Ulyana - Babylon Girls - Earls Court

[Stanford97]

Perfect GFE. A touch better than the photos. Also known as Trixie at Diva Escort.

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Location:10
Cool aparthotel a few minutes from Earls Court tube station. The place had no grandeur about it but there was a good seating area and bathroom that were not off limits at all. Plenty of windows behind where we could easily have been seen going at it.

Appearance:10
Fantastic T&A and a more gorgeous natural face than the photos. Ulyana’s booty must be in my top three, it really was a marvel, so round and super soft. Lovely large natural knockers. Gorgeous smile that was constantly on display and just perfect engagement from this purring and chilled babe. Ulyana also seemed intelligent, fluent in English and had interesting things to say.

Performance:10
Truly the perfect level of engagement with a chilled warm welcome and constant warmth throughout, the DFK was full on from the start and was absolutely perfect. Ulyana has great stamina and did everything for sustained periods so I had to initiate all changes.
After plenty of kissing and Ulyana showing off how great her body is with plenty of grinding and hugging, I played with Ulyana’s pussy before moving to a lengthy OWO R69 and watching Ulyana in this position was amazing. She was only comfortable with one finger in her pussy.
More kissing led on to lengthy fingering and lengthy OWO which was just delightful although not hardcore. Lengthy vertical hotdogging with lots of windows behind in full view of us. Into the bedroom with Ulyana screaming away in CG before more screaming in front of the mirror in the bathroom before I shot in the bag.
Nice glass of wine afterwards with plenty of chatter and some more kissing, time to empty the penny jar for a return visit.

£360 for 60 minutes

[king tarzan]

Very good choice 👌👌

[massagepuntingfan]

Thanks for the review. Is the discount through Diva or Babylon?

[Jeffe]

I saw her about 3 years ago for half that price, shows you how crazy London inflation is

[The Night King]

I'm pretty sure this is the girl who, a few years back shared with the sorely missed SP Lyric - who remembers her? 

I passed this Ulyana on the stairs, she was wearing a winter coat, not much make up and carrying her grocery shopping. Perhaps understandably she looked quite ordinary and a bit of a fatty, I thought at the time. TBF to her any girl you saw straight after a sesh with Lyric would seem a downgrade 

Her new photos, price point ( ) are a full-on makeover / sneaky re-brand by Sergei if you ask me    At 2018 prices I could be tempted though 

[Fully Sated]

A touch better than the photos...

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[king tarzan]

I'm pretty sure this is the girl who, a few years back shared with the sorely missed SP Lyric - who remembers her? 

I passed this Ulyana on the stairs, she was wearing a winter coat, not much make up and carrying her grocery shopping. Perhaps understandably she looked quite ordinary and a bit of a fatty, I thought at the time. TBF to her any girl you saw straight after a sesh with Lyric would seem a downgrade 

Her new photos, price point ( ) are a full-on makeover / sneaky re-brand by Sergei if you ask me    At 2018 prices I could be tempted though 

Lyric oh beautiful lyric ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😋😋😋👅👅👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋

[Stanford97]

Thanks for the review. Is the discount through Diva or Babylon?

BG discount

Lyric oh beautiful lyric

I wish I could block this pondlife piece of shit.

I'm pretty sure this is the girl who, a few years back shared with the sorely missed SP Lyric - who remembers her? 

I passed this Ulyana on the stairs, she was wearing a winter coat, not much make up and carrying her grocery shopping. Perhaps understandably she looked quite ordinary and a bit of a fatty, I thought at the time. TBF to her any girl you saw straight after a sesh with Lyric would seem a downgrade 

Her new photos, price point ( ) are a full-on makeover / sneaky re-brand by Sergei if you ask me    At 2018 prices I could be tempted though 

She showed me photos of her as a blonde and brunette and I wasn’t impressed, has definitely found a good look now though.

[king tarzan]

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I wish I could block this pondlife piece of shit.
She showed me photos of her as a blonde and brunette and I wasn’t impressed, has definitely found a good look now though.

Your the cocky piece of shit 👍👍

[Stanford97]

Your the cocky piece of shit

YOU’RE an aggressive ape
YOU’RE a bumbling bumbaclot
YOU’RE a cockchafing chav
YOU’RE a dreary dork
YOU’RE an egomaniac eejit
YOU’RE a farting fool
YOU’RE a Gollum-like grotesque
YOU’RE a harassing hick
YOU’RE an irksome idiot
YOU’RE a jumped-up jerk
YOU’RE a knuckle-dragging knobhead
YOU’RE a lame leper
YOU’RE a malodorous moron
YOU’RE a nauseating nutcase
YOU’RE an obnoxious oaf
YOU’RE a pondlife prat
YOU’RE a queer quack
YOU’RE a rambling retard
YOU’RE a slobbering scummer
YOU’RE a tiresome twat
YOU’RE an untermensch ulcer
YOU’RE a verminous virus
YOU’RE a wretched wanker
YOU’RE an x-rated x-human
YOU’RE a yokel yawn
YOU’RE just zzzzzzzzzzz

Touche? I think I’ve made just one post in any of your reviews since 2018. I have no interest in you or anything you have to say whatsoever. I feel like I need to tap onto your head at the same time I’m saying this so it might have some chance of sinking in.

[king tarzan]

YOU’RE an aggressive ape
YOU’RE a bumbling bumbaclot
YOU’RE a cockchafing chav
YOU’RE a dreary dork
YOU’RE an egomaniac eejit
YOU’RE a farting fool
YOU’RE a Gollum-like grotesque
YOU’RE a harassing hick
YOU’RE an irksome idiot
YOU’RE a jumped-up jerk
YOU’RE a knuckle-dragging knobhead
YOU’RE a lame leper
YOU’RE a malodorous moron
YOU’RE a nauseating nutcase
YOU’RE an obnoxious oaf
YOU’RE a pondlife prat
YOU’RE a queer quack
YOU’RE a rambling retard
YOU’RE a slobbering scummer
YOU’RE a tiresome twat
YOU’RE an untermensch ulcer
YOU’RE a verminous virus
YOU’RE a wretched wanker
YOU’RE an x-rated x-human
YOU’RE a yokel yawn
YOU’RE just zzzzzzzzzzz

Touche? I think I’ve made just one post in any of your reviews since 2018. I have no interest in you or anything you have to say whatsoever. I feel like I need to tap onto your head at the same time I’m saying this so it might have some chance of sinking in.

How very nice..

Piece of shit keep up your piece of shit work 👍👍👍

[Stanford97]

Piece of shit keep up your piece of shit work

OK, I’ll keep on telling you what a retarded scummer you are whenever you decide to bother me. The freak must get off on it.

[king tarzan]

OK, I’ll keep on telling you what a retarded scummer you are whenever you decide to bother me. The freak must get off on it.

Your just a wanker piece of shit..
So SIMPLETTO 👍👍👍👌👌

[Stanford97]

Your just a wanker piece of shit..
So SIMPLETTO

And as well as being a wanker piece of shit who can’t spell, you’re simply this:
YOU’RE an aggressive ape
YOU’RE a bumbling bumbaclot
YOU’RE a cockchafing chav
YOU’RE a dreary dork
YOU’RE an egomaniac eejit
YOU’RE a farting fool
YOU’RE a Gollum-like grotesque
YOU’RE a harassing hick
YOU’RE an irksome idiot
YOU’RE a jumped-up jerk
YOU’RE a knuckle-dragging knobhead
YOU’RE a lame leper
YOU’RE a malodorous moron
YOU’RE a nauseating nutcase
YOU’RE an obnoxious oaf
YOU’RE a pondlife prat
YOU’RE a queer quack
YOU’RE a rambling retard
YOU’RE a slobbering scummer
YOU’RE a tiresome twat
YOU’RE an untermensch ulcer
YOU’RE a verminous virus
YOU’RE a wretched wanker
YOU’RE an x-rated x-human
YOU’RE a yokel yawn
YOU’RE just zzzzzzzzzzz

[daviemac]

Your just a wanker piece of shit..
So SIMPLETTO 👍👍👍👌👌

And as well as being a wanker piece of shit who can’t spell, you’re simply this:

Is there any reason why you two are going on like spoilt children. If you don't like what each other posts then use the ignore feature. Two members repeatedly name calling adds nothing of value to the site.

[Gpunter1]

I agree this is childish bullshit and it needs to stop. We are here to fuck WGs, compare them and review them not to act like spoilt children in a school playground.

[pantywetter]

Goddamn she looks and sounds incredible, but even my current punts at 200/250 are an insane amount of money.  To pay £400 just helps to normalise it.

But damn she’s fit!

[massagepuntingfan]

Is there any reason why you two are going on like spoilt children. If you don't like what each other posts then use the ignore feature. Two members repeatedly name calling adds nothing of value to the site.

Daviemac, what is the ignore feature? Is there a way to stop seeing a member's posts other than just ignoring them?

[Momodan38]

Cheers for the review.

Lovely large natural knockers

Are they upright? She looks good, just the large natural breasts make me weary of saggyness/droopyness. I may get around to seeing her in July.

[mightymunce]

Is there any reason why you two are going on like spoilt children. If you don't like what each other posts then use the ignore feature. Two members repeatedly name calling adds nothing of value to the site.

Was quite enjoying the insults pinging on and wondering how two people invisible on a punting forum can get to trading insults.

[Payyourwaymate]

Came to read the review and left confused with abuse being hurled around LOL.

[massagepuntingfan]

From what I can ascertain Stanford doesn't care much for KT(putting it politely), barbs have been thrown around between them for some time now. KT makes a point of posting his ramblings on Stanford reviews which some might feel is a deliberate windup. It looks like KT gets off on clashing with certain members and Stanford has let anger get the better of him. Probably for the best that they ignore each other but doubt that will happen.
I would love to know about this ignore feature - does it exist?

[Liverpool]

The ignore feature does exist, having used it. Go to your profile and choose the option (see screenshot).
I always find it amusing when new members (from February this year) try to dictate what is acceptable on the forum.
I'm team Stanford97 when it comes to reviews.
I'm team KT for general punting assistance.


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[Stanford97]

My apologies but I forgot to update this thread after I saw Ulyana for a second time around one week after this review, I didn’t log on for a few months you see (although come to think of it I did see some Russian who hadn’t seen a single client for a whole week and I checked for reviews in front of her and confirmed she had just one UKP review which was red and stinking, I couldn’t disagree with the comments about photoshopping but she had a weird look I was into and boy did she flood).

Anyway, second visit with this Nazi was a huge downer, the makeup was nowhere near as good (possibly from the extra business after my glowing review leading to less prep time) and I felt like I’d pissed over £300 up a wall. Ancient history and maybe I should just write a negative review instead.