So I couldn't come to Berlin and not give Artemis a go!
I arrived about an hour after opening time and was greeted at the front desk, given my wrist band, locker band, a robe and then given the rundown on how everything works, then paid my €90 to get in.
I went and got showered and changed and went to the lounge. From reading before I was expecting hundreds of naked women walking around, but perhaps just because of how early I was it was pretty dead, maybe 10-12 girls with a few away "servicing" other guys.
I had an initial walk round to get my bearings, then headed back to the lounge as my balls were bursting. I was immediately approached by a 7/10 Romanian girl and because there was a bit of a lack of choice at the time I thought fuck it I'll just go with it. She took me to the porn cinema which has beds there. She gave covered oral, then rode me, then doggy, then she wanted me to finish quick so tried to wank me off. Typical rom shit that we are used to in the UK, so I gave up and told her not to bother. Was €70 for 10 minutes of typical mechanical Romanian shit.
After that I tried to return to the lounge but was jumped on by another 2 romanians who were super pushy trying to get me to take them both. I had to keep telling them Im pacing myself and want to relax.
I ended up going down to the saunas and steaming for a bit, I had wanted to enjoy the "views" in the lounge a bit more, but it was impossible to sit there without the girls being very pushy.
After about an hour or so of lounging around I decided to get geared up for another punt, so went to the other porn cinema with couches and about 2 minutes later comes out one of the girls I had my eye on from earlier. Turns out shes a fucking rom too but by this point I was already hard and just wanted to bust a nut, so I fucked her right there on the couch. I should have known better than to agree to fuck another pushy Romanian because this one was worse than the last. Every time I was getting close she would tell me I need to hurry up which was so fucking off putting, she then wanked me off and told me "this isnt the place for guys who cant cum fast" and was sighing a lot. Anyway I blew my load and paid the bitch. Another €70 down!
So pretty disheartened by this point I thought I'll leave it till a lot later and recover in the saunas/pool. So went and got some food, which was very basic, just some bread and rolls with some burnt up bacon sitting in a hot plate thing. Nice enough though and you can take as much as you like.
Eventually I think the pushy girls started getting the hint and I got speaking more to the other punters. So was able to sit and watch the naked comings and goings of the girls.
Dinner time came at about 3pm so I went and got some food after a good few hours of chilling out in the sun. So I got some food and geared up for round 3.
I was much more careful this time and made a point of not going with any girls that had approached me during the day. There were also about 30 girls around this time, so a bit more to choose from.
Eventually I spotted a petite Italian girl with a flawless body and nice natural D cups (70% of the girls there have massive silicone tits which is not my thing). sitting chatting to a couple of other girls, she had been sat there and hadn't bothered anyone so when she was sitting herself I went and had a chat with her. I made a point of asking if 69 and reverse oral was on offer, because both of the previous girls wouldn't let me go down there at all. She was more than happy to do it but only if I paid extra for OWO, which I do prefer anyway so went with it.
She took me upstairs to a private room and gave me great OWO, with plenty ball licking and all the good stuff! Then hopped on for 69 and she was spotless down there. Then cowgirl, doggy, missionary, then more oral till I was getting close and I wanted to finish off with her riding my face, so she had no problem doing that and seemed to be enjoying herself.
This girl made up for all the bad points that day, she was chirpy, seemed to enjoy herself and I was with her for 40 action packed minutes. I said to her that she was so much better than the other girls and she said they are too quick and just want it over with.
Should have been €90, but I gave her €100 as she had been a solid 10/10.
I ended up making that my last punt of the day, I need to have a full sack to be able to keep popping and the Italian girl exhausted me!
So Artemis or saunas like it is definitely something I'd recommend doing at least once. Just being able to enjoy the Saunas and dip in the pool with the cock and balls out in the air is an experience in itself, add to that lots of beautiful naked women walking around that are all down for some action and it is a fantastic place.
My advice though if you are going, pace yourself and do your best to avoid pushy Romanians. They seem like a good time until they know they are getting paid, then the good service ends.
If all you want to do is drain your balls though then the private brothels seem to be a better shout, you might just snag yourself a real german girl there too!
