Author Topic: Joana (Massage, Insane Rimming, OWO/CIM/Swallow) in NW10 (Willesden)  (Read 8114 times)

Offline Kamilondon

Meeting took place this month.

Tried saying £50 for 30 mins , she said £70 1 hour… so think she only wants a hours booking.

After reading tantramans review, my interest in seeing a Brazilian granny piqued !

And true to reviews of her, she is a true ass licking/cock hungry nutter!

Arrived on time and like mentioned previously, she answers the door in a dress with her boobs trying to jump out. Grabs my cock in the hall yeah as soon as I enter, in the room and she starts grinding her ass on my already hard cock! cooing and touching me everywhere, was slightly taken aback.. lol
She then tries to kiss me…. But no way was I going to put my lips anywhere near that mouth!
Then starts unbuttoning my shirt and pulling my belt open and wanted to start sucking… I had not been in her room even a minute at this point !
Told her I want a shower, (en-suite ) she gave me a freshly washed white fluffy towel.
Shower is decent and clean also, as I get in, few seconds later she gets in also… thought ok..
she had got me so horny literally in seconds… mutual washing and she’s rubbing her bits all over me, while I and playing with her clit and fingering her, she kept say hot man… fuck me! ( come to that later )
She finishes getting soap off her and pops out.. grabs my dick and said … waiting with a filthy look in her eyes…
I finish shower, dry up in room… still hard… she said lay down… she had some blue and white sheet thing on the bed… I thought the amount of dirty bastards that must have had some action on that sheet!! Pulled it off and put my large towel on bed…
She says lay down, massage.. uses proper massage oil.. and lots and lots off it!
does my back, ok ish… I was expecting worse… but it was not too bad at all, she’s tugging at my cock and playing with my balls…
Then does feet to legs and then bum, insane CC swipes folllow… pours more oil and then BOOM!
In goes that filthy mouth straight for the bum hole…
I just said you dirty old bitch … lol but she was going at it like a dog on heat!!!
I naturally lifted up and she was rimming me like I have never had… milking my cock with one hand and slurping , licking , tonguing like her life depended on it… absolute filth lol
Then got me to lay flat again and gave me a little body to body… rubbing her cunt on my ass and saying pussy ass massage… you like… licking my neck and back and back down my ass she dissapeard lol.

After about 10/15 of this I turn over and she is clamped straight onto my cock given a very very decent bj…. She moved around to the side so I had access to her minge…
Started playing and she was soaking !!!!!! Put 1, 2, 3 fingers in. After a few minutes she is panting on my cock… and then has a hard orgasm, race was flushed red…. Cock still in her mouth !
All this time my cock and ass have only been out her mouth when she was massaging me..
told her I want to have 2 pops… she says yes baby…
So I told her go for it… which she did and I had a massive orgasm !!! A weeks load of cum straight down her throat… she stayed clamped to my cock and kept sucking me slowly till she had every last drop out…
What a granny lol..
we recover, gave me a ice cold bottle of water. After few mins she said ok massage again.. same as before but a lot more attention to my cock and balls, and within 5 mins I’m hard as a brick !
She then climbs on top of me, starts rubbing herself in my front and a few times I thought she was close to sliding me in her, she throughout was saying fuck my (pussy in Portuguese) she did tell me what is was but I can’t remember for shit what it was.
As I was a bit afraid this granny might just fuck me I said suck my cock, which she got back to and the same as before she had me on the point of no return within 5/10 mins and again straight down her throat! She then comes up to the side of me and is still stroking my chest and stomach… and saying wow sweet sperm lol.
I was spent ! So I thought ….
It was about 50 mins in and I needed a shower, she was in no rush to get me out, so I said I am going to shower. Grabbed my towel and into the shower, as I got in, I looked behind and this horny gilf is climbing in. Lol
So wash down which I do like, was nice, did her back for her lol
She was licking my chest sucking my nipples and rubbing my cock… and too my amazement… he started coming to life again!!!! She is rubbing her ass over my cock and then slides it between her legs… and starts
moaning and ooh ahhs.. she kept complimenting how beautiful my dick was :)
I initiated getting out the shower, I,m drying myself up, now with a semi… hanging like a elephants trunk….
She’s coming over and still very horny …. Touching me and tugging my cock to full mast again and before I know she’s on her knees and has it in her mouth again !!!
Absolute animal !
I was not sure I would cum again… but boy was I wrong….
She did not let me go and make me cum again in her mouth!

Feeling light headed at this point… I managed to get dressed… grabbed that bottle of water gave her a peck on cheek and hug and I let myself out… while she was just in her towel now…
She said come back fuck me … giggling …

Think of this as you want boys…
When back in car I realised I had been in there over 1.5 hours !
But what an experience… took me nearly a week to get an appointment to see her…. Now the cues will be down to Willesden Junction station !
Good on her, she provides a decent VFM service .
I have scratched my itch. But I in a perverted way would visit again lol
She has something about her.
Go fill your boots boys! or should I say. Her stomach !💦






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Offline Kamilondon

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That’s her add and like others say, she will send you pics on watsapp if you ask.

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Fuck me finch ! That was lightning fast  :D
I just went to copy and paste the link..and you was already on point !

Top man. Thanks man 👍
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Fuck me finch ! That was lightning fast  :D
I just went to copy and paste the link..and you was already on point !

Top man. Thanks man 👍
;) :cool:

Cheers for sharing. :thumbsup:

Offline peter jb

Great review. She certainly does like cock !!
She did say book for 7 in evening and we’d spent long time together after the hour was up as would be her last appointment, so that’s probably the best time . Although for me , once she’s drained me twice I just want to shower and leave.
The shower must have been a tight squeeze 😳, as it’s only small.
You feel you’ve scratched that itch and don’t need to go again, but just wait - a week later you’ve got full balls and nobody I’ve seen can empty them like her with such enjoyment and gusto !

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Wow, what a review! Tempted to make the journey to see her after reading that. Thanks.
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Offline Kamilondon

Great review. She certainly does like cock !!
She did say book for 7 in evening and we’d spent long time together after the hour was up as would be her last appointment, so that’s probably the best time . Although for me , once she’s drained me twice I just want to shower and leave.
The shower must have been a tight squeeze 😳, as it’s only small.
You feel you’ve scratched that itch and don’t need to go again, but just wait - a week later you’ve got full balls and nobody I’ve seen can empty them like her with such enjoyment and gusto !

I went just after lunchtime. So maybe she didn’t have any appointment straight after, hence no rush to get me out.
Yes the shower was definitely a bit of a squeeze…. And I did not have any intentions of a 3rd pop… but once she was gobbling away for the 3rd, she managed to get another load in.
And totally agree with you she does empty the tanks out with a lot of enthusiasm!
Let’s see if I’m back when tanks have reloaded lol
How many times you been to see this horny granny ?
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Offline Kamilondon

Wow, what a review! Tempted to make the journey to see her after reading that. Thanks.

She’s def worth a visit, I would recommend, especially if your into older women and who are genuinely into what they do, she over exceeded my expectations. I am usually only a r&t man, but after reading about this one, had to give her a spin.
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Offline peter jb

Has anyone tried fisting her ? - she gets very wet, and I stopped at 3 fingers, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she took whole hand ✋

Offline unus669

Good review OP

You’ve got me interested in this one again, after TT’s great review too :D

Offline Kamilondon

Also think she could take a lot more than 3 fingers, she did not complain at 3.
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Offline Kamilondon

Good review OP

You’ve got me interested in this one again, after TT’s great review too :D

I’m sure she would not disappoint, I recommend her if you like what I described her as and her service .
Took me a week to get an appointment, after Tantramans review, she must have been inundated with horny fuckers like us wanting to see her.
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I went just after lunchtime. So maybe she didn’t have any appointment straight after, hence no rush to get me out.
Yes the shower was definitely a bit of a squeeze…. And I did not have any intentions of a 3rd pop… but once she was gobbling away for the 3rd, she managed to get another load in.
And totally agree with you she does empty the tanks out with a lot of enthusiasm!
Let’s see if I’m back when tanks have reloaded lol
How many times you been to see this horny granny ?

See my earlier review. 3 times now , but I’ll probably go back when get urge . Trouble is you now have to book in advance.

Offline Kamilondon

See my earlier review. 3 times now , but I’ll probably go back when get urge . Trouble is you now have to book in advance.

Ah yes I see you had a very similar experience to mine 👍
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Offline harry1980

I’m booked back in for two weeks time  :lol:

Offline unus669

I’m booked back in for two weeks time  :lol:

She must be really busy :D

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Trying for a booking , no reply

Offline peter jb

Try early in morning as she gets up early to walk in local park

Offline Hus123

What’s her number? Advert doesn’t have details

Offline peter jb

I don’t think she’s in country - WhatsApp messages don’t go through

Offline JackTheStripper

That number is no longer on WhatsApp, I’m GUESSING she’s still in Brazil.

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Is this the same granny that half of the UKP have been rimmed out by?

Also one tick or messages not going through doesn’t necessarily straight away mean they’re out the country. It can mean the phone is turned off, they don’t have a signal or you’re blocked

Offline Kamilondon

Is this the same granny that half of the UKP have been rimmed out by?

Also one tick or messages not going through doesn’t necessarily straight away mean they’re out the country. It can mean the phone is turned off, they don’t have a signal or you’re blocked

😂 yes it’s the infamous bum munching granny !
Pretty sure she never came back after going back to Brazil last year.
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Brazilian arse cleaner  :crazy:

Haha I feel sorry for the next bloke who kisses her  :vomit: :D

Offline Kamilondon

Brazilian arse cleaner  :crazy:

Actually one of the cleaning ladies is Brazilian ….. mmm maybe I can ask if she can clean my bum for me 😂
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Actually one of the cleaning ladies is Brazilian ….. mmm maybe I can ask if she can clean my bum for me 😂

Brazilian chicks are filth, so you’ll probably get a yes  :coolgirl:

Offline yannickrogders

Actually one of the cleaning ladies is Brazilian ….. mmm maybe I can ask if she can clean my bum for me 😂

if you hit that, be sure to write a review :cool:

Offline JackTheStripper

It’s not “One Tick” at all. You can’t even send her a WhatsApp message as she removed her number from
WhatsApp completely!

Is this the same granny that half of the UKP have been rimmed out by?

Also one tick or messages not going through doesn’t necessarily straight away mean they’re out the country. It can mean the phone is turned off, they don’t have a signal or you’re blocked

Offline unus669

It’s not “One Tick” at all. You can’t even send her a WhatsApp message as she removed her number from
WhatsApp completely!

She said she’ll be going home in November 21, to me and may comeback spring/summer. So maybe, why WhatsApp number is removed/changed?

Offline JackTheStripper

I don’t know for sure, but maybe the network disconnected it due to inactivity. They are usually only using disposable PAYG numbers, which probably get recycled by the network when inactive for some time.

She said she’ll be going home in November 21, to me and may comeback spring/summer. So maybe, why WhatsApp number is removed/changed?

Offline Kamilondon

The granny has left and not here😂 those who missed the bum clean will have to look elsewhere for now
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Offline JackTheStripper

I noticed today that her WhatsApp number has come back online. Not the most attractive profile in photo being used by her

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She is definitely back and starting work from the same place on Monday 19th April

Offline char45

Can confirm, I was travelling through the area earlier today and messaged her, she wasn't working today but is back and said she was working this week, same place as before

Offline JackTheStripper

19th April is today (and a TUESDAY).

She actually send me a WhatsApp last night to say sorry she missed my txt, she was in Brazil.

She is definitely back and starting work from the same place on Monday 19th April

Offline char45

Looks like there will be a queue of arses for her to clean!

Offline rukpunt

19th April is today (and a TUESDAY).

She actually send me a WhatsApp last night to say sorry she missed my txt, she was in Brazil.

Any chance of having her WhatsApp or phone number since the Gumtree ad is no longer available? Tks

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Does anyone have her most up to date number?

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Any chance of having her WhatsApp or phone number since the Gumtree ad is no longer available? Tks

Does anyone have her most up to date number?

I suggest nobody posts her number on this thread.
If anyone wants the number read the original post on the thread and then go to the previous review which that post refers to. There you’ll find the number

The two individuals referenced above asking the question between them have a grand total of six contributions to this forum so I don’t believe they deserve to be spoon fed
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Offline JackTheStripper

I won’t be going for a while as I burned my bell end on the sun bed

Offline Kamilondon

I suggest nobody posts her number on this thread.
If anyone wants the number read the original post on the thread and then go to the previous review which that post refers to. There you’ll find the number

The two individuals referenced above asking the question between them have a grand total of six contributions to this forum so I don’t believe they deserve to be spoon fed

👍 not only a leech but lazy also
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