Happened on Friday 1st April at Authentic Thai Massage in Parkstone.
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External Link/Members Only Living a two-minute walk from Ashley Road in Parkstone, I had hoped to see Jasmine at Breeze Thai Spa on Ashley Road, but she wasn’t working on the day. So, I walked down to Authentic Thai.
On entry, I wasn’t blown away by the lady behind the counter. I’d say she was in her 40s. Her appearance was average, but she looked quite naughty ish, so I took the plunge as I really needed a massage, to ease my back from too much golf!
I asked the price for a firm massage and was quoted £40 for an hour, so I accepted.
I haven’t visited Authentic Thai for several years and forgot how small the room was! I stripped and lay on the bed. The masseuse, who said her name was Jenny, returned to the room and started the massage. It started ok with kneeling and walking on my back. Then it went downhill. For me, the massage technique was not great, particularly when compared to others in the area. And only baby oil was used!
When she was massing my legs, she did a lot of CC swipes and a bit of ball tickling. Then after approximately 35-minutes, she asked if I wanted extras. I was quoted £20 for HR and £60 for naked! I asked if naked meant B2B and she said yes, so I agreed to that. She asked for the money because she didn’t know me, so I had to get up and pay her.
She stripped and sat on the bed and started with HR. She did not apply oil to herself and did not rub her body on mine! I was allowed to touch all over, but she moved around a bit, which made it difficult to get into a rhythm or form a connection. I felt it was very mechanical, with a hand job to get me off quickly, which it did! In my defence, I hadn’t been to a massage shop since December 2021! There is no shower so I was wiped down with a hot flannel.
She said more would be on offer on my next visit! But I won’t be returning. I would have given a neutral if I had only paid £20 for HR. I’ve given a negative because I did not feel it was value for money at all and I'm pretty sure I didn't get the full hour. Paying £100 in total for what I received made me annoyed that I did drive through busy traffic to a better establishment!
Extra info - Jenny has a flat bum, a sight stomach covered in stretch marks and enhanced tits that look very big given her very petite stature. Her English skills are ok for minimal conversation but nothing more and I’m not sure she always understood me. Also, she said she has worked there for over a year!
