Lily Thai, Runcorn (Legit)

[Half Century]

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After seeing a couple of recent positive reviews, I thought I needed to TOFFT and give this place another try.  I did give them a call in the previous week but the girl on the phone sounded so disinterested that I didn't bother.  Tried again yesterday and got a friendlier "Hallo dahling, free in half an hour" so game on.  The door was opened by a young girl with a tidy figure and again I thought things looked promising.

Stripped off and lay on the table, in she came and laid some towels on me and started with a very thorough massage...and continued...and continued...turned over, pummelled some more and then the hour was up.    not even a hint or mention of anything extra.  In fact, I don't think she poke at all until she told me we were done.  On the one hand it was a very through and professional massage and today I still feel a piece of steak that's been lobbed into a tumble dryer with a brick but I had been hoping for something a little extra instead of walking out with my balls and wallet unemptied.

I'm giving this a neutral because the basic massage was well delivered and the girl was fit but I'd hoped for something more after the last reviews.  Maybe I need to get myself a Dannyboi disguise kit or some biking leathers and maybe the extras will get delivered!

60 mins - £45 massage and nowt else. 

[Thephoenix]

Legit?....or not legit?
....That is the question!

I was a regular here when it first opened, then it went all legit so lost interest.
Hopes were high after some encouraging recent reviews, so I've been planning a return visit.
Very strange!

It looks as if it depends on the girl.
Did you get her name?

[Dannyboi2002]

Wow can't belive that hahah. Its either your very unlucky or it has very well gone legit. I will go next week and put the Danny charm on the girls. I know them all and they all want a bit of biker cock. Hahahah

[Half Century]

Wow can't belive that hahah. Its either your very unlucky or it has very well gone legit. I will go next week and put the Danny charm on the girls. I know them all and they all want a bit of biker cock. Hahahah

Yeah there needs to be a special 'friend of Danny' handshake or something so they know what we've come for! 

Legit?....or not legit?


It looks as if it depends on the girl.
Did you get her name?

I didn't bother.  I usually ask for a name if the girl has delivered on her service and I know I'm going to write a review about her.

[Punter Ponting]

I didn't bother.  I usually ask for a name if the girl has delivered on her service and I know I'm going to write a review about her.

To be fair it's the poor service that is generally of most value here. Names are always important.

[Half Century]

Thing is, getting a perfectly good thai massage in a presentingly legit establishment isn't a poor service.  I got precisely what a non-punter would expect.  You're correct though, I should have got her name but as we had no conversation at all during the booking, I just didn't feel like asking.

[dirdybird69]

The owner of this shop is a massive psycho and a cunt, thai community hate her and shes always causing trouble so wouldn't surprise me if those reviews where completely made up to get people into the shop and it worked, someone went. She doesn't care about anyone not even her staff, only money. She's got history for fake reviews online already so I'd stay away and go into liverpool, much better shops there.

[Thephoenix]

The owner of this shop is a massive psycho and a cunt, thai community hate her and shes always causing trouble so wouldn't surprise me if those reviews where completely made up to get people into the shop and it worked, someone went. She doesn't care about anyone not even her staff, only money. She's got history for fake reviews online already so I'd stay away and go into liverpool, much better shops there.

That's quite a claim to make about other member's reviews.
No doubt they'll respond.
I notice you made similar adverse comments last year.
What's your history with this place?

[dirdybird69]

not saying his review is made up, just saying it wouldn't surprise me as she has a reputation. Why in one booking its like a porn film and another member goes and its like a convent lol

[Dannyboi2002]

I went and witnessed 1st hand my review on this place is exactly as I saw.

[spiralnotebook]

I never saw this place on ‘Two Pints of Lager and a packet of crisps’ .

 

[Dannyboi2002]

Don't know what thats referencing to.

[dirdybird69]

Pint of Vimto please

I never saw this place on ‘Two Pints of Lager and a packet of crisps’ .

 

[spiralnotebook]

It was a longish running sitcom based around the pub 150m away and the surrounding area.


External Link/Members Only.

 

[Dannyboi2002]

Oh is that where it is. I have heard of the show but never knew it was based in runcorn. Thanks