Lisa8585 - jaded Chinese indy near Bond Street

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Why pay £180 an hour when you can have an excellent Asian experience for £150 or so with Olina or various other independents?  Well, that is the question I was left asking myself again after this experience.  However, I fancied a bit of a change, those higher up my hot list were unavailable, and Lisa has had some good reviews on here, so I decided to give her a go.

Comms
My text messages were responded to very quickly, and in a very friendly manner, by whoever handles her comms (pretty sure it isn’t her).  We quickly agreed a time slightly later in the evening than I had wanted, and I was texted just the postcode (area behind Bond St station).

Shortly before the due time, just as I was about to press send to say I had arrived, I got a message pushing the time back by a quarter of an hour.  And shortly before the new time, she pushed it back by another 10 minutes. Just as I was about to give up (and I wish I had now), I got a text with the house number.  On arriving, I then had to ask for the flat number.  I was left standing around outside like a numpty for another couple of minutes waiting for that – in full view of the diners in the outside seating area of the restaurant right next door to her building.

Once in her flat, I got a quick peck on the lips, paperwork was sorted, and I was offered a shower.

The Girl
Unusually for a Chinese SP, her photos give a very good representation of the girl - definitely young and attractive, although they do flatter her bust size slightly. She was wearing the pink two-piece in the photos.  I started to think that things were looking up, and that she might actually be worth her premium price.

Premises
A one-room bed-sit of reasonable size, lived-in but reasonably tidy.  The bathroom was small but serviceable, fairly modern and clean.  The shower screen is a bit small, meaning that it is almost impossible to shower without leaving a large pool of water on the bathroom floor.  As I entered, she quickly grabbed the mop leaning against the screen to mop up the pool left by the previous user.

The Service
When I returned to her room, she was still wearing the 2-piece.  When I agreed to her suggestion she take it off, she just yanked at it, the poppers undid and off it came and thrown on the floor all in one move – I have never seen anyone undress so fast!

We stood kissing (light FK & KWT, but no DFK allowed), with her groping my fast-hardening cock.  We then retired to the bed for some more kissing and cuddling – mainly cuddling, as she didn’t seem that enthusiastic to kiss – she would respond to my kissing her, but would soon give up (I had brushed my teeth beforehand, and used the mouthwash in her bathroom to make sure I was fresh).

She knows how to turn a man on by sensual touch, and soon had me at full mast.  I suggested OWO, which (after a thorough wet-wipe of my cock) she obliged.  She had a reasonable technique, varying the pace, occasional licking of shaft and balls (but not perineum).  After a couple of minutes, she asked if I wanted sex – like I was going to say no.

Condom on, she energetically and very vocally rode me cowgirl.  As others have noted, she is not quiet about it - god knows what the neighbours must think!  Unfortunately, it was obviously fake, particularly when after only a few minutes she claimed she had come (yeh, right!), and flopped down on top of me for a rest with my cock still inside her.  After a short rest, she suggested we change positions.  And this is where it really went downhill.  Having guided my cock in, she then kept her hand there to control my penetration, making it difficult for me to enter more than minimally.  I tried moving her hand away, but she was not budging.  I rapidly lost wood, so we returned to kissing and cuddling. 

This time, she was even more reluctant to kiss than before.  However, as I said, she knows the right places to stroke, and soon had me back at full wood.  At which point, with my cock at full strength in her hand, she asks if I want my massage now – WTF!! 

Reluctantly, she agreed to more OWO (this time delivered with none of the previous technique whatsoever), and then more sex.  This time, it is hand firmly around my cock from the get-go, again meaning next-to-no penetration.  Again, I rapidly lose wood, so we give up and she gives me a fairly mediocre massage – much of which is delivered one-handed, while she messages on her phone with the other hand. 

Massage over, she asks if I want a shower before I leave, so obviously nothing further on the cards – not that I could be bothered by then.  Having showered and dressed, she showed me to the door still in the nude, not even a dressing gown – presumably she was going straight in the shower to prepare for the next poor sap.

Back on the street, looking at my watch, I saw that I had been in there for less than 50 minutes of my hour.

The impression I got was of a girl who was tired and jaded, running a conveyor-belt service.  I suppose I may have got her on a bad day, but at £180 an hour, I am not going to give her a second try when there are cheaper and better options.  Fortunately, my weekend was redeemed by an appointment the following day with Anna of Olinas for £140 - why on earth did I waste £180 on Lisa?

Will I return?  No, so it is a negative from me.

The laughable thing was that she was very keen on me giving her a review – so here it is!