External Link/Members Only or https://www.adultwork.com/BreeBranning
PRICE:
Ended up as £70 for 15 mins
BACKGROUND:
Meet took place at night-time in Autumn 2021. Bree was my Plan C, since I’d been ringing and messaging Plan A all day and there was still no response (even though her green light was on in AW) and although my Plan B answered and was available I didn’t want to drive over to that particular neighbourhood when I found out where she was based.
So, I had a few Plan C’s that I knew were available (green lights on anyway) and Bree was the first of them to answer. To be honest, she was definitely not my usual type at all, but I like to switch it up sometimes and I was horny, with limited time to punt and I just wanted to P&D. Big mistake! I should point out that I had chosen each of these women specifically because they offered Facials and I’d checked their profiles beforehand on AW especially for this to make sure they offered it so I wasn’t wasting my time or theirs.
THE COMMS:
By phone and text, less than half an hour before meet. Spoke direct to her and explained that I wanted 30 minutes (not 15 as it ended up) as soon as possible. Bree said that was no problem and to come over straightaway. I explained where I was phoning from and did she think I could make it from there to hers in time. She assured me it would only take 10 minutes and just to come. So, off I went. But of course the Birmingham traffic had other plans and 10 minutes took 15… I pulled up, phoned her immediately to reassure her I was there but she said she could now only offer me 15 minutes. This was annoying but doable and since I expected no further problems at that point I said OK. Door code given etc and I was on the way up.
THE VENUE:
Serviced apartments towards the Camp Hill end of Digbeth, used by a variety of SPs.
THE GIRL:
Bree is a tiny, skinny, 50-something milf, who prides herself on her pornstar persona. Her photos were passable but in real life I found her to be very unappealing - both physically (her face is much harsher than her photos) and more to the point as regards her attitude and personality.
THE MEET:
This is where it all went wrong! I came in, she reiterated we only had 15 minutes because she had another client already on his way (way to kill the mood babes!) and demanded the money (£70) straightaway. Even at the time I thought that was rather abrupt because I was barely through the door. I was also a bit out of breath and needed a pee badly so whilst she stashed the cash (and I could hear her talking to someone else in the other room) I went to the loo to relieve myself. As ever I took care to keep the toilet bowl clean from splashes and just to make extra sure wiped around the rim with loo roll after, because I’m quite housetrained! At this point she came up behind me and shouted at me to not make a mess of her bathroom! Not in a sexy, flirty or cheeky way, but just blunt and accusatory. Could she not see what that I was doing the exact opposite of that and was making sure it
was clean? So, another mood-killer.
Went into the bedroom and she informed that I now had 11 minutes. Ok, so before we started I sat on the bed and went over what I wanted which was to end with a facial. Nope!
“I don’t do facials!!”. I was a bit shocked but calmly replied that it said so on her profile that’s exactly why I chose her, otherwise I wouldn’t have come. She then barked straightaway:
“Don’t think you’re getting your money back now!! I’m running a business here!” She repeated that she was not going to do facials and then launched into a long, rambling, repetitive speech about ‘spunk-eye’ (she used the correct medical term as well, which escapes me) - I couldn’t get a word in edgeways. She then told me I’d got 9 minutes left, so what was I going to do?
She then asked did I know what UKPunting was (I said I’d heard of it) because all her clients gave her glowing reviews and no-one would believe me if I said otherwise! I hadn’t even mentioned anything about reviews at all or UKP. In fact, I’d barely said anything so far.
I was still in a state of shock at how this had all turned so quickly and at how erratic and aggressive her mannerisms and speech were, especially considering how respectful and non-aggressive I always am in my own demeanour. I thought for a moment how to rescue this and said OK, in that case, if you just sit on my face and let me lick you then I’ll bring myself off, that should just about work in the time. She then got angry and said she doesn’t let clients go down on her in 15 minute sessions and that it simply wasn’t going to happen -
“so what are you going to do, you’ve now got 8 minutes. Make your mind up quickly”. I couldn’t believe what was happening, was she for real? So, I said, OK, how about you sit on my face and I
don’t lick you and
still bring myself off? (this was turning into an expensive wank).
“Nope. You’ve now got 7 minutes and my next client will be here soon”. Ok, I said, in that case, what exactly ARE you offering?
“You can have a covered BJ”. To be honest, all I really wanted to do was get out of that hell-hole, but I thought I’ve just paid £70 that I ain’t gonna see again, so I’ve got to get something out of it. I reluctantly agreed and she yanked my pants down and forced a condom onto my very limp dick and (after informing me that we now had only 6 minutes left) started sucking like a hoover. Erotic it wasn’t. I lay back on the bed and tried desperately to find something, anything, remotely sexy about this scenario but after less than 3 minutes I realised I had now plumbed the depths of my self-esteem and I said forget it, I’m going.
Weirdly, then Bree grabbed her phone and started banging on about did I say it had Facials on her Likes list and that I must show her on my phone - I explained that my punting phone couldn’t access the internet, then she wanted to know my phone number (which I can never remember anyway!). She said she’d prove it didn’t say Facials and started typing away in private on her own phone and eventually turned it round to show me the screen (which was her Likes list, but from HER side of the AW profile, ie not the public side) to show me the Facials box wasn’t ticked. Obviously, she could very easily have removed it as she was typing, which is what I suspect she’d done, but of course I couldn’t prove it one way or the other.
She was really agitated and erratic and wouldn’t stop talking and pointing her phone at me - I did wonder whether she was on something at that point - I just tried to get dressed quickly and say as little as possible. I was beginning to feel really unsafe here and I wasn’t sure who was in the next room, I know she boasts about having a large boyfriend (‘Goliath’, I think they also work together as a duo) and I didn’t want to stick around to find out. I grabbed my things and left hurriedly feeling like I’d just been played for a complete mug by someone with not an ounce of compassion or a shred of humanity in them. As I walked down the corridor, I passed a guy that stopped outside her door. I thought, good luck mate.
PROS:
None, nothing, nada, zilch.
Ok, maybe I suppose the valuable lesson of not trusting the Likes List on AW and in particular of confirming all services BEFORE handing over money. Yes, I know. We all know that’s the right thing to do, and usually I do, but sometimes you don’t expect that someone is going to fleece you, especially someone who boasts on her profile of offering a
‘200% High Class Service’ (mathematical logic is not her strong point obviously) and of being
‘the best in the business’ . She also states that she fucks
‘like a machine’. Well, a fucking money-grabbing machine that’s for sure, because she doesn’t seem to actually want to have sex. She even states on her profile to:
“promise you a relaxed time and a non-hurried affair”. Oh the irony.
CONS:
A rare punting opportunity wasted. A free night wasted. £70 thrown away on someone who I found to be odious and mean-spirited and completely narcissistic. And a bit of a bully, to be honest. The loss of self-esteem. Stress levels that took ages to come down. Even now, months after the event I can feel the lingering sense of rage and impotence running through my veins of being manipulated by this dreadful woman.
CONCLUSION:
I’m sure there will be many men that have been with Bree Branning over the years and found her to be satisfactory, enjoyable and sexy even. And that’s fine. But I am not one of them. I will merely say, please exercise caution around this woman and be very sure of what she is actually offering before handing over any of your hard-earned cash to her. And if in doubt, walk away.
I understand that to her it’s all just a business opportunity, but she could have handled this so differently and not earned my lasting enmity. I find her distinctly distasteful. It didn’t have to be like this.
PS: when I got home (with a light wallet and still full balls) I got straight onto AW and double checked her profile. Needless to say, Facials was not ticked now. But when I checked my AW notes (and I always make notes on the essentials of the women on my hot lists) there it was: Bree Branning, Facials. She’d made me momentarily doubt myself in the room, but I definitely had done my research beforehand. Of course she went straight onto my Blacklist. I never wish to cross paths with her again.
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