondon]

Turn up to the punt forgetting to bring any money.

SP's always love that.
Laugh, they split their sides laughing sometimes 

Sigh.

[Mkhelen]

Knob cheese
Dirty Fingernails
Coldsores
Expecting OWO but ain't been tested In 25 years soap don't kill gonorrhea
Shouting your work name in the corridor to your neighbours
Trying to pay 2009 rates not 2022

[lamboman]

gaupo  is that your personal opinion as obviously that’s subjective 

Indeed it's subjective but it's what I'm nearly always told,if you don't like FAF Welshmen that's entirely your choice.

[Lou2019]

Indeed it's subjective but it's what I'm nearly always told,if you don't like FAF Welshmen that's entirely your choice.

Oh days you are funny, I think you are deluded! 
We don’t care what you look like as long as you follow the criteria I mentioned above.

[Lou2019]

Oh days you are funny, I think you are deluded! 
We don’t care what you look like as long as you follow the criteria I mentioned above.

*oh my days

[Thephoenix]

Knob cheese
Dirty Fingernails
Coldsores
Expecting OWO but ain't been tested In 25 years soap don't kill gonorrhea
Shouting your work name in the corridor to your neighbours
Trying to pay 2009 rates not 2022

That's me fucked then!

[stampjones]

duh of course  I had Every Which Way But Loose in my head 

Nah thats what punters want 
Actually that was the one in my head too

[bops909]

What do they hate the most? The reason I ask is I always try to be the best I can be for any booking just to ensure I get a good service, obviously I'm not a greek god but I try to avoid giving them any excuse to skip out on something they offer due to "discretion".

So what is the biggest turn off that will get you a crap/mediocre service and do you look after yourself?

If you don't fancy SAAFE get over to Twitter where plenty of WGs have anon accounts where they vent about clients who have annoyed them.

Stunner Curves has an account where she shares about the annoyances she encounters

External Link/Members Only

External Link/Members Only

A lot of the annoyance is the comms before the meeting (or most often a lot of comms and no meeting)

Apart from the things already mentioned a few other things that have been commented on are

when in a hotel using all the towels

asking the WG about their worst experiences

haggling

being late or a no-show

poor hygiene

"stealthing"

and generally being a dick in various ways

[spiralnotebook]

Anyone not spunking within 5 minutes 

[Stevelondon]

That's me fucked then!

Isn’t that the whole idea 

[contentguy]

Sorry I missed your post, I was TWO busy being pedantic myself 

And now someone's gone and changed the subject (though left the CAPS)   

[GingerNuts]

And now someone's gone and changed the subject (though left the CAPS)   

As you were

[contentguy]

As you were

 

[Lou2019]

Sorry I missed your post, I was TWO busy being pedantic myself 

Very funny Davie  I thought I was going mad 

[daviemac]

Very funny Davie  I thought I was going mad 

Couldn't resist.   

[contentguy]

Couldn't resist.   

All SPs will like those films, The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.

I'll get my coat 

[LLPunting]

A Fist Full of Dollars & A Few Dollars More. Watched whilst listening to ABBA.   

I find Firefox also pretty ineffective with the ladies.
Clint vocalising Russian badly to try and think it...  Bit like trying to avoid cumming too early.

[LLPunting]

I always turn up well presented and have a shower on arrival if available which strangely it sometimes isn't.
It doesn't always work but if you're gaupo like me you get a better service.

If a girl you thought was a Latina specifically called you "gaupo" then she's either one of two Canadians, not a Spanish speaker or actually using some undocumented vernacular that likely wasn't complimentary.

"Guapo" on the other hand would be great to hear from a (good looking) Latina you were into, rather than a relative you're not legally allowed to have sex with, whatever her generation.

[willie loman]

can it not be in the rules, that people who post pictures intending to repulse are given an instant lifetime ban?

[versace]

Being respectful and good hygiene are top on the list.

[king tarzan]

They have told me bad hygiene is the biggest turn off
( Not mine.. they get overpowered by the korous!!)

[MissWolf]

They have told me bad hygiene is the biggest turn off
( Not mine.. they get overpowered by the korous!!)

I heard it was your Halitosis 

[hendrix]

All the obvious things mentioned. The perfect punter though, puts the money through the letterbox and fucks off 

[Lou2019]

I heard it was your Halitosis 

I’ve heard that too 

[king tarzan]

I heard it was your Halitosis 

Yes I know.. that's the reason I get lots of dfk..