Author Topic: Lunna - Diva - Earl’s Court  (Read 2462 times)

Offline pantywetter

Saw Lunna from Diva last week

Normally all of my reviews start with Divas excellent comms.  However, they seem a little off the ball lately. 

They aren’t responding to my punting phone despite me being a reliable regular, and comms on this booking caused a big problem as I’ll explain.

So let me share the timeline and comms.  Booking was for 1pm.  At 12.30 i text them to say travel would be tight and I would get there at 1.15.  I didn’t hear back so chased them again at 12.50 to ensure the booking would go ahead and I wouldn’t be cut short on time.  I still didn’t hear back. 

Arrived at the apartment opposite Earl’s Court station at 1.15.  Nice enough place.

Lunna is very very slim and tall and has those inflated lips.  Ukrainian girl with good English.  I didn’t massively fancy her in the first instance but she seemed friendly enough.

After a shower, we got down to business and things picked up a little bit.  She was quite keen to please and good fun.  Nice pussy, nice OWO and took a pounding.  Very relaxed style and I was beginning to enjoy the experience. 

Her DFK was more LFK though I think because of the ridiculous over inflated lips.  It was a neutral at this point.

After 25 mins I cum which is a bit early for me.  After some chat I say I’ll have a quick shower and come back, and she says “it’s ok you can get dressed because you came here late”

I made it clear I wasn’t happy with a 30 minute 1 round punt for £300 but sulked off to the shower

When I came back dressed, I think she realised she was in the wrong and started talking about reviews and even grudgingly offered me to stay for a little longer.  By that time though I was already dressed and the moment had passed.

For £300+ to not get your full time due to conveyor belt is unacceptable IMO. 

Someone else complained about the same on Diva reviews I noticed afterwards

Negative/neutral at best

Cost £300
Looks - 7/10
Performance - 6/10
Would I return - No
« Last Edit: November 06, 2021, 06:04:10 am by vspanties »


Offline Closetoyou

Yup same happened to me, they never gave me address on time once so I got late for a booking but they never told the girl new start time and the girl clock watched from old start time. Not gone punting since. Put me off.

Offline golden bull

Same here. I noticed the comms have been ropey of late. They keep pushing this telegram thing but I use text and it seems they can’t get it through their thick heads some punters use a burner phone for punting which is not a smart phone but a cheap piece of shit.

Offline bonapati

I agree, Diva have been slacking on comms and responding lately. I think they have some rookies on the desk. The previous receptionists might have moved on seeing that SPs are earning more. 3 or my last 4 booking have been slow to get details.

30 minutes for £300? Negative all day for time shortening.
« Last Edit: November 06, 2021, 08:30:19 am by bonapati »

Offline BanksRobin

Maybe guys should switch agencies if they are unreliable. All these pimps know they have jacked the prices up and are reliant on people like us to accept it and they believe we will accept it because we are all weak minded and led by our cock :-)

Totally take GB's point about a basic burner phone for punting with no smart phone features. All very well if they want to use telegram but it is poor business sense to think they can just get everyone onto telegram and not give the text service the same level of service.

I didn't use them last time and I won't in the future unless normal service levels are restored (and ideally rates returned to a more acceptable level)

Offline prelude141

Honestly for the price they charge they should even have the pimp welcoming you and giving you a BJ before you start session with the girl.

I stopped with London agencies. Who do they think they are ?

Offline pantywetter

I did something very rare for me and revisited a negative recently.

I gave Lunna a bad review above, but as there was a mixup with the original booking outside of her control, I had wondered a few times whether to give her a second chance. 

Pleased to report I had a very nice time complete with two rounds.  She worked hard to please.

This adds to quite a few positives reported now so might be worth a go.

Damage £300


Offline king tarzan

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Years back for £200+  there were stunners..
Nowadays the odd one turns up...
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Years back for £200+  there were stunners..
Nowadays the odd one turns up...
Years back the british pound hadn't been inflated as badly as it has in the last couple pf years.

Anyway... Thanks OP for the second story, glad you gave her a second chance and that you've had a good time

Offline pbrown355

Shouldn't the OP do another review since the story and rating was different.

Offline pantywetter

Shouldn't the OP do another review since the story and rating was different.

It was inside 6 months so think the convention is to update the review.