Author Topic: Elite English Jess - Fleet  (Read 5542 times)


5 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5635462) (1 positive, 1 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline tig75

So been trying to see jess for a while, had previously made contact but times didnt work out so had to wait. This week i saw she was working sunday so i got in contact and made a booking, all over the phone with no issues. This was earlier in week, was told to confirm on saturday and she would send address details. I text in the morning on saturday, then saturday evening and finally sunday morning. I wasnt rude just asked for details and pointed out my approx traveling time. All radio silence, a previous review had stated similar im luckier that i didnt get to the address.

I'm just hoping plan B is good, i will drop a review later to let you know!

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Offline GoldenB

I wouldn’t be too downhearted; having seen her a while ago it was a totally forgettable experience so hopefully your Plan B works out well !!

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I wouldn’t be too downhearted; having seen her a while ago it was a totally forgettable experience so hopefully your Plan B works out well !!

Looks older than stated 27 with a horsey face
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
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Thanks for the review, she was on my hot list but her "Services" tab put me off.
GFE £150, PSE £190, Dom & Humiliation £190.

But the services in the lists aren't mutually exclusive, and if I want to "mix and match" GFE with a service from the "Dom" section, is that £150 or £190.  I suspect I know the answer and what about those "likes" that aren't in any of the lists.

Not for me, pricing is too complicated.  And from reviews on here, there's a 50% chance of her no showing.

Offline Yellowman1

She gave me radio silence last week. Agreed a time then nothing

Offline rk_1985

Thanks for the review. Had considered her once but she didn’t text back. Hard earnt better spent elsewhere!

Offline Sweetmature

Thanks Tig, Golden and Yellowman, that’s her right off my hotlist.

Offline Bornslippy

Looks older than stated 27 with a horsey face
And clearly not a very good ride!

Offline tig75

So i'm now going to get judged..... there is a part 2! So as i say i found a plan B but that had been made last min while frustrated and horny, so from previous experience a very bad combination for me when picking a lady. So i was in the fleet area doing some other stuff, still annoyed by jess and not 100% on my new option when she text me at 11:40, "so sorry i have only just got here" and "can you do later". Now my stupid brain kicked in again, so i replied asking what time, after another 15 mins she replied "i can do from 1?". so as i hadnt finished my business and it was only an hours wait, and as plan B wasnt feeling right i agreed. So i finished my business about 12:30 and text asking for postcode assuming after 1 meant at 1. Nothing. So i went and grab a bit of shopping from a super market. And waited assuming she was seeing another punter at 12 for an hour. Long and short of it i waited until 2:15 before giving up for a second time on the lady. Now at this point im stupid, but the story isnt over!

At this point im pissed off to say the least as this has caused me alot of hassle. So when i got home im just going back on aw on my phone, to find her profile still up but she has been on and turn her available today off and updated to say working tuesday. So i decide to see if i can get an explanation and test her customer service skills in general. So text her asking if i can do tuesday instead, about 30 mins later she replies this is now around 4:30, so i reply asking for an explanation for her actions. she replies " i'm so sorry an emergency came up would you like to rebook for tomorrow and i'll give you a discount".  :dash: So she is suddenly working monday!?! so i agree but tell her to confirm with me by 1 for a 4:30 meet. she replies "perfect all booked in and we'll definitely be there" and then she sends me 2 more messages "will confirm" and "will explain what happened today when i see you tomorrow again my apologises" ...... So today, am i happy fore filled punter or, a reviewer who heard nothing and figured she is either someone who gets off on standing guys up or some who's life is in complete chaos. Option two!!!!! i havent heard a thing, and yes i sent her a prompt message or two!

she goes down as my second worse punt for customer service, worst was this little charmer https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=298437.0

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So i'm now going to get judged..... there is a part 2! So as i say i found a plan B but that had been made last min while frustrated and horny, so from previous experience a very bad combination for me when picking a lady. So i was in the fleet area doing some other stuff, still annoyed by jess and not 100% on my new option when she text me at 11:40, "so sorry i have only just got here" and "can you do later". Now my stupid brain kicked in again, so i replied asking what time, after another 15 mins she replied "i can do from 1?". so as i hadnt finished my business and it was only an hours wait, and as plan B wasnt feeling right i agreed. So i finished my business about 12:30 and text asking for postcode assuming after 1 meant at 1. Nothing. So i went and grab a bit of shopping from a super market. And waited assuming she was seeing another punter at 12 for an hour. Long and short of it i waited until 2:15 before giving up for a second time on the lady. Now at this point im stupid, but the story isnt over!

At this point im pissed off to say the least as this has caused me alot of hassle. So when i got home im just going back on aw on my phone, to find her profile still up but she has been on and turn her available today off and updated to say working tuesday. So i decide to see if i can get an explanation and test her customer service skills in general. So text her asking if i can do tuesday instead, about 30 mins later she replies this is now around 4:30, so i reply asking for an explanation for her actions. she replies " i'm so sorry an emergency came up would you like to rebook for tomorrow and i'll give you a discount".  :dash: So she is suddenly working monday!?! so i agree but tell her to confirm with me by 1 for a 4:30 meet. she replies "perfect all booked in and we'll definitely be there" and then she sends me 2 more messages "will confirm" and "will explain what happened today when i see you tomorrow again my apologises" ...... So today, am i happy fore filled punter or, a reviewer who heard nothing and figured she is either someone who gets off on standing guys up or some who's life is in complete chaos. Option two!!!!! i havent heard a thing, and yes i sent her a prompt message or two!

she goes down as my second worse punt for customer service, worst was this little charmer https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=298437.0

Who are you talking about?  You suggest it’s not Jess as you were pursuing Plan B but don’t say who she is.  Then you post a link to someone else.

Confusing or what!  :crazy:
« Last Edit: May 24, 2021, 09:33:55 pm by contentguy »

Offline tig75

Sorry no I cancelled plan B. And the link is to worst punt I had.

Offline webpunter

See the profile & notice she's in Fleet, to be moving to Guildford
Which will be convenient
Then its check on here
HL was very very briefly +1
UKP at its finest  :thumbsup:
Plenty more fish ....

Offline Funseeker101

It seems she has a few previous usernames with similar feedback search 'duchess of devon' on here

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It seems she has a few previous usernames with similar feedback search 'duchess of devon' on here

Her previous profile was External Link/Members Only
As you say, she's had quite a few names and there's quite a bit of feedback on here.

Researched as I was tempted, I have an opportunity to get out and there's so few options.  But "Jess" isn't one of them.

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Im looking at her now as I hope to be near there this week. What a shame shes received such poor reviews. Had it not been for UKP I would have probably made the booked this lass.  :thumbsdown:

 Curently are  -  1 positive, 1 neutral and 2 negatives. Shes also had other profiles


Her previous profile was External Link/Members Only     1 positive, 2 neutral and 4 negatives   
« Last Edit: March 24, 2022, 12:55:49 pm by MrMatrix »

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Im looking at her now as I hope to be near there this week. What a shame shes received such poor reviews. Had it not been for UKP I would have probably made the booked this lass.  :thumbsdown:

 Curently are  -  1 positive, 1 neutral and 2 negatives. Shes also had other profiles


Her previous profile was External Link/Members Only     1 positive, 2 neutral and 4 negatives

It's a shame, she looks great and has an interesting range of services.
I've nearly called her a couple of times recently, but given my recent experience with "English.Bombshell" I'm sticking to following the wisdom on here.

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Im looking at her now as I hope to be near there this week. What a shame shes received such poor reviews. Had it not been for UKP I would have probably made the booked this lass.  :thumbsdown:

 Curently are  -  1 positive, 1 neutral and 2 negatives. Shes also had other profiles


Her previous profile was External Link/Members Only     1 positive, 2 neutral and 4 negatives
Her profile has disappeared. Perhaps someone has given her the heads up as to whats eing said here :hi:

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Her profile has disappeared. Perhaps someone has given her the heads up as to whats eing said here :hi:

Previous profile is gone, but current one is still…. current

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