A fairly underwhelming punt with very little positives. Diva is starting to annoy me - they finally decided to refresh their roster with a lot of new girls but most of them are only here for a few weeks or maybe a month and just don't care about providing a decent service to punters (or is it just me?). Quite appalling considering the price hike last year.
Profile: External Link/Members OnlyPrice Paid: £250 / 1 hour
Location: 5 minute walk from South Kensington Station
Services received: OWO, Sex (Protected)
Date: March 2022
CommunicationsExcellent as always given it's Diva but this time there was a slight glitch.
I booked her days in advance - I wanted to prevent getting hit by any price hikes that you can see with some of the new girls. Diva starts some Russians at £250 and increases their price to £300 or more once there are a few positive reviews on the website. This didn't happen with Saida (for good reasons) but I try to protect myself these days by booking girls I fancy a bit earlier than usual.
On the day I was told that she had to cancel due to a plumber coming to her apartment at the same exact time. Looks like in Diva's vocabulary punter = plumber - truth to be told, I have a hard time believeing that this wasn't the result of a double-booking. However, the Diva operator was friendly enough and pushed the girl to accept the booking a few hours later. Not ideal given I already made plans for the afternoon but I managed to move my schedule around. I ended up arriving 20 minutes late which will be important for the punt.
LocationIf you have ever been to the Natural History Museum in London then you probably know how busy that area gets on weekends. The apartment is located in one of the nearby streets which is easily the most crowded one in all of South Kensington. The fact that it's a basement flat doesn't help either - you pretty much have to walk down the stairs while a bunch of pedestrians walk by and stare at you with a confused look on their faces. I don't think anyone knows what's going on in the flat but this hasn't been a great experience for me and I have been to quite a few basements before.
Once you are inside it gets a lot better - the apartment is in a really good condition (probably recently renovated) and is surprisingly spacious. The only exception is the bedroom where a double bed occupies almost half of the room. It's a fairly narrow room in the sense that you can only walk sideways once you reached the end of the bed. Next to the entrance and opposite to the bed there is a small chair and a mirror but the latter is too far away and too small to allow you to watch yourself during the punt. I found the bathroom to be quite pleasant - large and clean shower with adequate toiletries, what else does a punter need?
The girlSmall, slender Russian girl in her 20s. The photos on Diva are somewhat airbrushed but I don't think they are misleading. Facially the pictures are accurate and the big deception isn't really the photoshopping here - it's more about what's not shown to you. Her breasts are sadly incredibly saggy and you could park several buses in between them. It was a big disappointment to me because at this price point I wouldn't expect to encounter such blatant "optical flaws". No tattoos or smoker's breath (I saw a lighter on the kitchen table and we didn't do any serious kissing so I could be wrong). As for her demeanor, read below.
The punt As mentioned above, I arrived 20 minutes late and I immediately apologised to her. The only response to my "Sorry for being late." was a "Big time!" from her. I thought I was in for a terrible punt due to her attitude but, as it turns out, I was only partially correct. In the bedroom I took care of business with her and tried to initiate some small talk to break the ice but she quickly shut me down by saying "Sorry, bad English" and turned towards her phone. She didn't even look into my eyes. This encounter was getting more and more awkward by every passing second. It would have been good to know whether she was fine with starting the 1-hour punt 20 minutes late or if she had a hard stop at the original end time. I would have been fine either way given I'm the one to blame here but, in my experience at least, good SPs don't make a fuss about it and let you start later in case they don't have anyone coming after you. Discussing this with her was impossible given the language barrier so I decided to play it by ear.
After coming back from the shower I was glad to see that she was waiting for me naked on the bed although, now that I think about it, it's also a bit odd to deprive the punter from the opportunity to take off her clothes. I didn't mind this at all but the discovery of her saggy breasts was a slight shock to my optic nerves. The punt got weirder as I walked over to the end of the bed. She sat on the pillow naked and was waiting for me to make my next move instead of initiating the action. As I was forced to move on all fours towards her on the bed I tried to utter a few compliments with the aim of easing her into the process. It completely backfired on me as it created confusion rather than comfort due to her poor English skills. As I reached my destination she offered me a massage which I firmly declined. I gave her a small kiss on the cheek but it was rather difficult to get things going. At that point I realized that she likely has no prior experience in this job and doesn't know how to handle a client. The only way out of this mess was to give her directions in an assertive way. In the end I managed to get her to kiss me but it was a far cry away from what I'd call proper FK.
It seemed to be better for both of us if I just lied down on my back so that she can start with the OWO. She obliged and began a rather terrible OWO during which she used her hands far more often than her mouth. I'm not a big guy but most of the time the only thing she managed to take in her mouth was the head and maybe a bit of the shaft. Dreadful technique but at least she let me grab her bottom while she was doing God knows what down there. One thing that really annoyed me was her placing her cell phone next to my right ear. Every now and then she received a loud text message that totally broke the flow of the punt.
Another attempt to improve my dire situation was to switch places so that I can perform some RO on her. This was the only positive part of the encounter - I could hear her enjoying it although in the end I didn't manage to make her cum. At least she became a bit more docile and smiley after I finished. I wasn't really in the mood of dragging this out so I asked for another round of OWO because I needed an erection. I didn't think she could get worse than the 1st time but she proved me wrong. At one point I thought she was gonna rip out my cock with her hands. As I was grabbing her ass I tried to imagine something pleasant that would get me hard. This strategy worked and we switched into CG which wasn't anything to write home about but at least I came. After she cleaned me up we still had 10 minutes to go (i.e. we have only been together for 30 minutes) and she asked me if I wanted to take another shower. Told her I wanted to relax a few minutes on the bed before going to the bathroom. During this time she sat next to me and composed a few text messages. Given there was no chance to talk with each other, we ended up lying/sitting on the bed in awkward silence. Once I regained my strength I took a quick shower and left right at the end of the original scheduled time.
Even the goodbye was weird. Normally WGs escort you to the door, say a few nice things so that you come back and then hug you and give you a kiss or two. This girl started walking me towards the door but suddenly stopped while I still kept marching. I only noticed once I arrived at the door that she was 10 steps behind me. She was waving her hand at me which was an unmistakeble sign that she didn't wish to end the punt the traditional way. Wtf? I left the apartment bewildered, not knowing whether I did anything wrong.
As I replayed this punt in my head over and over again, I'm convinced that all the awkardness was due to 2 things - A) Her not speaking English B) Her being young and probably never having done this on a professional level. She did smile at me quite a few times and I didn't sense any hostility coming from her. It wasn't her negative attitude that caused the issues, I'm inclined to write all the weird situations down to inexperience and poor English skills.
Would I recommend and/or return? Absolutely not but in case someone else goes please let me know. I found this encounter intriguing even if it wasn't filled with much pleasure.
I had a really hard time last year wrapping my head around the price hike by Diva (and other agencies). I used to punt with Frieda or Tavolga for £250 each before their fees increased to £500 and £600, respectively. Meanwhile, Olina hasn't changed their prices since I started this hobby in the summer of 2020. Most SPs on AW have hiked by £20-£30 in January this year but nothing egregious. Even some of the long-serving SPs at Diva like Montal refused to go along with the fee increases (she told me she was in this profession for the long run).
Now most Russian girls start at £300 without any guarantee that they will deliver. This is just taking the p*ss. I would at least expect some quality control if the intention is to charge this much. If they are adamant about keeping up this price level and do nothing about the quality issues then it might be time to look elsewhere.
To quote an old classic - "
If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda p*ssy to drink it."
