Author Topic: Hanna Lorde / Glasgow Tour  (Read 6099 times)


51 review(s) for Hanna Lorde (49 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Clattypats]

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Had seen Hanna once before, but I'll base this on my 2nd booking as it was slighty longer duration (plus I don't like to pos review the same WG twice)

Booking arranged in advance and was given the postcode the night previous to day of booking...Not too far from Central Station and on arrival texted for buzzer number, which turned out to be a code to let me in, so made my way up in the lift...

Hanna Answered... I hadn't dress requested,  but if I had have, she was wearing exactly the bra and knickers I would have picked from her media I'd seen of her - Oooft sexy AF  :dancegirl: - Height 5'5", Age 45, size 12 (lovely figure) all accurate to her profile/media IMO... Pretty face and was made welcome straight off...

Handed the money over and was offered a shower and a drink (bottle of water)... Nice fresh towel, shower gel etc all catered for...

Out the shower and onto the bed for some good FK... Took her knickers and bra off and sucked on her nipples while my hand moved down to finger her pussy... She then went down on me for some OWO with a bit of spitting on my cock and some ball licking, before moving onto 69...clean and fresh down there...

Condom on, and she suggested cowgirl first, Squatting on my cock to start, then a couple of variations which let me spank her sexy ass a few times during, FK aswell... Doggy was next with a bit more light spanking, followed by PB as she sucked on my finger(s) at the same time...

Condom off and bit of a water break to catch our breaths, more OWO then another condom on and into mish, legs on shoulders also... Finished with Hanna lying back on the bed with me standing at the edge of it, while she played with herself, and I wanked myself off till I came all over her tits (and chin), she then rubbed my cum into her tits... Nice touch!...

Had a bit of a chat afterwards, had another shower, got dressed and said my goodbyes...

Hopefully Hanna will tour again, had a great booking... She's easy to get on with and everything just flowed in the booking(s) ... She has alot of pos reviews on here but not sure if any from Glasgow/Scotland yet... :)

« Last Edit: March 12, 2022, 06:55:38 pm by Clattypats »

Offline big-al93

Cheers for the review Clatty :thumbsup:, haven't written mine yet, but it'll be more of the same. Great girl!!

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Cheers for the review Clatty :thumbsup:, haven't written mine yet, but it'll be more of the same. Great girl!!
Thanks :thumbsup: Look fwd to your review also :hi:

Offline Glesgaboy

Good review Clatty.
Now her shortest meet is 2hours/ £250.  :hi:

Offline big-al93

When at home she does 2hr minimum, on tour offers hour appointments. TBH if I happened to be down in her area, I'd book for the 2 hours, assuming available funds that is.

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Good review Clatty.
Now her shortest meet is 2hours/ £250.  :hi:
Her duration when touring differs from when she is based in Nottingham I'm guessing :hi:

Offline Bazookaswagger

Thanks for the review Clatty,sounds like a great punt.
I usually check out the who's touring list on AW quite regularly, disappointed to have missed Hanna :( 
Any idea how often she travels up to Scotland? - definitely one for the hotlist :thumbsup:

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Thanks for the review Clatty,sounds like a great punt.
I usually check out the who's touring list on AW quite regularly, disappointed to have missed Hanna :( 
Any idea how often she travels up to Scotland? - definitely one for the hotlist :thumbsup:
Roughly six months between her first and second visit, but Barring that not entirely sure I'm afraid :hi:

Offline Bazookaswagger

Roughly six months between her first and second visit, but Barring that not entirely sure I'm afraid :hi:
Thanks Clatty, ... anticipation is part of the fun,it's good to have something to look forward to :drinks:

Offline Problem Child

Ha! Great review, sounds like you had a ball!
I was gutted to miss her last time she came up , but had a sweet booking last week too.
She’s sexy AF, friendly, accommodating and a great fuck.
Hopefully back soon 🤞

Offline sensualencounter

Thanks for the review Clatty,sounds like a great punt.
I usually check out the who's touring list on AW quite regularly, disappointed to have missed Hanna :( 
Any idea how often she travels up to Scotland? - definitely one for the hotlist :thumbsup:
Unfortunately she doesn’t advertise her tours on AW, it’s all on EH so you need to look out there.

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Unfortunately she doesn’t advertise her tours on AW, it’s all on EH so you need to look out there.
Thanks very much for the info  :thumbsup:

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Nice review Clatty...I've never noticed her ad before.

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Had seen Hanna once before, but I'll base this on my 2nd booking as it was slighty longer duration (plus I don't like to pos review the same WG twice)
Was your first appointment a half hour meet?

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Nice review Clatty...I've never noticed her ad before.
Was your first appointment a half hour meet?
45 minutes Jock...


Offline sensualencounter

Big Al and Problem Child, are you going to do your reviews?

Offline Problem Child

Big Al and Problem Child, are you going to do your reviews?

I’ve done it already, but errr the dog ate it..




I hadn’t intended on doing one, as I have pretty much nothing to add to the coupla dozen existing reviews. It’s still hella quiet round here tho , so I might knock one out in the next week or so. (And I’ll maybe do a review too- boom boom!)

Offline big-al93

I'm going to just haven't had much time, there's at least one in the queue before that one.

Offline Problem Child

Why do you ask sensualencounter? Is it coz me an’ big Al provide such well written, informative, yet witty reviews that you can’t wait to read about our continuing adventures?  :hi:

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Why do you ask sensualencounter? Is it coz me an’ big Al provide such well written, informative, yet witty reviews that you can’t wait to read about our continuing adventures?  :hi:
I ask like I ask all who I spot on ukp saying “I saw her….” yet don’t write a review about their encounter. Reviews are the lifeblood of ukp. It’s to encourage those people to actually review.

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Review or not, can yous not all just Fuck up!  :wacko:

Offline justalad

Saw Hanna once (and reviewed) and had a great time.

She is a good SP who’s very personable.  There’s a naughty side to her and throughout the meet I was thinking what’s next.  It was Hanna who introduced me to pegging which was most enjoyed.  Her banging away with my legs around her waist whilst tossing me off certainly hit the spot.

I do hope she tours South at some point as I’d 100% see again.

Offline Problem Child

Review or not, can yous not all just Fuck up!  :wacko:

Aye right, gies peace you!  :P
If you come back and find 2 pages of cyclical bickering, THEN you can moan..  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Aye right, gies peace you!  :P
If you come back and find 2 pages of cyclical bickering, THEN you can moan..  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Had to look that word up mate, cause I'm a bit dense  :wacko: :D

Aye, a was only Kiddin anyway... Chip a coin between yeez and see who does the next review...  :lol:

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Had to look that word up mate, cause I'm a bit dense  :wacko: :D

Aye, a was only Kiddin anyway... Chip a coin between yeez and see who does the next review...  :lol:

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