Utopia. Mai & Nam. Big fat negative. Sad ending. Not going again. 4 hand massage

[standardpostage]

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Comms. Rung am for pm appointment, easy peasy.

Location. Semi in Radcliffe, quite location, plenty of free street parking. Clean house. First floor room used. Electric blanket on bed to warm up.

Cost. £70 massage only     One hour.

Looks. Mai, about 40, average looks. Nam, very good looking, about 25 ish, I think ! Both friendly.

Service. Mai said "no happy ending today" I honestly thought she was joking, because I had happy ending a month ago. So onto the massage bed,
decent massage given, no credit card swipes. Turned over, I asked again "happy ending please" Mai said, no happy ending, other girl from last time not working today. She said, if you want happy ending, ring next time make sure other girl is working". Other girl not have boyfriend, Mai said.

She said " I not do happy ending, I have husband, and I feel guilty, if I do. She said "Nam not do happy ending, she has boyfriend so does not want to do".

Water offered, got dressed and went home with full balls 

Overall. Decent massage, but no orgasm. I wont be back.

[hayling]

Wow....What on earth? Does she really expect most guys just want the actual massage?

Question: Did you clarify the service before she started, or did she say "No happy ending" before she started?
Think I might have declined and walked given the opportunity....Shabby service

[standardpostage]

Her English is not that brilliant to be honest. I thought she was joking when she said "no happy ending" because last time I got a great cock and ball play and orgasm. Mai is quite friendly and chatty, the other girl Nam, didn't really speak much, hardly said anything.
She Knew what I wanted, just did not deliver. If I had known, there was no happy ending, I would have just gone back home.
Very frustrating because I was laying there, with erection.
That's life as they say.

[Itzmurph]

Thanks for the review, very appreciated as it’s a bit of a warning.

Bit odd really as I know a few of the local Thai women have boyfriends/husbands and don’t care what they do (attitude is we’re not shagging customers so what’s the problem) or the husbands allegedly have no idea (I kind of find that hard to believe). At least that’s what I get told on the very occasional occasion I get seriously chatting with any I’ve got to know and sorta click with but who knows if they’re being truthful.

Hell for £20 a time I’d consider pulling guys off and I’m not even gay. Just a job innit. If I’m a binman it doesn’t mean I play with rubbish on my days off

[Prince_s]

Cost. £70 massage only     One hour.

Isnt it £50 for 1 hour for 4 hand?

[darkace]

think they will soon change when people stop going.the massage wasn't great when i visited before they moved

[standardpostage]

Isnt it £50 for 1 hour for 4 hand?

Yes it is. I was swindled out of £20. She must have seen me coming.
It dawned on me when I got home.
I just gave them £70, thinking I was getting the happy ending.
Mai said that Nam the new girl was learning how to do massage.
I'll put it down to experience.

[ISTS2005]

Hell for £20 a time I’d consider pulling guys off and I’m not even gay. Just a job innit. If I’m a binman it doesn’t mean I play with rubbish on my days off

 

[ISTS2005]

Always had a HE when visiting Mai... unlucky pal strange how this happened on your visit.

[standardpostage]

Always had a HE when visiting Mai... unlucky pal strange how this happened on your visit.

As you say, it is strange ! Maybe something to do with the new girl Nam being there ?


Nothing to do with hygiene. I always shower, clean teeth and put clean clothes on before going.


PS. Useless information. She said that Nam means water in Thai.

PPS> I've lived to punt another day 

[Lovethai]

Nothing to do with Nam, she is one of the naughtiest Thai girls I've seen.
You must have done something to upset them is all I can think.
Better luck next time pal

[standardpostage]

Nothing to do with Nam, she is one of the naughtiest Thai girls I've seen.
You must have done something to upset them is all I can think.
Better luck next time pal

[Hutchy79]

Reading this and having been there i can only think the op has done something they arent comfortable with. She told him when he arrived no happy ending. Thats pretty clear. Then she made up a story about the boyfriend whatever when they are known for it and the op had it before.

It could be anything really and thats for the op to think about. But she clearly point blank didnt want to do it. Told him first and then tried to spare his feelings.

[standardpostage]

Reading this and having been there i can only think the op has done something they arent comfortable with. She told him when he arrived no happy ending. Thats pretty clear. Then she made up a story about the boyfriend whatever when they are known for it and the op had it before.

It could be anything really and thats for the op to think about. But she clearly point blank didnt want to do it. Told him first and then tried to spare his feelings.

[Prince_s]

She told him when he arrived no happy ending. Thats pretty clear.

Shouldnt charge for it then

[standardpostage]

Reading this and having been there i can only think the op has done something they arent comfortable with. She told him when he arrived no happy ending. Thats pretty clear. Then she made up a story about the boyfriend whatever when they are known for it and the op had it before.

It could be anything really and thats for the op to think about. But she clearly point blank didnt want to do it. Told him first and then tried to spare his feelings.

I've thought about it !
It may be "a comedy of errors" as they say.
I'll write it up tomorrow, bit knackered now.

PS. Lovethai's comment has also made me think about it !

[standardpostage]

What I think happened !

1) I had an vasectomy many years ago.
2) I am over 70.

Therefore I produce very little semen, hardly anything at all. Some people have dry orgasms.
When I orgasmed on my first visit, I usually pull a funny face (orgasm face) and make a funny sound, aaaaaargh (like some people do).
I remember Mai asking me "if I was OK ?" She did say she thought I was having some sort of heart attack !
After that, she asked me a few times, if I was OK ? I thought she was just being kind and helpful. She also helped me to get dressed ( I don't need any help to get dressed). Again I just thought it was part of her service.

On my second visit, she asked about my health, whether I was OK, how my heart was ?
I told her I was OK, and that there was nothing wrong with me. She did seem to be overly concerned about my health. Again I just thought she was being over kind !
And then of course she mentioned "no happy ending today". I thought she was joking.

I therefore think, that the reason I did not get happy ending was because, she thought I might have some sort of medical episode on the table 
A combination of 1) No semen 2) Orgasm face 3) funny orgasm sound.

What do you think ?

[Lovethai]

Yes 100% the reason.

These two ladies are very well known for the extras.
Take care my mate but it  would be a good way to bow out 😂😂😂

[Philmeboots]

Can imagine Nam and Mai at the inquest..

Did he say any final words ,Yes aaaaaaargh

[Thephoenix]

What I think happened !

1) I had an vasectomy many years ago.
2) I am over 70.

Therefore I produce very little semen, hardly anything at all. Some people have dry orgasms.
When I orgasmed on my first visit, I usually pull a funny face (orgasm face) and make a funny sound, aaaaaargh (like some people do).
I remember Mai asking me "if I was OK ?" She did say she thought I was having some sort of heart attack !
After that, she asked me a few times, if I was OK ? I thought she was just being kind and helpful. She also helped me to get dressed ( I don't need any help to get dressed). Again I just thought it was part of her service.

On my second visit, she asked about my health, whether I was OK, how my heart was ?
I told her I was OK, and that there was nothing wrong with me. She did seem to be overly concerned about my health. Again I just thought she was being over kind !
And then of course she mentioned "no happy ending today". I thought she was joking.

I therefore think, that the reason I did not get happy ending was because, she thought I might have some sort of medical episode on the table 
A combination of 1) No semen 2) Orgasm face 3) funny orgasm sound.

What do you think ?

It's a strange one isn't it?
Thai fbsm masseuses are not usually renowned for their concern over the general health or well being of their customers, and that's partly reflected in the fact she still charged you £70 for a legit massage.
That is unless you've been a regular customer over time.

I'm probably older than you and my facial expressions, grunts and convulsions would probably cause her to phone for an ambulance, so it's a miss from me.

[Chris1990mcr]

Thanks for the review, very appreciated as it’s a bit of a warning.

Bit odd really as I know a few of the local Thai women have boyfriends/husbands and don’t care what they do (attitude is we’re not shagging customers so what’s the problem) or the husbands allegedly have no idea (I kind of find that hard to believe). At least that’s what I get told on the very occasional occasion I get seriously chatting with any I’ve got to know and sorta click with but who knows if they’re being truthful.

Hell for £20 a time I’d consider pulling guys off and I’m not even gay. Just a job innit. If I’m a binman it doesn’t mean I play with rubbish on my days off

All Thai women in these places are liars.  The amount of times I’ve fucked one who only me im special is laughable.

[standardpostage]

Can imagine Nam and Mai at the inquest..

Did he say any final words ,Yes aaaaaaargh

[rickysausage]

Just to add . I texted Baiyok recently and got told they only do Massage !!...not been many times but always agreed HE over text !

[mahler44]

Just to add . I texted Baiyok recently and got told they only do Massage !!...not been many times but always agreed HE over text !

Who or what is Baiyok? Isn't the place called Utopia?